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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
pictured: Lpzie

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp



titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

emfive posted:

pictured: Lpzie


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



The average American that age can't afford cabinets like that

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Incoherently screaming "LAKEN" at the top of my lungs as I machine gun sleeping migrants on the other side of the Rio Grande

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


So more jobs than expected, but a higher unemployment rate than expected. Cool.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

job numbers are revised like 3-4 times later on to be much lower than the numbers they state to the media

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

bom picture 👍

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

emfive posted:

pictured: Lpzie



:mmmhmm:

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The average American that age can't afford cabinets like that

they're so nice they haven't placed anything else in the kitchen

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

That's her comfort zone voice (white lady speaking to the manager in a not-so-polite tone)

its also the "we found out u used a drug" tone

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
If that was the rising star of the GOP I wonder who is the worst star of the GOP lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

when peopke get plastic surgery they first are like oh wow i look great with just a little plastic surgery imagine what i would look like if i got more and more plastic surgery and then they wind up lookinng like a freak

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

a.lo posted:

when peopke get plastic surgery they first are like oh wow i look great with just a little plastic surgery imagine what i would look like if i got more and more plastic surgery and then they wind up lookinng like a freak

Nothing some more surgery can't fix

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

peopke

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

HallelujahLee posted:

job numbers are revised like 3-4 times later on to be much lower than the numbers they state to the media

Sometimes. It can be hard to find a pattern, though. The usual thing you hear from economists is that job numbers get revised down in bad times, and up in good times. I can't tell from looking at the below data from 2021-2022.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

UFOTacoMan posted:

in addition to hateful Mark Robinson running for governor in NC, we also have a homeschool lady who was at January 6th beating out the current republican NC Superintendent of Public Instruction to run as the republican candidate for NC Superintendent of Public Instruction.

nc sucks u say? im hearing this for the first time

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Fuckt Tupp posted:

:siren: BREAKING NEWS :siren:

rupert murdoch is....


engaged for the 6th time! :toot:

imagine how pissed his last 2 wives are, both of them thinking they were gonna wait it out till he kicked the bucket, now he's gonna drop dead on this new wife probably during the honeymoon

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

William Bear posted:


Why do all Southern dads look like that?

dude played in the nfl, pretty sure this family was grown in a lab to run for US Senate in Alabama

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Is it morally acceptable to terraform a lifeless planet?

What about a planet that has no life but shows evidence life did exist there a billion years ago and, absent intervention, could exist there a billion years in the future?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

HallelujahLee posted:

job numbers are revised like 3-4 times later on to be much lower than the numbers they state to the media

!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar

Tom Tucker posted:

Is it morally acceptable to terraform a lifeless planet?

What about a planet that has no life but shows evidence life did exist there a billion years ago and, absent intervention, could exist there a billion years in the future?

lol at humanity ever finding the gumption to accomplish something like this. buddy, we can barely get a craft to stand upright on the moon

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

a.lo posted:

when peopke get plastic surgery they first are like oh wow i look great with just a little plastic surgery imagine what i would look like if i got more and more plastic surgery and then they wind up lookinng like a freak


titty_baby_ posted:

Nothing some more surgery can't fix

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Thank God George Santos is running for congress again

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

we got to change the clocks this weekend it makes me so loving mad, I hate this poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Scarabrae posted:

we got to change the clocks this weekend it makes me so loving mad, I hate this poo poo

it takes thirty seconds

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

however Natalie Portman is single again and that improves my mood

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Scarabrae posted:

we got to change the clocks this weekend it makes me so loving mad, I hate this poo poo

if you like your time, you can keep it - Arizona

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

it takes thirty seconds

gently caress you

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1766095230552465485
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1766096715629666498

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


your phone and computers change on their own!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

it takes thirty seconds

you clearly don't have kids

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Scarabrae posted:

however Natalie Portman is single again and that improves my mood

keep it in ur pants moby

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Louisgod posted:

you clearly don't have kids

He could fix that in 30 seconds

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the lower left corner picture looks best to memeify

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Louisgod posted:

you clearly don't have kids

How long does it take to adjust their clocks

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"in america, u lead destiny! vat a county!"

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