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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

less than a week c'mon

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
we are so hosed


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

VectorSigma posted:

capitalism will not be satisfied until the earth is a white hot orb of electron degenerate plasma

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Salt Fish posted:

1 calorie raises 1 ml of water 1 degree celcius.
The oceans are 1,386,000,000 cubic kilometers of water.
A big mac is 560 Kcals

So that graph is showing us the heat of burning 2,475,000,000,000,000,000 big mac sandwiches.

There are 8 billion people on the planet, so that's about 309,375,000 sandwiches per person.

We did it in about 15 years, so figure about 42,380 big macs a day per person on earth worth of energy to heat all that water.

YOURE TELLING ME I COULDA HAD MORE BURGERS??

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




the great work proceeds apace

Chard has issued a correction as of 07:27 on Mar 9, 2024

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
RECORD MILD




from here lol
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/08/weather/winter-warmth-record-climate/index.html

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they had to add a new category and outline it lol. And drop shadow lmao

literally there is not a color graduation that is more intense that they could have used, they had to use two colors, it is physically off the color wheel into multi mode. after this it's going to be some kinda fuckin 1988 cutting edge palette swap situation where it's flashing between several colors. They're already using NINE colors, holy piss

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

CAUTIONS
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7. Do not use volatile oils such as thinner or benzine and alcohol for wiping.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

they had to add a new category and outline it lol. And drop shadow lmao

literally there is not a color graduation that is more intense that they could have used, they had to use two colors, it is physically off the color wheel into multi mode. after this it's going to be some kinda fuckin 1988 cutting edge palette swap situation where it's flashing between several colors. They're already using NINE colors, holy piss
this is the sort of brilliant innovation that helps me rest easy at night. technology, and our 8-billion potential einsteins, are really setting us up for success in the face of adversity

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005

lmao. Not that mild yet

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Oglethorpe posted:

i will never not hate this

My favourite bit is the guy standing up and raising his arms even though it's not required, because he's just so gosh darn excited to be saying one of his favourite brands out loud

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
checking my phone as i go in for the lobotomy surgery
FORECAST: ULTRAMILD
whew thank goodness

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
record mild lmao

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

take shelter from record mild conditions

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/climatecouncil/status/1765856874338087083

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


will still be colder than next year

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

i don't like this

swamp thong
Nov 6, 2023
record mild lmao

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I'm starting to not like the word "mild".

swamp thong
Nov 6, 2023
mid winter is now mid af

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


climate change is increasingly mild! wow!

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib
looking forward to a mild summer

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


that’s right. say it loud. we are in the era of mild. blessed

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

smoobles posted:

I am not worried about climate change at all

being worried or anxious implies some sort of uncertainty and there is no bit of me that is uncertain about the fate of modern civilization

little bit worried we won't ever be venus 2.0 though

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



did you want your cooked bat bin spicy or mild?

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Stereotype posted:

record mild lmao

the covid strategy

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
mildly venus

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Owlbear Camus posted:

did you want your cooked bat bin spicy or mild?

Nature used to just give us free fruit and nuts and now it's giving us free fried meat

People are so picky

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Winter is mild and over

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

lol, lmao

oh thank god it turns out i was wrong yesterday and i can still lol and lmao at stuff like this. this is great news! seems like the real mistake here was to stop reading the thread and losing all the doom tolerance i'd built-up over the years

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

:krakentoot:

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



https://x.com/EliotJacobson/status/1678727804110905344?s=20

Lmao this is from last summer

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

so far :smuggo:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
https://youtu.be/sZLKtjATZt0?si=okOHh_LmlpRTFL10

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



ok but what about 100,001 years ago? I bet he chose that cutoff point to hide the data that shows that this is just a return to normal and there’s nothing to worry about

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

What's this one measuring because it's not the same thing as the above chart

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
My parents retired and moved to Pennsylvania last summer. I was a little bit worried about how they'd manage during their first winter since they're both lifelong southerners. But it actually ended up being pretty pleasant for the past couple of months so everything is going great :)

Argentum
Feb 6, 2011
UGLY LIKE BOWEL CANCER

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol it rules that the oceans are in runaway heat up mode already

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

So you're saying it's been hotter before.

:smuggo:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Really if you go all the way back to planetary formation, this is nothing! Extra triple mild

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