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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!


edit: accidentally left Jimbee off, edited.

UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 19:11 on Mar 9, 2024

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1766520413910143375

Are they going to try another coup if he doesn’t

yeah, it’s not illegal or anything

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


titty_baby_ posted:

I have an old groin injury that flares up sometimes and it makes me feel like I have to piss and keeps me up

Also, lotta anxiety because of dealing with a stupid dumbass rear end in a top hat bitch person at work who refuses to do anything to fix their problems and then gets mad when we are legally required to step in

and I'm gonna be playing in front of a big crowd for the first time in years in April and can't stop thinking about it

Please drop an obamna or two during your set.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

put spicer in the Easter bunny costume in there

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

he has that CSPAM personality. we post with him & its good

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

lol

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I have been baited and switched

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


There we go

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

we found him

the guy the NYT’s been sourcing their polls from

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1766495663003471994
american politics 2024: a shadow-government cabal of hyper-patriarchal christian dominionists, headed by an indiana shampoo billionaire known as the Maximum Leader and financed by a slush-fund organization called the Howdy Doody Good Times Foundation

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I didn't watch her original speech, did she really say that she's afraid for her kids' future, given the state of America?

They're the children of a Senator. They'll be fine!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1766520413910143375

Are they going to try another coup if he doesn’t

He’s right. Trump ftw

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

she sounds like an amateur actor trying to do drama in a made for tv movie

Fifteen of Many
Feb 23, 2006

Fifteen of Many has issued a correction as of 19:15 on Mar 9, 2024

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
trump will get 115% of the vote because he is excellent at deals

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1766520413910143375

Are they going to try another coup if he doesn’t

he's right

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I ate a whole 8 pc chicken order from churches chicken last night with a bottle of shiraz and i think thats why my tummy is hurting

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

and a pizza and 2 pcs of pan seared salmon

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1766495663003471994
american politics 2024: a shadow-government cabal of hyper-patriarchal christian dominionists, headed by an indiana shampoo billionaire known as the Maximum Leader and financed by a slush-fund organization called the Howdy Doody Good Times Foundation



Hi and howdy doody
I'm the Trump-adjacent men-only right-wing secret society man
You can call me Rudy

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1765815627032219711

Activate $3,000 tent mode

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Buddykins posted:

she sounds like an amateur actor trying to do drama in a made for tv movie

Parts of her speech reminds me of a subdued version of that 'i am telling you right now, that guy isn't real' plane lady

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

I ate a whole 8 pc chicken order from churches chicken last night with a bottle of shiraz and i think thats why my tummy is hurting

Sounds like you underdid it on the shiraz and you have a wine deficiency. Drink another two bottles, or a magnum will work, and let us know how you're doing

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

haha putting the tent on the car is "activating tent mode". who writes this poo poo

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lol that they tried to make her sound like "America's Mother" and it backfired spectacularly

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

and a pizza and 2 pcs of pan seared salmon

definitely a wine imbalance. maybe have a shot of brandy or grappa to start with :/

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Buddykins posted:

lol that they tried to make her sound like "America's Mother" and it backfired spectacularly

They succeeded in the sense that she's not invited to Thanksgiving and not allowed to spend time alone with her grandchildren anymore

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Vim Fuego posted:

definitely a wine imbalance. maybe have a shot of brandy or grappa to start with :/

Been thinking this

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


William Bear posted:

I didn't watch her original speech, did she really say that she's afraid for her kids' future, given the state of America?

They're the children of a Senator. They'll be fine!

She means she’s afraid that America may become majority non-white

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

You can just sleep in your car for free and not pay $3,000

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1766495663003471994
american politics 2024: a shadow-government cabal of hyper-patriarchal christian dominionists, headed by an indiana shampoo billionaire known as the Maximum Leader and financed by a slush-fund organization called the Howdy Doody Good Times Foundation



i wonder how many of these guys have actually been through a divorce

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1766495663003471994
american politics 2024: a shadow-government cabal of hyper-patriarchal christian dominionists, headed by an indiana shampoo billionaire known as the Maximum Leader and financed by a slush-fund organization called the Howdy Doody Good Times Foundation



There is no “national divorce” that doesn’t end in war, their thing isn’t living life as they choose, their thing is you living life as they choose

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Buddykins posted:

she sounds like an amateur actor trying to do drama in a made for tv movie

best description I’ve read has been “theater kid too homophobic to join theater”

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

yeah... yeah tent mode. tent mode is the greatest.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

“...in my view, the action civil fraud action brought against former President Donald Trump was a case of selective prosecution of a victimless crime brought because of Trump’s political views, and because he is the de facto nominee of the Republican Party in the 2024 presidential election. Selective prosecution raises both due process and equal protection clause issues of the kind that led the Framers to ban Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Facto laws, which clauses are also relevant here.”

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

“...in my view, the action civil fraud action brought against former President Donald Trump was a case of selective prosecution of a victimless crime brought because of Trump’s political views, and because he is the de facto nominee of the Republican Party in the 2024 presidential election. Selective prosecution raises both due process and equal protection clause issues of the kind that led the Framers to ban Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Facto laws, which clauses are also relevant here.”

Engoron sighs and opens a new Word document

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

A Statement on President Donald J. Trump by Newt Gingrich:

quote:

President Donald Trump had a remarkable showing on Super Tuesday. He won 11 of the first 12 contests. This is all the proof you need that the Republican Party is now the Trump Party.

No non-incumbent has so decisively dominated and shaped his party since Andrew Jackson. President Jackson reacted to what his supporters regarded as the theft of the presidency by John Quincy Adams in 1824. As Robert Remini outlined in his classic work, “The Election of Andrew Jackson,” the Jacksonian movement was determined to defeat the oligarchy which had been dominating American politics and the economy, through the Bank of the United States. (This book is such a clear study of an effective insurgency that we used it in planning the Republican Contract with America campaign in 1994.)

Like President Jackson, President Trump is far more than a candidate. He is the leader of a national movement. As the movement’s champion, he can survive attacks and legal assassination attempts that would destroy normal candidates.

Winning 24 of the first 26 primaries and caucuses is an achievement.

How has a businessman from New York come to dominate the GOP so thoroughly?

There are some obvious answers. However, they involve practical, common-sense analysis which Trump Derangement Syndrome seems to block most reporters and analysts from recognizing. There are at least seven unique personal characteristics that have led to President Trump’s Triumph.

President Trump is smart.

Many people are put off by President Trump’s tweets and his occasional angry outbursts. They can’t admit that he is a deeply smart man. Look at the facts. He is a billionaire. He beat 15 other Republicans to become the GOP nominee in 2016 – and Hillary Clinton – when all the so-called experts said this was impossible. President Trump survived eight years of unending lies against him by the deep state and the elite media. He has endured the greatest effort of legal assassination in American history. And during all this, he increased his control of the GOP. Analysts ought to read President Trump’s remarkable book, “The Art of the Comeback” to get a sense of how he recovers when times get tough.

President Trump works.

President Trump believes in – and has spent a lifetime focusing on – principles and approaches that work. Because he is an entrepreneur, he understood how to relaunch the American economy. His life before politics was all about negotiating successfully. So, he was able to deal with foreign countries effectively to achieve his goals. Sometimes his tactics are tough. Many of the European nations who had been hiding behind America’s strength disliked being lectured by President Trump. But they have now increased their defense spending.

President Trump is deeply strategic.

President Trump thinks strategically all the time. Part of his mind is always focused on the immediate – whether it is speechmaking, golfing, or chatting with people – but part of his mind is constantly analyzing data and thinking about what it means for the long run.

President Trump loves what he is doing.

President Trump gains energy from people. He is amazingly existential and focused on the present in a way which gives him authenticity and allows him to focus his energy and his efforts on the immediate. This ability to compartmentalize and focus on the immediate is part of the secret of his surviving eight years of endless news media, bureaucratic and legal assaults. Analysts can’t bring themselves to think through the implications of President Trump knowing people in all 50 states. But that is one of the keys to his enormous grip on the Republican Party. He combines President Ronald Reagan’s charismatic appeal with President Richard Nixon’s detailed knowledge of every state. It is an awesome combination.

President Trump is tough.


I don’t know of any other American leader who could have taken the beating he has taken and still be standing. Yet he is always enthusiastic and ready to fight through another day. He sees himself as engaged in an historic mission to save America – and he accepts that the leader who wants to save the country must be prepared to pay the price for patriotism.

President Trump is not a traditional conservative.

President Trump did not grow up reading National Review or studying Friedrich Hayek. However, he is the most effective anti-left politician of my lifetime (and that includes President Reagan). The simple act of waking up every day, thinking like an entrepreneurial businessman, and applying common sense is devastating to leftwing ideology. Leftwing ideology exists in a fantasy world. It is built on principles that simply don’t work and can’t produce acceptable results. President Trump understands this and rejects it every day to the rage of his critics and the joy of his supporters.

President Trump focuses on achievements.

President Trump’s mind moves from achievement to achievement. This focus on getting things done has been true for his business, political, and governmental experiences. When he has a moment of downtime, he starts thinking “what else can I get done.” He doesn’t focus on personalities or building circles of friends. Those occur because of his work to achieve things. His focus on achievement and accomplishment during his four years in the White House clearly impressed the American people. It is clear how much better things were under President Trump than President Joe Biden.

Because of all these qualities, President Trump has assembled a campaign team led by Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita, which may be running the most thoughtful and competent campaign seen in decades.

Super Tuesday was President Trump’s triumph. His election in November will be the American people’s triumph.

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

probably just viral marketing for the civil war movie

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