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Hazo posted:So wait let me see if I’m getting this right: In theory, the real rewards and punishment come after you die.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:28
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A 50 year old lady backs her tesla suv into water shallow enough the cops stand on the roof trying to get the car back out and has enough time to call friends saying shes sinking and then drowns. The billionaire sister in law of Mitch McConnell in her Tesla. Uhhhh...  Wonder if that will spur some investigations.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:34
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Investigation concluded She dumb
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Mar 9, 2024 19:35
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Sedgr posted:A 50 year old lady backs her tesla suv into water shallow enough the cops stand on the roof trying to get the car back out and has enough time to call friends saying shes sinking and then drowns. Nah. Read between the lines and everyone was probably drunk. Can’t even blame this one on Total Self-Driving or whatever it’s called.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:35
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She was drunk and went into the wrong gear because of the dogshit touch screen controls
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Mar 9, 2024 19:38
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They were traveling between their main mansion and a party at one of their guest houses and they had to take a car past a lake to get there. Yeah they were drunk but holy lmao at that kind of obscene wealth
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Mar 9, 2024 19:40
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Maybe it was Subnautica cosplay that got out of hand.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:40
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Hazo posted:They were traveling between their main mansion and a party at one of their guest houses and they had to take a car past a lake to get there. lol that's amazing. So glad we're at least getting some trickle down chuckles.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:42
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deoju posted:A second Trump term will be worse than the first. He now knows impeachment is an empty threat and he can do whatever the gently caress he wants, including violence. lol "should we try to overthrow the country?" "why not, what have we got to lose?" "nothing! hahaha!!" but trump's toast. they'll have to gather around the next great white dope.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:46
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Sedgr posted:A 50 year old lady backs her tesla suv into water shallow enough the cops stand on the roof trying to get the car back out and has enough time to call friends saying shes sinking and then drowns. Teslas are stupid heavy and built like poo poo. There's a good chance that the doors got stuck in mud at the bottom of the pond, the door/window controls shorted out, and/or the glass was laminated like the windshield. EDIT  they were also drunk
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Mar 9, 2024 19:47
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Mudlark posted:Fundie voice. It's a thing. Holy poo poo quote:“We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of sexual immorality, such as adultery, fornication, homosexuality, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, pornography or any attempt to change one’s sex, or disagreement with one’s biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God,” Making children is a sin? What?
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Mar 9, 2024 19:49
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look, i'm all for this trend of rich people getting into designer death traps but is there any way we can televise it...? Monica Bellucci posted:Maybe it was Subnautica cosplay that got out of hand.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:49
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Machai posted:Holy poo poo God made yer junk, don't be flappin' it against other junk
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Mar 9, 2024 19:51
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Machai posted:Holy poo poo What I gather from that list of sexual sins is that, as long as you're not looking at any pornography (some lady on SNL with a low-cut dress is fine though), jerkin' it is literally the only form of sexual activity that won't get you sent to Hell
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Mar 9, 2024 19:53
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mobby_6kl posted:Maybe 20% "why doesn't Biden do thing X "Why isn't Biden fixing the border?  "Biden: "House Republicans stopped a Border Reform bill that had already passed the Senate with bipartisan support because Trump told them to stop the bill." "Oh."
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Mar 9, 2024 19:54
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Machai posted:Holy poo poo Cursed fornication! If only there were a way to make children without fornicating by devising a way of fertilizing an egg outside of sexual intercourse? I bet fundamentalist Christians would love that!
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Mar 9, 2024 19:55
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Asterite34 posted:What I gather from that list of sexual sins is that, as long as you're not looking at any pornography (some lady on SNL with a low-cut dress is fine though), jerkin' it is literally the only form of sexual activity that won't get you sent to Hell Pretty sure God killed a dude cause he wasted his semen, so I am going to say that it is a sin as well.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:56
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"Fornication" is any heterosexual sex that I don't approve of.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:57
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Machai posted:Holy poo poo Procreative sex (within marriage) isn't fornication  e:f;b withak posted:"Fornication" is any heterosexual sex that I don't approve of.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:57
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CannonFodder posted:Yeah. It didn't actually pass the senate. The border provisions were stripped out of the bill after Trump ordered the republicans to back off of the BERDER so he can keep running on it.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:58
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The Modern Leper posted:Procreative sex (within marriage) isn't fornication Yup, reminder their stated goal is to push to outlaw recreational sex. Which has to be the stupidest god damned thing I've heard this century.
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Mar 9, 2024 19:58
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Hazo posted:They were traveling between their main mansion and a party at one of their guest houses and they had to take a car past a lake to get there. It was COLD, Hazo!
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Mar 9, 2024 20:04
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CannonFodder posted:Yeah. Their argument is that Biden can shut down the border and deport all illegals unilaterally without the approval of congress, so he should just do that. Never mind the logistical, humanitarian, and economic crises that would cause, not to mention the potential overextension of executive powers, but we all know cons don’t care about that— if Biden did it, they would scream more about how democrats are the real authoritarians.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:04
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nerox posted:Pretty sure God killed a dude cause he wasted his semen, so I am going to say that it is a sin as well. RIP in Peace Onan
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Mar 9, 2024 20:05
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MrMojok posted:It was COLD, Hazo! Yeah, and it’s not like they took an Uber!
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Mar 9, 2024 20:05
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Hazo posted:Their argument is that Biden can shut down the border and deport all illegals unilaterally without the approval of congress, so he should just do that. Also not to mention the economic benefit immigration has had - it's as responsible as any other single factor for keeping us out of a recession when the Fed jacked rates to fight inflation.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:07
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o no one less billionaire darn
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Mar 9, 2024 20:07
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( . ) ( . )
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Mar 9, 2024 20:11
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Hazo posted:They were traveling between their main mansion and a party at one of their guest houses and they had to take a car past a lake to get there. That’s some Righteous Gemstones type of poo poo
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Mar 9, 2024 20:11
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redshirt posted:RIP in Peace Onan Onan the Masturbarian. Crom, I have never jacked it to you before, I have no tongue for it...
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Mar 9, 2024 20:12
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Funny thought: What if it was actually Mitch McConnell that accidentally backed his Tesla into a pond and died? I don't think I'd ever stop laughing.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:14
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tek79 posted:o no one less billionaire ONE WEIRD TRICK TO AVOID SLEEPY JOE’S UNFAIR BILLIONAIRE TAX
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Mar 9, 2024 20:15
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nerox posted:Pretty sure God killed a dude cause he wasted his semen, so I am going to say that it is a sin as well. God didn't kill Onan. The whole thing was that his brother died before having kids with Onan's SIL So he had to do the job - a childless widow was remarkably low status back then, but having a child made her part of the family. He was doing the deed, but not finishing it properly. So anyone telling you masturbation is a sin is bullshitting you. It's actually a very pernicious lie and a form of brainwashing.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:16
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redshirt posted:RIP in Peace Onan Onan. OHH AHHHHHH! Fighter of the Night Man. OHH AHHHHHH! Champion of the fun.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:16
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i just think the whole thing is weird and suspicious. this woman was old and a billionaire. obviously you don't become one of the richest people to ever live by being stupid right? and what kind of genius money maker dies driving themselves into a lake? sorry: their own lake in between their houses. which only proves my point: how can you be smart enough to be worth billions but dumb enough to drown yourself? it just doesn't add up.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:17
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Onan didnt even masterbate. he pulled out and blew load in the dirt while loving his dead brothers wife. The sin of Onan was greed, because without an heir, all his brothers stuff would go to him, not the wife, and he was being told 'just give her a baby, we can say its his, and she can keep running affairs till the kid is old enough to take over' winterwerefox fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 9, 2024 |
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Mar 9, 2024 20:18
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Jesus Christ 
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Mar 9, 2024 20:20
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now imagine you're the guy who made that dirt. i get pissed when people spit on my floors and i'm just renting.
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Mar 9, 2024 20:21
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Hazo posted:Their argument is that Biden can shut down the border and deport all illegals unilaterally without the approval of congress, so he should just do that. right wing media has been trying to brain wash them into wanting the top-down Hugo Chavez style president, they want Biden to tell Republicans to jump so they can obediently say "Yes sir, how high sir" (with tears in their eyes)
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Mar 9, 2024 20:21
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Was Onan then hired to kill Jon Voight?
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Mar 9, 2024 20:22
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