Warch 2024 Chat Thread: The Continued Year of More Gaming

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What will FFVIIRemake part 3 be called? This poll is closed.
Return	9	9.38%
Revolutions	7	7.29%
Rescind	1	1.04%
Rental property	23	23.96%
Restoration	3	3.13%
Rebar	14	14.58%
Renegade	3	3.13%
Red XIII's party hour	36	37.50%
Total:	96 votes

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luBAIW5LIqc
This game loving owns. The big boobs are a huge plus, but the whole game is awesome as gently caress and ive been really addicted.

I was not expecting that voice

# ? Mar 9, 2024 15:29

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:18

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJEvh8kqKE
This game loving owns. The big boobs are a huge plus, but the whole game is awesome as gently caress and ive been really addicted.

# ? Mar 9, 2024 15:34

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Skyrim: Bought Breezehome and married Lydia. Honestly, the main quest is a distant memory now.

# ? Mar 9, 2024 17:58

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Infinitum posted:

40% off brings it down to the same price as Helldivers 2 - $60 AUD
Yeah nah.

$30 would be a maybe.
$20? Yeah alright.

# ? Mar 9, 2024 18:01

victrix: Oct 30, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeZq5qAA-M8

Outward 2 - the first game was a delightfully eurojank (but not euro) coop survival/souls/rpg thing, it was good fun, glad it did well enough they can invest in a bigger better version

# ? Mar 9, 2024 21:51

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I wish we could get a Star Trek game that uses the exact same mechanics of Marvels Midnight Suns. I feel like it would work fantastically well.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 00:08

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

External Organs posted:

I wish we could get a Star Trek game that uses the exact same mechanics of Marvels Midnight Suns. I feel like it would work fantastically well.

I didn't even know I wanted this until now.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 00:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I guess I can sort of pretend with cobalt core...

# ? Mar 10, 2024 00:26

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

External Organs posted:

I wish we could get a Star Trek game that uses the exact same mechanics of Marvels Midnight Suns. I feel like it would work fantastically well.

the holodeck as an actual dating sim, except it always malfunctions and traps you in 1920s Chicago, or Whitechapel in 1888

why did the ship even have that horrible thing

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:11

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Hwurmp posted:

the holodeck as an actual dating sim, except it always malfunctions and traps you in 1920s Chicago, or Whitechapel in 1888

why did the ship even have that horrible thing

The holodeck very rarely malfunctioned, and was very useful for maintaining crew morale, and helping crew members reconstruct shared nightmares.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:17

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Hwurmp posted:

why did the ship even have that horrible thing

Cause it's the most important part of the ship, it's where you do weird sex stuff

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:22

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/03/apple-backtracks-reinstates-epic-games-ios-developer-account-in-europe/

Apple immediately folded and reinstated Epic's developer account the second the EU began looking into it

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:23

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Like, I can't overstate how much this whole sequence freaked me out when I was a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S-Meq9MMuQ

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

Cause it's the most important part of the ship, it's where you do weird sex stuff

Riker: That's right, EVERY part of the ship is important :hmmyes:

Gripweed posted:

Like, I can't overstate how much this whole sequence freaked me out when I was a kid

Yeah, "I've been in this room before", "We all have" has always stuck with me.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Mar 10, 2024

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:37

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Waffleman_ posted:

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/03/apple-backtracks-reinstates-epic-games-ios-developer-account-in-europe/

Apple immediately folded and reinstated Epic's developer account the second the EU began looking into it

Apple's statement when they pulled Epic's account guaranteed this.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:42

Vermain: Sep 5, 2006

i'm a real sucker for alien abduction horror and schisms stuck with me like no one's business

interestingly, it actually predates fire in the sky's release by half a year, and i wonder if their design team was copying TNG's homework for the final sequence

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:44

TuxedoOrca: Feb 6, 2024

I really like that episode. Especially the posted sequence.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:53

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

Hwurmp posted:

why did the ship even have that horrible thing

They didn't show it, but 90% of holodeck bookings were for CSGO, Minecraft, and GTAVIII

# ? Mar 10, 2024 04:55

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

yeah if you exclude all the people going in there to gently caress. rikers eroges take up half the computer memory

# ? Mar 10, 2024 11:12

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

that episode with the space geisha that's genetically engineered to be irresistible to men, and after five minutes with her riker immediately books the holodeck alone. we know what he's doing in there

# ? Mar 10, 2024 11:14

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I would use the holodeck to play Super Robot Wars

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:10

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Mar10 Day announcements:

TTYD remake out 5/23
Luigi's Mansion 2 remaster out 6/27
GB Dr. Mario and GBC Mario Golf/Tennis on Switch Online 3/12
A new animated Mario movie (described not as a sequel, but based on the world) next April

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:12

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Waffleman_ posted:

A new animated Mario movie (described not as a sequel, but based on the world) next April

Captain Toad! Captain Toad! Captain Toad!

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:22

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

donkey kong country movie.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Rosalina: Origins

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:28

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Endorph posted:

donkey kong country movie.

He's finally here, performing for you

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:28

Attack on Princess: Dec 15, 2008; _{To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!}

I'm putting my hands together, because I want to clap.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:37

Electric Phantasm: Apr 7, 2011; YOSPOS

Endorph posted:

donkey kong country movie.

HD remake of the TV show

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:39

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

The Madness of King Bowser

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:43

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

A Peach For All Seasons

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:46

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:51

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

No Country for Old Toads

# ? Mar 10, 2024 15:52

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Baby Mario Driver

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:01

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Endorph posted:

donkey kong country movie.

I mean, this is like almost 100% what it's gonna be.

Probably with the DK64 crew

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:03

Electric Phantasm: Apr 7, 2011; YOSPOS

Waffleman_ posted:

I mean, this is like almost 100% what it's gonna be.

Probably with the DK64 crew

Climatic showdown at the Donkey Kong Arcade Machine.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:12

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

Give me a Bowser movie that introduces Jr. and the Koopalings.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 17:17

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

I really wish they would release a cut of the Mario movie with all of the licensed music pulled out cause it would be a way stronger movie with the already great game music.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 17:46