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which ketchup is best
Spanktchup
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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
What on earth is fry sauce?
e: oh it’s that gross pink mayo mixture. Worst sauce, fight me.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


emSparkly posted:

What on earth is fry sauce?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


emSparkly posted:

What on earth is fry sauce?
e: oh it’s that gross pink mayo mixture. Worst sauce, fight me.

:wrong:

ketchup mayo, maybe a splash of lemon and worcestershire if you're feeling feisty, some paprika and garlic salt. Mmmm

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


bearnaise is the best sauce and it’s not even close

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Szyznyk posted:

Grape jelly is for the sweet and sour meatballs.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Szyznyk posted:

Chili sauce is for the sweet and sour meatballs.

Truths folks don't wanna hear and ain't ready for

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Mayonnaise is my favorite sauce I put it on eggs, fries, burgers, hotdogs, roast beef sandwiches, it's the best sauce

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


The best sauce is one you make yourself, in a pan. The more difficult it is to keep it from breaking, the better it is likely to be when made correctly.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I have to side with the spankchup because that’s how my favourite sauce comes: Whitlocks Tomato Chutney Sauce. It’s like ketchup, if ketchup was better. A more complex flavour with fruit sweetness and balanced vinegar acidity.


I made mushroom ketchup once, it was really good.

I’ll also take the opportunity to big up a nice plum sauce and sweet n sour sauce.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Ranch dressing

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Toxic Mental posted:

Ranch dressing

perhaps you and smugworth aren’t so different after all

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


hanch

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

TrashMammal posted:

bearnaise is the best sauce and it’s not even close

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If I had to choose only one sauce, and only one?

Franks Red Hot

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


redshirt posted:

If I had to choose only one sauce, and only one?

Franks Red Hot

Just got the BIG franks bottle today.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Toxic Mental posted:

Ranch dressing

america never should have given up green goddess dressing to go all in on ranch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Just got the BIG franks bottle today.

That's a nozzle that needs to be maintained now and then, I'll tell you waht.

From getting clogged up

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

If you ever make taco salad, dump a small bottle of Dorothy Lynch dressing in there. It’s a game changer.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Fuckstick posted:

If you ever make taco salad, dump a small bottle of Dorothy Lynch dressing in there. It’s a game changer.


Having never seen or heard of this, I thought "where the gently caress are you from, Nebraska?" and lol called it

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I've had it it occasionally growing up not in Nebraska ... It's okay. Pretty close to a French dressing
I don't think it would be good on taco salad
Taco salad dressing is red salsa imo

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

OK if no one else is going to bring up mammal sauce, I guess I will.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Wendigee posted:

I've had it it occasionally growing up not in Nebraska ... It's okay. Pretty close to a French dressing
I don't think it would be good on taco salad
Taco salad dressing is red salsa imo

No you must try it. Smash up a bunch of nacho cheese Doritos in a bowl with all the veggies and taco meat, then dump the DL on there!

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
I like to combine sour cream, mayonaise, chipotle power, fresh garlic and some jalapeno pickling liquid for tacos and chickpea bowls. I think this is the best sauce.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

redshirt posted:

If I had to choose only one sauce, and only one?

Franks Red Hot

I put that sh*t on everything.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

https://youtu.be/DqKQTB6kBJw?si=sQh3rqL_-TyH93i5

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003




It's so drat good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smugworth posted:



It's so drat good

This isn't about proving how your hot sauce will "fry your anus as it blows out your taste buds!!!"

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i worked with a hmong lady and she gave me a taste of her homemade ghost pepper sauce once

i was like wow that's delish and then my eyeballs started to sweat

hell my skeleton was sweating

my truck out in the parking lot was sweating

my children broke out in hives

my ancestors tombstones were sweating

it was p good stuff

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dee eight posted:

i worked with a hmong lady and she gave me a taste of her homemade ghost pepper sauce once

i was like wow that's delish and then my eyeballs started to sweat

hell my skeleton was sweating

my truck out in the parking lot was sweating

my children broke out in hives

my ancestors tombstones were sweating

it was p good stuff

More power to you, but that's just not my thing.

I like a nice moderate sauce.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


When I was younger I loved spicy stuff. I'd eat ghost pepper like nobody's business. Idk what changed but I hadn't had any for a decade and I went on a date to a wing place.

"I'm gonna impress by eating their ghost wings." I thought. Eyebrows probably wiggling.

I ate 2 of them and ended up getting some hot buffalo instead lol. They were completely unbearable. Just sweating like a pig in the booth.

Still love the heat and make spicy food most meals but I definitely have my limits now.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Fuckstick posted:

No you must try it. Smash up a bunch of nacho cheese Doritos in a bowl with all the veggies and taco meat, then dump the DL on there!

Absolutely not!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

redshirt posted:

This isn't about proving how your hot sauce will "fry your anus as it blows out your taste buds!!!"

I always get a kick out of the biggest wusses wailing the most about hotter sauces.

They aren't made for you, go eat some mayo and be quiet.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Indigestion is real and there's nothing to do with how hot you can eat food. The stomach can't be trained and it's going there next lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I always get a kick out of the biggest wusses wailing the most about hotter sauces.

They aren't made for you, go eat some mayo and be quiet.

Yeah, here's the hot sauce guy

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Wendigee posted:

Absolutely not!

DO IT!!!

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Vinegar is good

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


The Hello Machine posted:

Vinegar is good

Vinegar is gross and that is why hot sauces should be blazing hot so they can be used in very small quantities.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Fuckstick posted:

No you must try it. Smash up a bunch of nacho cheese Doritos in a bowl with all the veggies and taco meat, then dump the DL on there!

ill just go buy tacos from the taco truck down the street thx

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

ill just go buy tacos from the taco truck down the street thx

Do it!

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

white people love their mind bending rear end in a top hat destroyer turbo mega ultra pepper hot sauces for some reason. i dont get it

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