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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Two displays of animal intelligence and unbearable sweetness: Ella is an angel who accidentally took a cat form, my goodness.
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Rain Brain posted:Discovered Mirror Vimes Who TF is dis
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for the past hour he is walking up to me and crying. then walking down the hallway to where he gets fed while crying the whole way. then coming back and starting again. he has to take frequent breaks by lying down on each rug between here and there, because he is old it's not dinnertime yet
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Mar 9, 2024 06:47
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ate half a can of tuna then became orb
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ChickenHeart posted:ate half a can of tuna then became orb GOOD LIL CAT
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Mar 9, 2024 07:07
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i love that cats have reverse eyebrows
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Mar 9, 2024 07:34
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Reverse eyebrow area is a great spot for smoochin
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Mar 9, 2024 07:58
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I'm cat sitting an adorable kitty who loves to snuggle, and has taken at least one nap on top of me every day. I love that she's so cuddly.
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Mar 9, 2024 08:36
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 Clarence is curled up in my curled-up knee pit, sleeping and purring on my foot. He doesn’t even care that I keep farting on him. Fair play though, he’s farted on me enough times.
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Shithouse Dave posted:
That is called the blast zone 
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Mar 9, 2024 14:21
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Today I was sad, so Pazuzu reached out her little paw to put on my leg. And then bit me. But you know, it’s the thought that count.
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Sam attempted to lick raw eggs today. A feat he succeeded at two weeks ago. Egg licker.
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HellOnEarth posted:Today I was sad, so Pazuzu reached out her little paw to put on my leg. And then bit me. You did name your cat after a demon...
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Mar 9, 2024 19:29
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I put my broody hen out to make her eat some food, and my cat got too interested in what the food was. So I had to rescue him from being attacked by the chicken. he was confused. she was angry, kept puffing up and charging him. joke's on her, he's too dumb to know that he's being attacked by a chicken.
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Mar 10, 2024 05:19
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 Stalking.
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Mar 10, 2024 08:51
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Mfer stole a pizza crust out of the trash somehow and ate like half of it. Hope it was worth it you big ol fatty.
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Mar 10, 2024 09:36
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Jumped on the table while I was cleaning up after dinner and helped clean the remaining ranch out of a ramakin I forgot to grab.
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Interrupted the moving/unpacking process for a quick a boudoir shoot:
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good job to all of the wonderful cats itt
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Mar 10, 2024 19:12
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Cocoa provided me emotional support and protection while I used the bathroom.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:good job to all of the wonderful cats itt No kidding. This is my favorite thread on the forums and it never fails to make me laugh and give me the feels.
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She got the zoomies, with sound effects that almost always come after she's gone number two. Rrrrr. I walk by her preferred litter box for bowel movements and there is a large partially buried turd. The smell was enough to nearly knock me out, so it got scooped immediately. The turd was nearly half the length of her body. When she came by for her evening brushing, I told her how impressed I was.
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Mar 11, 2024 05:49
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Now that it's starting to get warmer I started opening up the window a crack to let the cool breeze in during the night. She's taken it as an invitation to RUN up to my bed, dash over my half-asleep body and cement her spot on the windowsill when I open it.
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Mar 11, 2024 05:57
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Anderson Koopa posted:Cocoa provided me emotional support and protection while I used the bathroom. Cocoa looks like they're plotting how to kill you and make it look like an accident.
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Mar 11, 2024 06:01
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How do your cats get into your bathrooms Are you all just not closing the door when you poo poo or something
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Toxic Mental posted:How do your cats get into your bathrooms my cat spends like 40-50% of her day in the corner of the bathroom between the toilet and tub because she heard a mouse in the wall in there once easy way to make her mad and kick her out is to tell her you gotta take a dump, she bolts
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Mar 11, 2024 06:27
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Pinched a loaf then ran upstairs at top speed, losing traction on the vinyl tile down stairs and drifting around the stairs well. Guess he smelled what he did and had to escape
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Mar 11, 2024 06:27
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Pazuzu alerted me to a scratching under my kitchen cabinet, which lead to a discovery of what is definitely a few-weeks-old infestation of mice. Most of the soaps and cleaners I use are at the front of the cabinet and I haven’t dug around in there since early December. They’ve been eating a bag of wheat litter I forgot about at the back. Well it’s clean in there now and judging by the whole, untouched loose Cheerio behind the garbage can (I haven’t had those in the apartment since November) and lack of holes chewed in any other foodstuff in the apartment, they have yet to breach the cabinet. Zuzu was appropriately praised and given a treat for the information and given strict orders to guard the kitchen until the building manager can be told (Like 5 hours from now.) Well done, Pazu! (I also noticed a big wet soft spot in the drywall above my kitchen sink. It was a bad night.)
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pazuzu is a good cat
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Wendigee posted:Pinched a loaf then ran upstairs at top speed, losing traction on the vinyl tile down stairs and drifting around the stairs well. He escape he own rear end
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Mar 11, 2024 08:08
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Mx. posted:pazuzu is a good cat She’s the best! But now I’m worried I’ve killed both of us by not properly cleaning up all the mouse poo poo.
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Mar 11, 2024 09:31
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pazuzu will be fine I bet. my cat found a huge mouse infestation in my garden shed and helped me clean them out like eight years ago. he ate like a king. he still checks the shed every morning. he's turning 21 this year 
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Mar 11, 2024 09:39
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I don’t know what Clarence and Bella are doing because I’m out of town for six nights. This is the first night and I already miss them, and this is the first time I’ve been gone more than a night in Clarence’s whole little life. My housemate will feed and water and look after them, they’re fine… but what if they worry about me?
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Mar 11, 2024 09:42
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Mx. posted:pazuzu will be fine I bet. my cat found a huge mouse infestation in my garden shed and helped me clean them out like eight years ago. he ate like a king. he still checks the shed every morning. he's turning 21 this year 21!!! What a champ… Unfortunately, Paz is on a low dose of steroids for some inflammation and I’m also immunocompromised. Did you know you’re not supposed to vacuum mouse poo poo? I did not! Well, if I die, she gets my account to keep posting…
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Shithouse Dave posted:I don’t know what Clarence and Bella are doing because I’m out of town for six nights. This is the first night and I already miss them, and this is the first time I’ve been gone more than a night in Clarence’s whole little life. when you get back your cats will be all "oh you were gone? we didn't even notice." but secretly theyll be happy youre back and theyll follow you around everywhere for a day or two. thats what my cats do.
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Shithouse Dave posted:I don’t know what Clarence and Bella are doing because I’m out of town for six nights. This is the first night and I already miss them, and this is the first time I’ve been gone more than a night in Clarence’s whole little life. Thankfully you farted all over them out of your rear end so they’ll have something to remember you by for a few days or so
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My cats hate it when I fart, specifically if it comes from my rear end
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Bonesaw is pissed I had him at cat prison for the weekend so he's meowing and staying just out of reach
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My folks live on a farm and their 2006 batch of cats were aging out of mouse control, so they brought in a batch of kittens in 2022. There was a particular drawer you could pull a (snap trapped) mouse out of nearly every day and the kittens came to know this as "the mouse drawer, where you get me mice from." They would beg us to open the mouse drawer and eventually learned to open it themselves. There is no longer a mouse problem in the house.
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HellOnEarth posted:Pazuzu alerted me to a scratching under my kitchen cabinet, which lead to a discovery of what is definitely a few-weeks-old infestation of mice. Most of the soaps and cleaners I use are at the front of the cabinet and I haven’t dug around in there since early December.  to pazuzu
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