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Reform Party new slogan: This Is Serious Mum e: 41 Shots is an antiracist song by Bruce Springsteen about a migrant who was shot at 41 times by the police. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMqWAiWPMs Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mar 11, 2024 12:21
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guess that monarchy may be faster than the speed of light but can be stymied by solitary confinement
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Mar 11, 2024 12:21
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BastardySkull posted:Why does William going to prison stop him from becoming the King upon Charles' death? Genuine question. He can't be detained at his own pleasure. seriousanswer, at that point he'd be wrecking the entire monarchy and would be made to abdicate
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Mar 11, 2024 12:21
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"Zero p Lee"? That doesn't scan right. "Free Lee", surely
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Mar 11, 2024 12:23
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Tesseraction posted:guess that monarchy may be faster than the speed of light but can be stymied by solitary confinement They'll have to put him in the Magneto prison to prevent the transmission of kingon particles
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Mar 11, 2024 12:23
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Necrothatcher posted:He can't be detained at his own pleasure. Autoerotic incarceration
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Mar 11, 2024 12:24
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HidaO-Win posted:Total Hypothetical: If Kate is dead and murdered by William and it gets found out, William is sent to prison. Charles dies. George becomes king, but he’s ten, so you have to put in a regent. Who is it? In the most hilarious timeline, Harry gets it and returns long enough to declare The Sun illegal and turn the UK into a republic.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:27
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xtothez posted:declare The Sun illegal Britons are already seriously lacking in Vitamin D 
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Mar 11, 2024 12:28
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https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1767146772500021349?t=Hc0W46kAHoEAjGpe0SjxOg&s=19 Kate proof-of-life video where she inadvertently acknowledges that Cillian Murphy is an Irishman and thus reveals that she is AI
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Mar 11, 2024 12:32
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Looking forward to Jeremy Vine today
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Mar 11, 2024 12:40
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The Today programme for this morning is not (yet) available on BBC Sounds. Nor Womans Hour. 90% of the time they would be up about 15-20 mins after broadcast. I know they started talking about the royal photo on Today, but I missed the last 1/2 of the show and wanted to listen to it. Wonder if the photo was discussed on Womans Hour too...
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Mar 11, 2024 12:41
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Jedit posted:On the subject of plastic surgery: I have been thinking that it's possible Kate has had to have an Angelina Jolie Special - preventative hysterectomy and double mastectomy - and doesn't want to be seen because her breast reconstruction isn't finished properly yet. There are prosthesis for this, though. While that is still a possibility, absolutely the most likely explanation is the simplest one, which is that William killed her and hid the pieces of her body in the palace grounds.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:42
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Nenonen posted:the most likely explanation is the simplest one
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Mar 11, 2024 12:44
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Quite a few on the dead bird site have pointed out that William took all the credit for the photo when it was released, but now everything's gone wrong, the entire blame has been shifted onto his (possibly dead) wife
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Mar 11, 2024 12:48
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Always pin blame on the dead, they can't argue back.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:49
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https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1767133160603517242 I wonder how much money Tice is offering them?
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Mar 11, 2024 12:53
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I don't really like the idea of Reform being bigger than the Lib Dems, but Christ only knows the Piss Tories deserve it.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:56
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Necrothatcher posted:He can't be detained at his own pleasure. Listen, what are Wills has done to him for his own pleasure is between him and (allegedly)
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Mar 11, 2024 12:57
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fuctifino posted:Quite a few on the dead bird site have pointed out that William took all the credit for the photo when it was released, but now everything's gone wrong, the entire blame has been shifted onto his (possibly dead) wife I was going to say the same. It keeps getting weirder, everything they do makes the situation look more conspiratorial. My realistic/charitable guess is that she's had to have a hysterectomy for some reason. It can't have been that Jolie-style preventative one though because behaviour points to the surgery being unplanned despite what they've put out about it. They don't want to talk about it because it's (in the diseased royal mind) vulgar or something, also the implication that she won't make any more royal babies. The "vulgarity" being the same reason they're not specifying that Chuck has colon cancer or whatever.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:06
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The more mundane thing is it's something like an ovarian cyst and they just don't want to mention it because hyoomon femule biology is gross and mustn't be mentioned in polite society. And Kate probably wouldn't want her organs being national headlines.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:10
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An ovarian cyst wouldn't take that long to recover from though. My wife had a twisted fallopian tube that ended up being removed, surgery was quick (after making her wait in A&E in agony for a number of hours). She was back to normal within a couple of weeks. Maybe she's just been taking a good break and has told the RF handlers and PR people to gently caress off for a while. "You dragged me out of a hospital bed hours after giving birth for a photoshoot, three times. I'm going to be Queen one day. If you don't leave me alone I'm going to leak more stuff about pegging, affairs and who was racist to Meghan"
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Mar 11, 2024 13:17
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"Kids, if you really love Mummy, cross your middle two fingers when the man from MI5 makes you have your picture taken with a woman you don't know." I'm getting 1980s BBC drama Dead Head vibes from all this. If anyone offers you 500 quid to deliver a hatbox to somebody, don't accept it!
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Mar 11, 2024 13:20
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I picked ovarian cyst as an example more than diagnosis, especially given I've never seen her. Alive. 
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Mar 11, 2024 13:21
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1767133160603517242 I’d imagine these are all seats they’re set to lose in a general election then.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:26
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Lose on the conservative ticket but potentially retain on the Reform one, I'd say.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:32
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Tesseraction posted:Lose on the conservative ticket but potentially retain on the Reform one, I'd say. Just handing the election to labour more and more.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:34
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All joking aside, my money's on Kate having Crohn's or a similar chronic gastrointestinal condition. Spoke to a GP friend recently and she said that there are only so many conditions that fit the timeline and details about Kate's hospitalisation and that's one of them. Plus Will just appointed a guy who's a trustee of Crohn's & Colitis UK as the Kensington Palace private secretary: https://news.sky.com/story/prince-of-wales-appoints-ex-diplomat-as-private-secretary-13067934 She probably had surgery to remove a section of her bowel and was terrified that she'd have to be seen in public with a stoma/colostomy bag. That or Will has been wearing her skin around the palace.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:35
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Nightlife chat: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/11/british-nightlife-taylor-swift-venues-artists quote:An uneasy quiet is starting to settle on the UK, particularly at night. People still go out; millions of us still seem to have a deep fondness for nocturnal company, hedonism and noise. But this fundamental part of our culture may well be slipping away, for one very stark reason: the accelerated closure of clubs and music venues.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:38
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bessantj posted:Just handing the election to labour more and more. Something they feel comfortable doing now that it's led by Cuntier Blair.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:40
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remember when they voted willy the worlds sexiest bald man what an incomprehensive act of boot licking
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Mar 11, 2024 13:45
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THE BELOW IS (PROBABLY) A WORK OF FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL EVENTS AND REAL PEOPLE ALIVE OR DEAD (lol totally dead) IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL Princess Claire, who attained her goal of bagging a Royal only to find it depressing (and not even popular!) reached out to an old friend of the family, Tommy King, for a shoulder to cry on. One thing led to another and soon she was having an affair. After yet another Royal domestic argument this is revealed, which led her to being violently assaulted by her husband, the raging Prince Wilhelm. As sordid details are threatened to be leaked by an unrepentant Princess the threat of an inevitable Royal Scandal becomes intolerable since it would be terminal for family. Thus the Great King Sausage Hands intervenes, deploys a vague medical cover story to throw the media off Princess Claire, and also uses it to pay her a very final visit, thinking he should have done this to his former wife many years ago to spare wider humiliation. History will not repeat, I am King now! I can do anything! Tommy King, who never told anyone about the affair, naturally has tea with this parents then pops out for metallic dessert, no foul play suspected (but we have no idea why he did it). Prince Wilhelm is not a suspect whatsoever, he missed important duties at the same time for unclear reasons but it wasn't that.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:49
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Josuke Higashikata posted:remember when they voted willy the worlds sexiest bald man this was actually a mistranslation, he was voted the world's baldest man
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Mar 11, 2024 13:49
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Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door 
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Mar 11, 2024 13:50
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fuctifino posted:William gets full legal immunity when his dad dies, so all he has to do is murder Charles too.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:50
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smellmycheese posted:Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door Jesus H. Christ, it'll be King William by summer.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:51
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i thought he just looked like that all the time
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Mar 11, 2024 13:53
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smellmycheese posted:Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door Loved you in rise of skywalker.
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Mar 11, 2024 13:53
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His nose looks like a cartoon of a nose
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Mar 11, 2024 13:55
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my man looks like me that night in my first year of uni where I gave myself two black eyes on a pub crawl by turning around in a bar with low hanging televisions and giving myself a shiner each time
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Mar 11, 2024 13:56
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Imagining Sideshow bob but with wall mounted AV equipment instead of rakes
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