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OwlFancier, crispix)
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If King Chuck's away then imo we should override the rules of succession to allow princess Anne to be queen for a couple of months or something, maybe let her do trooping of the colour, then pack the whole monarchy in and call it a day. She seems to be the one trotted out to do all the minor events the other royals can't be bothered with, like cutting the ribbons at refurbished civic centres and shaking hands with the non-photogenic people in hospital wards, so maybe give her a shot before it all gets turned into museums
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Mar 11, 2024 13:58
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Tesseraction posted:Jesus H. Christ, it'll be King William by summer. Wills in summer then George due to abdication after murder charges in autumn, just imagine the number of extra bank holidays we'll get
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Mar 11, 2024 13:58
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Kate's dead That's right, dead serious about Mother's Day
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Mar 11, 2024 13:59
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UK about to kick of bald king Summer
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Mar 11, 2024 14:00
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dadrips posted:If King Chuck's away then imo we should override the rules of succession to allow princess Anne to be queen for a couple of months or something, maybe let her do trooping of the colour, then pack the whole monarchy in and call it a day. She seems to be the one trotted out to do all the minor events the other royals can't be bothered with, like cutting the ribbons at refurbished civic centres and shaking hands with the non-photogenic people in hospital wards, so maybe give her a shot before it all gets turned into museums Let all the kids do it in rotation so we can work out who's best. George on Mondays and Thursdays, Louis on Tuesdays and Fridays, Charlotte on Wednesdays and Saturdays then they split the Sundays on a rota
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Mar 11, 2024 14:00
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The most confusing thing about Kate news is that she looks so very much like my aunt (who is very much alive, thank you very much). Maybe she just decided keeping up a second identity was too much effort?
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Mar 11, 2024 14:00
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smellmycheese posted:Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door Looks like he ate several packs of cheetos and forgot to wipe his mouth. 
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Mar 11, 2024 14:01
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Just Another Lurker posted:Looks like he ate
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Mar 11, 2024 14:03
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smellmycheese posted:Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door Ok this one was me, just been messing about on Snapchat filters trying to make grandad looked as hosed up as possible, Louis
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Mar 11, 2024 14:03
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smellmycheese posted:Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door
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Mar 11, 2024 14:03
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smellmycheese posted:Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door There’s a makeup style of blurred/diffused lips, that looks a bit like this. Also called “soul eater” lips
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Mar 11, 2024 14:04
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Small Strange Bird posted:He looks like a Mentat from Lynch's Dune. It is for WIlliam alone I set my murder in motion. It is by the headlines of Media that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is for William alone I set my murder in motion.
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Mar 11, 2024 14:11
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MeinPanzer posted:
I'm sure the solution is something like this, and I expect the final explanation is just 'they're weird and out-of-touch' but I really don't understand exactly what there is to fear from transparency when the only outcome would be a slew of 'GET WELL SOON MA'AM' and 'KATE TRULY IS JUST LIKE THE REST OF US' headlines.
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Mar 11, 2024 14:13
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Small Strange Bird posted:He looks like a Mentat from Lynch's Dune. Who knew that you could buy the irresistible Semuta drug from Fortnum&Mason
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Mar 11, 2024 14:15
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Trump is going to leave UK / NATO with its arse hanging out when he gets elected
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Mar 11, 2024 14:16
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What’s his video about anyway? Looks like he’s been sucking off punters outside Camden tube for the last week
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Mar 11, 2024 14:36
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Whole worlds gone mad
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Mar 11, 2024 14:38
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Skull Servant posted:Lee Anderson has joined Reform. - anderson regrets his half-hearted 'apology' for saying sadiq khan was controlled by islamists, he was actually speaking Truth on behalf of Millions of Unheard Britons - anderson is joining reform because 'I want my country back' (direct quote) - tice says that the behaviour of the vile muslamics at palestine demos is is causing jewish people to leave london and go back to their true home, israel real loving grim stuff tbh
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Mar 11, 2024 14:40
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fuctifino posted:Her concern is almost definitely driven by being worried that fascists are swept up under the new rules, but it still made me lol fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1767133160603517242 My racist father in law has apparently been getting further radicalised by the Reform UK facebook page. He's gotten addicted to posting his rants in the comments of the page because they keep telling him he should stand as a candidate. I don't think any of them realise that working class people are the stooges in Reform's game. They're the mob to be whipped into a rage over whichever issue the bourgeoise want them to vote on, they're not supposed to ever be in charge.
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Mar 11, 2024 14:50
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Jakabite posted:What’s his video about anyway? Looks like he’s been sucking off punters outside Camden tube for the last week lmfao it's for "Commonwealth Day" apparently
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Mar 11, 2024 14:52
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I don't want to throw any more fuel on the conspiracy fire, but can anyone find an actual video of him giving the speech?
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Mar 11, 2024 14:55
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fuctifino posted:I don't want to throw any more fuel on the conspiracy fire, but can anyone find an actual video of him giving the speech? its a fair point. Where is the actual video lol? I got that screen grab off Sky but they dont have it
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Mar 11, 2024 15:11
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King Chuck looks more and more like his mam (dead)
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Mar 11, 2024 15:15
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Maybe Kate tried to escape from the Foggy Islands on a sail boat like princess Latifa from Dubai, but the boat sank and she was rescued by a passing small boat and in the end she was flown to Rwanda.
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Mar 11, 2024 15:24
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Microplastics posted:Imagining Sideshow bob but with wall mounted AV equipment instead of rakes I also had food in my sinuses due to an ill timed laugh earlier in the evening so when I arrived back at the halls in the mid morning, still pretty drunk, my flatmates genuinely thought I'd had the poo poo kicked out of me and been left overnight because I looked like such a loving mess
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Mar 11, 2024 15:29
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Which is to say, Chuck looks like someone kicked the poo poo out of him and left him overnight.
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Mar 11, 2024 15:30
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Or like an old guy with cancer
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Mar 11, 2024 15:32
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dude with a T-shirt labelled "cancer" kicked the poo poo out of him
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Mar 11, 2024 15:34
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Nenonen posted:Maybe Kate tried to escape from the Foggy Islands on a sail boat like princess Latifa from Dubai, but the boat sank and she was rescued by a passing small boat and in the end she was flown to Rwanda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrFD02bOJ3g
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Mar 11, 2024 15:35
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fuctifino posted:I don't want to throw any more fuel on the conspiracy fire, but can anyone find an actual video of him giving the speech? Apparently the video message isn't out yet, due to be broadcast during the commonwealth day service today, which runs from 2:45-4pm, so it should be out within an hour.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:00
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Reveilled posted:the commonwealth day service today  : Nobody knows or cares when our named days are, everyone just goes to work, then we have days off called some  poo poo like late summer bank holiday.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:04
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Guavanaut posted:Normal countries: we have holidays that celebrate what we would like others to believe our values are, like Family Day, Human Rights Day, Constitution Day, or Heritage Day. Yeah I had no idea what a commonwealth day was or that it was today. The video is playing now, jesus he looks like death warmed up. But not warmed up much, more like death put in a dodgy microwave with a broken turntable for 45 seconds.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:17
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They could go for the wankiest option possible (well, second wankiest over Spain having Renaissance Hitler Day) and call the Brexit referendum day Independence Day and I'd take it over the cultural void of Or literally make some poo poo up, they could do the day that Brutus the Trojan and his Sea People established Britain by defeating the giants, even though that's not a thing that actually happened, like Japan does. Bonus with making some poo poo up is that you can pick whatever day you like so do it to give people a day off when the weather is nice.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:21
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MeinPanzer posted:All joking aside, my money's on Kate having Crohn's or a similar chronic gastrointestinal condition. Spoke to a GP friend recently and she said that there are only so many conditions that fit the timeline and details about Kate's hospitalisation and that's one of them. Plus Will just appointed a guy who's a trustee of Crohn's & Colitis UK as the Kensington Palace private secretary: Speaking as someone who's been seen in public with an ileostomy bag for the past 4 decades, even the most dedicated pap is going to have trouble getting that snap.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:23
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Guavanaut posted:They could go for the wankiest option possible (well, second wankiest over Spain having Renaissance Hitler Day) and call the Brexit referendum day Independence Day and I'd take it over the cultural void of Huh, you'd think the Danes would have come up with something. At least then us being the only one would be funnier.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:35
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Rarity posted:Wills in summer then George due to abdication after murder charges in autumn, just imagine the number of extra bank holidays we'll get Not much use if you don't get paid bank holidays! If we want to take a bank holiday we have to take it from annual leave so mostly we don't bother - nothing much doing on a bank hol unless you like watching horse racing on tv.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:37
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Department for Culture, Media and Sport, 2016 posted:The UK currently has no unique national day. However, there are a number of days of celebration, and others, which are associated with celebrating the constituent countries of Britain and their traditions. So according to David Cameron's cabinet, the  answer is that there is no unique national day because we celebrate May Day along with the international workers of the world. I'm okay with that, but it would be nice if they told people.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:37
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NORMAN!!! CATHERINE MANIPULATED THE ROYAL MOTHERING SUNDAY PHOTOGRAPH, NORMAN!!!!!!!!! ... CATHERINE THE PRINCESS OF WALES!! WHO DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT, NORMAN?!?! WHAT IF I HAD ALREADY FRAMED THAT PHOTOGRAPH FOR THE GREAT ROOM, NORMAN?!? SELFISH, THOUGHTLESS, SILLY GIRL!!!  I SHOULD HOPE THAT THE PRINCE SCOLDS HER FOR HER IMPERTINENCE, NORMAN!!! SHE'S NOT ROYAL BLOOD!!!! SHE SHOULD KNOW HER PLACE, NORMAN!!! I SHOULD RATHER THINK WILLIAM WOULD HAVE DONE A FINE JOB OF TOUCHING UP THE PHOTOGRAPH, NORMAN, HE HAS TWELVE G-C-S-Es!! I SHOULD THINK HE IS A WHIZZ-KID ON THE HOME-COMPUTER, NORMAN! HE SHOULD MAKE CATHERINE TAKE AN EVENING CLASS TO IMPROVE HER SKILLS ON THE HOME COMPUTER BEFORE SHE USES IT AGAIN, NORMAN!! crispix fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mar 11, 2024 16:40
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 PANIC OVER! 'Kate' has been 'pictured' leaving Windsor Castle! https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1767198048852029866
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Mar 11, 2024 16:44
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She's en route to the electric chair. Little known fact is the zap seat is still legal, but only for use by the royal family.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:47
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