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OwlFancier, crispix)
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Uh yis I'm uhhh La-a Fuchs. Real name yis.
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Mar 12, 2024 00:28
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Tesseraction posted:look honestly I'm just surprised/happy he let his kids have A Vegetable This is true, those little tykes are lucky he’s not started them on an all raw meat diet or something
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Mar 12, 2024 00:31
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Jakabite posted:Sorry but the fact that you’re all reasonably okay with mange tout (thank u jc) as the accompaniment to sausage and chips worries me. Sausage and chips rules. Some peas and gravy? Bit of sweetcorn and some tomato sauce? Absolutely. Beans? Well yeah that’s the ideal. But mange tout are dry and squeaky in an already dry and potentially quite squeaky meal. I've never had mange tout with chips, but I can't see why it wouldn't work. I probably won't make it myself but that's more because hideously burnt sausage isn't my cuppa
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Mar 12, 2024 00:33
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I could see mange tout and chips with a bit of fish and some parsley sauce or something, but those sausages look squeaky and you can’t have two squeaky foods together without a lot of moisture it’s just not on
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Mar 12, 2024 01:18
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Is this a weirdo Sassenach thing? Squeaky? I have literally never seen someone call food squeaky before
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Mar 12, 2024 01:27
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Halloumi is the go to squeaky food example I suppose. Sausages don’t actually squeak but they definitely can have that sort of glazed, slightly tough quality to them that gives them a degree of squeakiness. I’m trying to think of other squeaky foods now
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Mar 12, 2024 01:36
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i'd rather mange rien tbh still a bit better than regular peas i guess but that's a low bar
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Mar 12, 2024 01:37
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Jakabite posted:Halloumi is the go to squeaky food example I suppose. Sausages don’t actually squeak but they definitely can have that sort of glazed, slightly tough quality to them that gives them a degree of squeakiness. I’m trying to think of other squeaky foods now Bubble and squeak? Halloumi is the poster child for food that squeaks, though, can't argue there.
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Mar 12, 2024 01:45
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Jakabite posted:Sausages don’t actually squeak Old cheap sausages cooked badly would. As from the 80s and before. The skin used was much thicker and if grilled too long it would be dry and it could give a mild flat squeak if bit or cut into. Have childhood memories of having to chew the sausage skin as it like rubber.
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Mar 12, 2024 01:49
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My mum used to cook sausages on a high heat in a pan with no oil and they'd look exactly like that. I thought that was normal for years. Explains why I like charcoal and will happily eat near burnt toast if my wife forgets the toaster. Also second the mange tout being a bit weird but hell, it's green. In Yorkshire I've seen grown men flick the peppers and onions from fajitas off their plates like they were infectious horrors. Also when my American wife first saw a packet of mange tout she asked what the hell kind of vegetable "Man get out" was. Which still makes us laugh years later.
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Mar 12, 2024 02:33
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"man get out" - Billie Piper, 2016
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Mar 12, 2024 02:47
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Green beans absolutely squeak when you eat them, I hate it. They taste fine but god that squeaky feeling on your teeth is awful
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Mar 12, 2024 02:51
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.nm decided it was probably 
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Mar 12, 2024 03:03
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Dabir posted:Green beans absolutely squeak when you eat them, I hate it. They taste fine but god that squeaky feeling on your teeth is awful I weirdly really enjoy that. Feels kinda healthy or something idk.
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Mar 12, 2024 03:19
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I quite fancy some sausage chips and beans now. Lovely.
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Mar 12, 2024 03:22
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Yes, indeed. Only this was me on Sunday at our family 'mothers day dinner' trying to explain to my relations what it was all about. 
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Mar 12, 2024 03:46
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ThomasPaine posted:I weirdly really enjoy that. Feels kinda healthy or something idk. In the same way that fingernails on a blackboard sounds educational?
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Mar 12, 2024 03:49
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forkboy84 posted:Is this a weirdo Sassenach thing? Squeaky? I have literally never seen someone call food squeaky before Definitely is IMO.
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Mar 12, 2024 04:47
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crispix posted:
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Mar 12, 2024 04:55
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Yes, indeed. I would absolutely play a game like cones of dunnshire
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Mar 12, 2024 07:45
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I found this article in the Telegraph interesting (although probably not in the way that the author intended):The Telegraph posted:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/11/too-late-for-west-corpse-that-cannot-be-galvanised/ The author correctly identifies that in the last few decades, the capacity of Western governments to do things has become severely curtailed, and nothing seems to work any more. He picks up on the Liberal ideology of the privatisation and dismantling of state institutions as being a key factor in this decline and then, just when I think he's about to launch into a denunciation of neoliberalism, he does a 180 degree turn and blames it all on woke lefties infiltrating positions of power and then breaking everything. I guess if you can't confront the ideology of the ruling class, then you have to blame someone?
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Mar 12, 2024 08:32
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Mar 12, 2024 08:56
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Pistol_Pete posted:The author correctly identifies that in the last few decades, the capacity of Western governments to do things has become severely curtailed, and nothing seems to work any more. He picks up on the Liberal ideology of the privatisation and dismantling of state institutions as being a key factor in this decline and then, just when I think he's about to launch into a denunciation of neoliberalism, he does a 180 degree turn and blames it all on woke lefties infiltrating positions of power and then breaking everything. I guess if you can't confront the ideology of the ruling class, then you have to blame someone? crispix posted:WUNNT MA CUNTREH BAK
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Mar 12, 2024 09:07
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Pistol_Pete posted:I found this article in the Telegraph interesting (although probably not in the way that the author intended): Very cunning of the woke left to travel back in time and do this. Powerful, powerful people.
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Mar 12, 2024 09:28
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Gotta say this is an interesting angle on The Photo https://x.com/lmxstn/status/1767154095238897954?s=46
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Mar 12, 2024 09:43
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Mebh posted:My mum used to cook sausages on a high heat in a pan with no oil and they'd look exactly like that. Me too. Never realised we had so many food porn photographers in here. I've cooked worse than that and eaten worse than that (though preferably with ketchup and a nice big buttery roll to stick everything except the mangetout in crunch crunch.) Can't we just stick to mocking the twat over his stance on ADHD meds and ownership of kids?
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Mar 12, 2024 09:50
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Flux Wildly posted:Gotta say this is an interesting angle on The Photo tinfoil hats are selling like hotcakes https://twitter.com/PaulLomax/status/1767293739993534933
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Mar 12, 2024 09:53
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"the Kate Middleton pic was taken last year because if you look at this picture from then you can compare the outfits. Now, they all look different but they just shows how drastic the photoshopping is" is an AMAZING take
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Mar 12, 2024 09:54
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Runcible Cat posted:Can't we just stick to mocking the twat over his stance on ADHD meds and ownership of kids? No, gonna mock this as well
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Mar 12, 2024 09:55
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My "My wife is totally fine and definitely not murdered" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt
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Mar 12, 2024 09:55
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I thought this was the actual original.
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Mar 12, 2024 09:56
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It's a take that got them trending so it's working as intended.
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Mar 12, 2024 09:58
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been a while since we had a good entertaining conspiracy theory, hopefully it remains just the regular kind of batshit for a while instead of devolving into "kate was killed for trying to expose the jews transing the gold standard" or whatever
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Mar 12, 2024 10:00
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Flux Wildly posted:Gotta say this is an interesting angle on The Photo Yeah I saw this yesterday. Initially thought it was silly but then it zoomed in on parts of the picture I never noticed were photoshopped, but clearly had been with bad blends and color. I think she goes a bit off on one like suggesting they photoshopped a jumper on the girl when it's more likely she just put one on, but the odds of them all wearing the same outfit combinations (albeit with player 2 colour tweaks) for more than one day seems a bit suspect.
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Mar 12, 2024 10:01
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Even if the conspiracies wind up with homonazi gold-stealing pizza goblins, it's wild to me that the Crown just blanket refuses to make any kind of statement that makes the least bit of sense. "Oh she's under the weather, look here's a Perfectly Ordinary Tweet from her highness saying how sorry she is for being a bit shite with the photo shoppies while she's in the 'ospital, cheerio luv" is the most conspiracy-fueling way to handle this outside of "oh she's gone to a nunnery in southern France for her Health, ask no further questions"
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Mar 12, 2024 10:07
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Kin posted:Yeah I saw this yesterday. Initially thought it was silly but then it zoomed in on parts of the picture I never noticed were photoshopped, but clearly had been with bad blends and color. Come on - a lot of the argument revolves around someone not wearing the same boots twice.
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Mar 12, 2024 10:11
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Seems pretty clear to me it's just a women recovering from surgery who wants a little privacy while she heals. But no , country has to go all frothy mouthed about it.Kin posted:Yeah I saw this yesterday. Initially thought it was silly Should have quit while your were ahead
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Mar 12, 2024 10:12
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Plus releasing an additional photo of the back of her head as proof of life, its way beyond credibility. More interest than their family have gotten since Liz died and the vast majority of people would be satisfied by a 5-second video or something. Maybe they just think that's beneath them but even that is hilarious.
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Mar 12, 2024 10:14
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Tesseraction posted:She's en route to the electric chair. lol Wills sitting next to Kate in the back of the limo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84d0xLy77Y
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Mar 12, 2024 10:16
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Rappaport posted:Even if the conspiracies wind up with homonazi gold-stealing pizza goblins, it's wild to me that the Crown just blanket refuses to make any kind of statement that makes the least bit of sense. "Oh she's under the weather, look here's a Perfectly Ordinary Tweet from her highness saying how sorry she is for being a bit shite with the photo shoppies while she's in the 'ospital, cheerio luv" is the most conspiracy-fueling way to handle this outside of "oh she's gone to a nunnery in southern France for her Health, ask no further questions" Releasing a handpicked photo of the back of her head in a stationary car remains just the funniest decision you could possibly make from a crisis comms perspective. "Yes, this should calm things down."
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