skeleton warrior posted:

Kellies nomination: Oops I forgot to tell a joke

This is literally what happened? Biden said he made a mistake using the term “illegal”, and while the White House is picking a stupid semantic fight over whether Biden is “apologizing” for it or not (https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/biden-apologize-term-illegal-state-union-white-house/story?id=108016777) it’s what happened?

I guess the joke is supposed to be that it’s good and cool to refer to people as illegals, and that Biden should have been apologizing for being the worst president ever? I dunno, I don’t want to understand how Kelley thinks, it’s awful in his head

Spanish Matlock posted:

The point of the comic is that he got her name wrong, because it's wrong in the comic (Laken Riley, not Lincoln Riley)

skeleton warrior posted:

Kellies nomination: Oops I forgot to tell a joke

This is literally what happened? Biden said he made a mistake using the term “illegal”, and while the White House is picking a stupid semantic fight over whether Biden is “apologizing” for it or not (https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/biden-apologize-term-illegal-state-union-white-house/story?id=108016777) it’s what happened?

I guess the joke is supposed to be that it’s good and cool to refer to people as illegals, and that Biden should have been apologizing for being the worst president ever? I dunno, I don’t want to understand how Kelley thinks, it’s awful in his head

idonotlikepeas posted:

Randall Enos

Phlegmish posted:

e: do we have a US 2024 presidential election thread? Scanned the first page of D&D and didn't really see one. It's pretty interesting to me as an outsider, but of course I wouldn't want to poo poo up the cartoon thread by asking in-depth questions in here.

Microplastics posted:

Wait, was stonetoss an anonymous individual up until now? I just assumed he was a giant publicly known chud liked baked alaska or, well, tats

Microplastics posted:

Wait, was stonetoss an anonymous individual up until now? I just assumed he was a giant publicly known chud liked baked alaska or, well, tats

Randalor posted:

I think the only thing really known about him was that he was definitely the former Redpanels cartoonist, and that their art style was disturbingly close to Schmorky's.

Vib Rib posted:

At the time, there was some denial that Stonetoss and Redpanels were the same person, and even when it was obvious it was never confirmed, but it sure is now.

SeANMcBAY posted:

The stonetoss dipshit got doxed on Twitter.

its actually not Shmorky

Spuckuk posted:

A fat german american with a foreskin fetish.

The loving around period has ended, he is about to find out.

Spuckuk posted:

A fat german american with a foreskin fetish.

The loving around period has ended, he is about to find out.

quote:

“AND THE WINNER FOR THE BEST TDS PERFORMANCE IS… ROBERT DUH NIRO”
Cartoon published 03/11/2024

The annual Oscar Award ceremony took place last night and the movie, “Oppenheimer” cleaned up. Many may not know that Robert De Niro also won. Not for best actor or even best supporting actor. He won the best “Trump Derangement Syndrome” Oscar.

Before I go on, l do think De Niro is a superlative actor—he was great in “Godfather II,” “Raging Bull,” and “Goodfellas.” Yet as a human being he’s pretty much an empty vessel. He was on Bill Maher’s show recently and of course he went into his “I hate Trump!” act, which has become a predictable and tiresome performance. Everyone knows he hates Trump, but WHY does he hate Trump? He can’t say…not exactly. When asked that question he can only hurl more insults such as, “Because he’s a clown!” Or, “Because he’s a bully!” Clowns don’t tend to be bullies, but De Niro’s rage isn’t based on logic.

During an interview last year he was asked directly…”WHY do you hate Trump?” He answered, “I dunno, I just don’t like him.” Acting doesn’t always require intelligence, but when it comes to Trump, De Niro can’t even act intelligent. I suspect this is the case with most Trump haters. They have been conditioned by their leftist peers, the mass media, and by Hollywood to hate him without any sort of deep examination. They simply follow the script titled “Orange Man Bad!”

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Maybe De Niro’s complaint is mostly based on fear and paranoia. De Niro claimed if Trump is elected it would mean Trump would ‘go after’ him—and Maher would lose his show. Well, if Trump were to do those things (and he wouldn’t), he could have done them during his first term—if he had the power and he didn’t. Free speech allows Maher to continue and De Niro to rant and besides, De Niro isn’t even on Trump’s radar. Maybe De Niro’s fear is based on his own inflated sense of self-importance. Or maybe he is auditioning for the role of a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Robert is not on Trump’s ‘to do’ list. Not at all. De Niro washed up. A De Zero. A Duh Niro. A De Nimrod.

— Ben Garrison

quote:

AMERICA IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET THANKS TO BIDEN
Cartoon published 03/11/2024 TINA TOON

Thanks to the disastrous policies of the Communist Democrats, our country is headed to Hell in a hand basket. Biden is currently traveling around the country toting the success of ‘Bidenomics.’ Nothing can be further from the truth. Under Bidenomics America has gotten poorer and more in debt. The average credit card debt is up 46%. Prices are still climbing with food items leading the way. Yes, Bidenomics is working alright Joe, working to make American’s lives more miserable.

Remember everything that comes out of the mouths of the Biden regime propagandists are a lie. They may tout what looks like good jobs numbers but give it a month and the numbers will be revised downward. It never fails.

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Biden takes wealth from hard working Americans and redistributes it to illegal border crashers and and non-working people. His oft-repeated buzz line, ‘pay your fair share!’ is from the Marxist Democrat playbook. Biden never says exactly just what is your ‘fair share’—and who decides what’s fair? Did Hunter Biden pay his fair share? What about Nancy Pelosi or Jim Biden? Joe and Congress seem more concerned with transferring our tax dollars to Ukraine—the most corrupt country on Earth. Money is also wasted on promoting the ‘trans’ nonsense. A man can’t become a woman and vice versa. End of story.

The insanity will continue because the criminals in charge will not remove the criminals in charge. The Deep State Swamp will protect itself from its enemy, We The People.They will almost certainly try to steal the election—once again—come November. They don’t care if Americans can no longer afford food or making rent. They care only about their power.

The failing economy should unite voters in favor of Trump.

—The GrrrTeam

Trapezium Dave posted:

Knight 2:

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Of course. Of course Stonetoss is the sort of schlubby gently caress that fantasizes about a submissive Japanese waifu falling for him the moment he steps foot in Japan. I feel silly for not calling that in advance.

Microplastics posted:

I somehow enjoyed the 100-tweet long deep dive into stonetoss' identity. Incredible doxxing effort.

Microplastics posted:

I somehow enjoyed the 100-tweet long deep dive into stonetoss' identity. Incredible doxxing effort.

Microplastics posted:

I somehow enjoyed the 100-tweet long deep dive into stonetoss' identity. Incredible doxxing effort.

Phlegmish posted:

Puerto Rican is no more of an ethnicity or race than American is, so I wouldn't really consider that a gotcha on its own.

Don't know about this. On one hand, even though I'm not familiar with his 'work' (thank God) since it never gets posted in here, it seems like he's bad even compared to the worst of the ones who do get posted in the thread. On the other hand, doxxing stuff quickly gets weird and uncomfortable. I guess if it has to happen to someone, better it be someone like him.

SeANMcBAY posted:

The stonetoss dipshit got doxed on Twitter.

its actually not Shmorky

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

Phlegmish posted:

Don't know about this. On one hand, even though I'm not familiar with his 'work' (thank God) since it never gets posted in here, it seems like he's bad even compared to the worst of the ones who do get posted in the thread. On the other hand, doxxing stuff quickly gets weird and uncomfortable. I guess if it has to happen to someone, better it be someone like him.

David Horsey posted:

One of the great things about living here in Washington is that our politics are comparatively squeaky clean.

It has been four decades since a couple of Washington legislative leaders served prison time after being convicted on corruption charges. That seems to be a regular occurrence in some states. In Illinois, a governor ending up in jail has been the rule, not the exception in recent years.

It may be that our state’s strong open records act has helped keep our public officials honest, even though current legislative leaders continue to resist full disclosure. The less leaders can hide from the public, the more we can trust that the people will be served, rather than bamboozled.

Around the country, the level of openness varies between states. One of the biggest roadblocks to open government is the refusal of officials to abide by open records laws. Too often, the only way to pry open the information that the public deserves to see is through expensive, time-consuming litigation.

According to an Associated Press review, “fewer than a third of states have offices that can resolve residents’ complaints by forcing agencies to turn over documents or comply with open meetings requirements.”

It does not help, either, that so many local newspapers all over America are dying on the vine and leaving no one to hold local governments to account, except private citizens who may lack the resources necessary to let sunshine into the dark corners of state agencies and legislative bodies.

Luckily, in this state, there are still some resolute newspapers left to carry on the fight, as well as private citizens devoted to sustaining freedom of information. May that never change.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Ed Gamble

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Poor confused little Israel.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Ed Gamble