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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
lol musk is fat and ugly because he tried to take shortcuts

he'd still be ugly

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think that is advanced liver failure

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Jelly posted:

lol musk is fat and ugly because he tried to take shortcuts

he'd still be ugly

pure evil

expect a thermonuclear lawsuit the second courts open tomorrow

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

R.L. Stine posted:

i have become 100% convinced elon musk is a human-alien hybrid.

- barely human body shape
- space and mars fixation
- obsessed with populating the world
- doesn't know how to speak human
- elon (not a real name)

- Obsessed with the letter 'x' (X-Com, X-Files, etc.)

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

kazil posted:

pure evil

expect a thermonuclear lawsuit the second courts open tomorrow

Has anyone ever tried to sue Something Awful like they did with Twitter?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zero VGS posted:

I thought he said he was on Wegovy like 6 months ago

What the gently caress is that lol

edit: did he change the Zuck Fight strat to just trying to sit on him?

I think he ate him. When was the last time we saw the Zucks? :tinfoil:

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001

euphronius posted:

I think that is advanced liver failure

TRT and alcohol

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Lammasu posted:

Has anyone ever tried to sue Something Awful like they did with Twitter?
are you familiar with the "people do not like or want me posting" guy who creates a new account to post multiple times a day and immediately gets probed?

he's spent like thousands of dollars just to be indignant

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!
Elon Musk is a beautiful man

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

its all nice on rice posted:

He's not, though? The company was founded before he was involved. They settled a lawsuit and he was allowed to use the title.
Guy got himself a participation trophy so he can feel special.

:thejoke:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



Will somebody, anybody, please peg this fucker in the face with a dodgeball

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Jelly posted:

are you familiar with the "people do not like or want me posting" guy who creates a new account to post multiple times a day and immediately gets probed?

he's spent like thousands of dollars just to be indignant

I think that's the opposite of suing.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


ben shapino posted:

Elon Musk is a beautiful man

Remember his extremely brief "working out" phase when he was all My arms are so sore.... I feel like a T Rex! Hahahahaha

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Tai posted:

I'm glad more and more people are noticing that tesla is a scam. Support in the UK is shoooooooooocking if it breaks down. Friend waited neearly 3 months for it to be repaired (forgot what) but it wasn't anything major but stopped the car from being used.

Have you considered getting smarter friends? Ones not dumb enough to buy a Tesla?

:sever:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Elon lifted one kettlebell and needed neck surgery

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

ben shapino posted:

Elon Musk is a beautiful man

:mods:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He’s not even that old

This kind of decomposition is shocking

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Elon should start hanging out in Zuck's yard yelling FIGHT ME again, that was funny

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Cosmik Slop posted:

peg this fucker in the face

I thought pegging was about the rear end in a top hat-- oh it's Elon, carry on.

geworfenheit
Feb 3, 2024

euphronius posted:

He’s not even that old

This kind of decomposition is shocking

he looks he's been fished out a river with gut about to pop from corpse ichor.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Jelly posted:

lol musk is fat and ugly because he tried to take shortcuts

he'd still be ugly

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Elviscat posted:

I think that's the opposite of suing.

No, the suing part came first, that's where it was revealed that many people do not like or want him posting

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

MrQwerty posted:

Elon should start hanging out in Zuck's yard yelling FIGHT ME again, that was funny

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

:actually: elon musk is shaped like that because he's obsessed with eating diapers and he can't poop them out without medical assistance which he gets every two weeks but in the meanitme they just build up in his intestines.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
First good CYdBTTVKK mod just dropped.


I think someone wrote "Matador" in the dust on the side.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
so is the mount attached via bolts or really really good metal to metal glues

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The issue I have with my crybertuck is that is just too much visibility, how can I resolve this..

ah yes

geworfenheit
Feb 3, 2024
i just noticed: elon musk's gut is shaped like the cybertruck.

now that's the true definition of navel gazing.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Elon Musk should definitely step down, it'll make making GBS threads up the internet safer.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

ben shapino posted:

Elon Musk is a beautiful man

great kisser

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

...! posted:

Have you considered getting smarter friends? Ones not dumb enough to buy a Tesla?

:sever:

Everyone is allowed one mistake. At least he learned from it and sold it the instant it was fixed.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

I Greyhound posted:

First good CYdBTTVKK mod just dropped.


I think someone wrote "Matador" in the dust on the side.

Love the massive amount of the front windscreen the wiper misses.
And love the dirty side front mirror, cant tell whats coming from the side traffic.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

more like MATADORK

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Musk is taking that weight loss drug and still looks fat as gently caress

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

euphronius posted:

I think that is advanced liver failure

ketamine is very hard on the ol liver as well

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Buce posted:

ketamine is very hard on the ol liver as well
elon musk giving ketamine a bad name is his worst crime

Barkhawk
Dec 23, 2006

I think it was Matt Christman who said "it looks like he swallowed a bird cage".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Barkhawk posted:

I think it was Matt Christman who said "it looks like he swallowed a bird cage".

as a man who looks like a greasy pedophile you'd think Matt would have some sympathy to another ugly pedo guy

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Prettz posted:

lmao there's nothing in this post correct

show me your video of a Saturn V or Artemis Core blowing up, I guess

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

My favorite part of any time Musk has a rocket blow up is the dozen pages of space nerds fighting each other.

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