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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

it’s only a matter of time before someone dies in an aew thread

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Suplex Liberace posted:

finally watched watched dynamite and who the hell is mercades mone and why is she a ceo?

Overpaid, can't work. What else would you call her?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

JUNGLE BOY posted:

it’s only a matter of time before someone dies in an aew thread

AEW thread regulars put their bodies, their posting careers and their sanity on the line. They have spent years training and have a lifetime of experience. But what entertains you tears their minds apart. So cheer for them, admire them, believe in them, but leave the posting to them. Please DO NOT try this at home.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Suplex Liberace posted:

maybe if you hadn't abandoned your raitings thread the seal would be unbroken

MJF's fault. I am blameless.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

JUNGLE BOY posted:

it’s only a matter of time before someone dies in an aew thread

give me about 40 more years and I should be up to the task

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

panko posted:

(cheering wildly while the wrestlers in the ring pass out from carbon monoxide poisoning) VFA! VFA!

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Shard posted:

give me about 40 more years and I should be up to the task

I'll beat you by at least 20 years. I doubt I'll make it to 60.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

JUNGLE BOY posted:

it’s only a matter of time before someone dies in an aew thread

Insh'allah

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

JUNGLE BOY posted:

it’s only a matter of time before someone dies in an aew thread

I know who I'm hoping for.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

MJeff posted:

I know who I'm hoping for.

Mel

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

We should make Mel IK of the hell thread

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

No way it should be MJEFF. It always feels like he's holding court in here and he's way cooler than Mel

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Shard posted:

No way it should be MJEFF.

that’s cold

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

you can’t die in hell, dumbass

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Quantum of Phallus posted:

you can’t die in hell, dumbass

ill have you know the only way to kill demons and devils is to kill them in hell. So you know, checkmate

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:

it’s only a matter of time before someone dies in an aew thread

all for what? a small handful of emptyquotes from posters who were going to read the thread anyways? none of them seem to understand that the casual lurker will only care about posts if there's some drama behind them

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1768716643033632788

lmao god dammit dude announce this match more than a loving day in advance I'm loving begging you

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

This is a really good way of putting it.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1768716643033632788

lmao god dammit dude announce this match more than a loving day in advance I'm loving begging you

He thinks everyone is as terminally online as he is and we are.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

hard to argue against

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I know he sold 80,000 tickets to Wembley though, don’t @ me!!!!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

Counter argument,

Tony Khan is a great PPV promoter and a bad TV promoter.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MJeff posted:

Counter argument,

Tony Khan is a great PPV promoter and a bad TV promoter.

Agree

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1768716643033632788

lmao god dammit dude announce this match more than a loving day in advance I'm loving begging you

Apparently Shibata's Visa issues literally cleared up today.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Pylons posted:

Apparently Shibata's Visa issues literally cleared up today.

They should've taken his Visa out and put it back in.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

MJeff posted:

They should've taken his Visa out and put it back in.

loving chip readers never work

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Maybe he should have just waited to do the match next week

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

yeah but what if he has visa issues next week? you never know with this stupid country

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Also the reason other stuff isn't announced for Collision is because the tag title tournament, which he's revealing on Rampage instead of on Dynamite, which is smelly and bad.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

MJeff posted:

They should've taken his Visa out and put it back in.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

everyone in here trying their worst material. keep it up!!!

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

drat

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I’m so mad that Tony Khan is giving me a badass match I want to see. If only he would have done it a week later!!!! Agghhhh

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Tony is a great booker and a bad promoter

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I know he bought 80,000 tickets to Wembley though, don’t @ me!!!!

fyp's tia

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

The_Rob posted:

I’m so mad that Tony Khan is giving me a badass match I want to see. If only he would have done it a week later!!!! Agghhhh

I want him to do his job as a promoter so his stupid shows sell tickets so they don't look and sound like they're taking place in the void of space.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Just say "gently caress the hard cam" and throw up middle fingers. Then it's cool.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



MJeff posted:

I want him to do his job as a promoter so his stupid shows sell tickets so they don't look and sound like they're taking place in the void of space.

His "promote matches only when they're certain so fans aren't let down if he has to change them" strategy he's mentioned is a nice sentiment in theory but it's definitely rough in practice. Hopefully they can figure out better strategies in the future or just bite the bullet and announce stuff anyway.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

MJeff posted:

I want him to do his job as a promoter so his stupid shows sell tickets so they don't look and sound like they're taking place in the void of space.

The crowds have all been good the last however many shows. What are you talking about.

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

wrong

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