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One More Fat Nerd posted:She's German, what would her trying to speak English with a blaccent sound like? its weird cause she doesnt sound like any german ive ever heard speak english. tbh i thought she was english at first, doing some kind of "european" accent clearly shes trying to do some kind of accent, but it doesnt sound like any recognizable accent to me. maybe that really is what a white german trying to sound black in english sounds like, i guess? Carthag Tuek has issued a correction as of 21:50 on Mar 15, 2024 |
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Mar 15, 2024 21:48
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she sounds extremely german lol, like that accent is comically thick and stereotypical
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lobster shirt posted:she sounds extremely german lol, like that accent is comically thick and stereotypical nah its closer to french, esp the way she stresses syllables
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poemdexter posted:Sounds like you wrote a check for CASH instead of landlord's name or business. If not, the bank teller was supposed to ID the person cashing it to ensure they were the person for whom the check was written. If that's what happened and they didn't ID, lmao. The signature on the back doesn't matter too much besides the fact that it exists. You're lucky they didn't add a zero or two to the amount since the teller was just handing over money no questions asked. No it was to my landlord's name, and surprisingly they did not try to bilk us in the process. It took a couple months but the Fraud Investigation of our bank got our money back.
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lobster shirt posted:comically thick and stereotypical Yeah I saw her in the video
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BonHair posted:Excel or some bespoke system written by Tom in F# in the 90s is really holding everything together. And Tom is like 70 and not in good shape physically. Many years ago I walked for Walmart corporate. Execl ran pretty much everything. Pretty much every financial system was is the process of being replaced because they were no longer supported by the developing company. Replenishment for Bananas was managed by an excel macro and then later an alteryx job. The “source of truth” for store numbers, addresses, and other info that fed our store master which fed literally every other system was an excel file sitting on one guys computer. All our financial budgeting and forecasting in merchandising were excel files and macros. When we were in the process of replacing the above mentioned financial systems one year, the entire financial budgeting and planning for Walmart was done in excel because the old systems were no longer working and the new system wasn’t ready. I have worked for 3 major retailers since I left Walmart. Walmart was cutting edge by comparison. I do not understand how my current employer is even still in business.
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Oscar Wild posted:Yeah I saw her in the video
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i say swears online posted:somehow i never thought about adblockers getting bought by ad companies AdBlock Plus, one of the oldest and most popular ad blocking browser extensions, has been owned by an ad tech company for over a decade https://eyeo.com/solutions/advertisers
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Mar 15, 2024 22:34
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if the twitch channel points autoclicker extension sells out i'mma be pissed
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Saltpowered posted:
lol this reminds me, i have worked for several big companies where getting an accurate site count was basically impossible
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Mar 15, 2024 22:40
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shackleford posted:AdBlock Plus, one of the oldest and most popular ad blocking browser extensions, has been owned by an ad tech company for over a decade ublock origin is the only one that hasn't and is open source so people can audit it. why people use any other adblocker is confounding
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My previous job was all legacy Excel sheets (some made by me) and Google docs and every project manager had their own pet tracking system. Now I work for the place where it's all a massive labyrinth of SQL databases with an elaborate web of access permissions and basically no one there even knows how half of it works any more
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Mar 15, 2024 22:57
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the person in charge of our work coffee club got fired and now we have no idea whose turn it is to buy the next tub of folger's
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Cerebral Bore posted:back in university i had a couple of friends who went out of their way to learn cobol and we all thought they were crazy, but now they're making good money and we're not so jokes on us i guess yeah that's what all of the financial systems run on spy satellites too
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The337th posted:Glad we could identify the thing that was out of place lol
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this is how I know that I am an optimist and that Finkelstein is a pessimist, whenever I have a conversation with the politically facile I always walk away with the same judgement: "this person would make an excellent stalinist"
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https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1768983173134754249
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Mar 16, 2024 20:52
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she's such a massive dog brain dope.
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Saltpowered posted:Many years ago I walked for Walmart corporate. Execl ran pretty much everything. Pretty much every financial system was is the process of being replaced because they were no longer supported by the developing company. I worked at a grocery store that had its database on cassette tape in the mid 2000s
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rodbeard posted:I worked at a grocery store that had its database on cassette tape in the mid 2000s my first job was at barnes and noble and the in-store music was rotated out monthly on giant stacks of tape
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people see public infrastructure falling down around and still think private companies can do better but private companies everywhere are still running on 30+ year old processes, software, and infrastructure.
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lol
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Select your date coach: Mr. Bean (free) Austin Powers (15 free lines remaining) Andrew Tate (premium upgrade, $1/use) Elon Musk ($8/month, free with Twitter Blue) Kanye West (limited offer, out of the vault for March only. $14.88/month)
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Saltpowered posted:Select your date coach: Kanye huh? I sent this bitch a picture of my dick I don’t know what it is with females But I’m not too good at that poo poo
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drat start the reactor
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Horrible little leprechaun
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I want that sash
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Mr. Lobe posted:Horrible little leprechaun dagon worshiper spotted
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