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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

rehydrating dry jerky in stew is a good way to add meat when you're doing low-volume/low-weight camping

those guys are just running a scam because they spent a bunch of money on some lyos they couldn't afford for prepper poo poo, and they know their market will pay

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

MAGA-Amurrican.jpeg

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

MAGA-Amurrican.jpeg



https://vimeo.com/224441670

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

MAGA-Amurrican.jpeg



What's the worst that can happen?

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

How Trump eats his steak


I haven't eaten a steak in over a decade and I recoiled at this

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
poor masonry, colors dont match/switch in a well ordered order.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Can we please just set the date for the NY trial already and jail this fuckhead

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Toxic Mental posted:

Can we please just set the date for the NY trial already and jail this fuckhead

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you project Trump actually going to jail from this trial this Summer?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

MAGA-Amurrican.jpeg



Ah yes, the eternal monument to Father, Son, and the holy Sprite.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sorry but do I remember correctly that Trump had the pornstar spank him with a magazine?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Professor Shark posted:

Sorry but do I remember correctly that Trump had the pornstar spank him with a magazine?

That's correct, after he made her watch some of Shark Week with him and he recoiled in fear of the sharks, saying they were really scary.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Professor Shark posted:

Sorry but do I remember correctly that Trump had the pornstar spank him with a magazine?

He also beat, raped and pulled out clumps of hoswifeshair. And when she died chucked her in one of his golf coursesfor the tav write off.

But tgats not as funny

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

That's correct, after he made her watch some of Shark Week with him and he recoiled in fear of the sharks, saying they were really scary.

TremorX posted:

what even is reality anymore

At this point I want "What even is reality anymore?" on my tombstone. I can't think of a better way to describe how I feel most of the time.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I imagine being brought over for sexual favors by Trump would be like ending up with Patrick Bateman, but Trump is too old and dumb to maim you with power tools so he puts on shark videos to scare you instead.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

kazil posted:

Would you eat a lab-grown white christian baby?


This is the future libs want!

heckl yeah

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

That's correct, after he made her watch some of Shark Week with him and he recoiled in fear of the sharks, saying they were really scary.

Well now, come on. He has to get through at least the next 2 episodes of Ice Road Truckers before he moves on to more sharks.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

emSparkly posted:

I imagine being brought over for sexual favors by Trump would be like ending up with Patrick Bateman, but Trump is too old and dumb to maim you with power tools so he puts on shark videos to scare you instead.
I guarantee you Trump knows poo poo all about Whitney Houston

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
I doubt Trump could get reservations at Dorsia.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Monica Bellucci posted:

I doubt Trump could get reservations at Dorsia.

*Considers his business card...

dervival
Apr 23, 2014


Small Strange Bird posted:


Sometimes I wish I was less principled and more shamelessly cynical, because I could probably make money selling junk to the target market for this stuff.

emSparkly posted:

Sadly we’re too pure for this world and have to become cam girls for extra dosh instead.

the "gay" in "be gay, do crimes" is just synecdoche for the entire lgbtqia+ group anyways, go wild

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Mad Hamish posted:

I wasn't aware that lab-grown beef was a thing that even existed yet.

It technically does, but only in small experimental amounts that are extremely expensive to produce. The thought of having to be vigilant about making sure the beef you bought at the store isn't lab-grown is hilarious.

It'd be like selling a laptop and proudly advertising that it's guaranteed to not be a quantum computer.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Does prepperbeef give you an adult beefswelling to create the girdershape of ecstasy?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I’m buying prepperbeefswelling.com.

I’ll be rich!

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

I'm sick of being embarrassed that stuff like 'bloodbath' scares the poo poo out of me.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

There's so much to this, and trying to pick apart anything from Pmurt is an exercise in frustration, but I have to say: if its so important, why didn't the previous 45 presidents need this distinction? Can you say it out loud Donny? :allears:


also :lol: that he's arguing to give Biden the ability to drone strike MAL

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Stoatbringer posted:

Does prepperbeef give you an adult beefswelling to create the girdershape of ecstasy?

no

it does make you write poo poo like that, though

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

MasterSitsu posted:

I'm sick of being embarrassed that stuff like 'bloodbath' scares the poo poo out of me.

I understand, but Trump's wrong (again)

Bloodbath will be if he wins, not if he loses

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


Guess who got bad news from a lawyer.

lol

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013



Elon Musk has tweeted about political topics regularly since taking over Twitter, often belittling some liberal causes. But what he stands for remains largely unclear.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Trump will cosplay as Countess Fattery.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


She looks like she’s barely old enough to vote.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe


It’s not complicated, it means he is going to incite his idiot followers into committing acts of violence if he doesn’t get what he wants.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

withak posted:

It’s not complicated, it means he is going to incite his idiot followers into committing acts of violence if he doesn’t get what he wants.

no but what does it MEAN

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

MasterSitsu posted:

Elon Musk has tweeted about political topics regularly since taking over Twitter, often belittling some liberal causes. But what he stands for remains largely unclear.

I hope this is sarcasm.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

CommieGIR posted:

I hope this is sarcasm.

you think

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

CommieGIR posted:

I hope this is sarcasm.

It's history
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/10/business/media/elon-musk-politics-twitter.html

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

MrQwerty posted:

you think

Text, famous for being adept at transmitting tone of voice.


Ahhh, I get the reference now.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

MAGA-Amurrican.jpeg



You never really want to call attention to the ceiling in a supermarket

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I dunno what you guys are so worried about Bloodbath fuckin rules!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRzgbNHsyTA

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