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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
paging smythe

https://i.imgur.com/TCr6Fpx.mp4

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


We Stan a short king

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
HOLY SMOKES, HE'S A TOON!



gregday
May 23, 2003

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

RandomBlue posted:

you're not allowed to use my posts against me

fyck u

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Ireland truly is the land of dreams

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

mdemone posted:

we could use a good stretch of smiting right about now

We had one but I don't think it really hit the people we wanted it to, lol.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao death to america launch the loving nukes down with capitalism

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Starting to think I"m targeting the wrong country starting with I

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Solid gold.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
currently unemployed and just remembered I have an Ork killrig to build and paint hell yeah

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Starting to think I"m targeting the wrong country starting with I

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Ioi

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

oh you hosed up now

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Starting to think I"m targeting the wrong country starting with I

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Yeah, you should be targeting Israel, OP.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1769385979687719010

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Infant turtle Nation, we got it

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1769384724097618167

Yikes

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun


lmao

we can all learn something about faking it until you make it from this person. so many goons with imposter syndrome just consider this

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

lmao he can’t stop winning

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

trump is going to accidentally make it illegal to be pregnant

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1769383468893401323

His wife is an immigrant

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
his wife was the right kind of immigrant:

a woman in an arranged marriage for show/vanity/implied sex work and also her skin is the right color.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://x.com/daeshikjr/status/1769074864537698619?s=46&t=29pB9vitzX__O3Uh-3QG9Q

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

EXIT POLLS

Putin wins Russian election with 87.8% of the votes, exit poll shows

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ex post facho has issued a correction as of 19:45 on Mar 17, 2024

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Red Baron posted:

his wife was the right kind of immigrant:

a woman in an arranged marriage for show/vanity/implied sex work and also her skin is the right color.

Do you think Melania is a genius

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Glumwheels posted:

Do you think Melania is a genius

the real one or the fake one

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
https://youtu.be/X5jlTlUTWfQ?si=MsgvY14brUfit4dk

They came to the thread
And they started posting
They TRUMP’d before the sun came up that day

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
u kno the telescope he watched 9/11 through is solid gold
his life battery never drains
he never gets old
hes always running
he'll always be prez again someday

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


"That's what they say. I didn't know that, but that's what they say."

The history studier.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

ajit pai is not the fcc chair anymore

the individual members of the FCC dont really matter. its 3 democrat stooges and 2 republican stooges and vice versa when a republican is president

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
2029, somewhere in the ruins of the Florida peninsula…

TRUMP points up at the stars glittering above Mar-a-Lago, the last holdout of civilization, a crowd sits enraptured around a fire as he speaks…

“Man,” he says, pointing now at a new star, “woman,” he moves again, “person,” again, “camera,” a final time, “tv.” there are gasps from the audience.

one breathlessly whispers, “he had the best railings.”

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
"those are actually Starlink satellites that haven't deorbited yet," says Musk, shortly before being devoured by the hungry crowd

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
“actually I was gonna be in the fallout show but I had a scheduling conflict” - Elan Musk last words

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Bethamphetamine posted:

EXIT POLLS

Putin wins Russian election with 87.8% of the votes, exit poll shows

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

SHE SHOULD BE PROSECUTED FOR WHAT SHE HAS DONE TO OUR COUNTRY! SHE ILLEGALLY DESTROYED THE EVIDENCE. UNREAL!!!

quote:

Cheney's Suppressed Evidence Scandal Blows Up 'Insurrection' Narrative

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
somewhere trump is seeing the Putin numbers and is haranguing some poor aide about why his polling numbers aren’t as high. he’s more popular than putin, he’s American!!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
trump has the mandate of meemaws everywhere and Joe Brandon is NERVOUS

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