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Yaoi Gagarin posted:is it still a mock thread or are people actually playing the game now. is there even a game to play yet its still a mock thread
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Mar 19, 2024 20:05
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dqxi is fun stuff. Just wrapped up octagonia. why are tournament arcs always so good
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Mar 19, 2024 20:05
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technically you can play star citizen but its a buggy alpha build without most of the promised features
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Mar 19, 2024 20:06
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:technically you can play star citizen but its a buggy alpha build without most of the promised features do you still have to buy insurance so you dont total your 40k unity model
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Mar 19, 2024 20:07
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:technically you can play star citizen but its a buggy alpha build without most of the promised features Didn't you hear? They're almost finished!! https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/1769434046474400130
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Mar 19, 2024 20:08
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(sean connery) shtar shitizen
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Mar 19, 2024 20:09
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At least Starfield had Elias Toufexis
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Mar 19, 2024 20:13
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:dqxi is fun stuff. Just wrapped up octagonia. why are tournament arcs always so good DQ tourneys are always awesome but I don't always love the Final Fantasy ones.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:13
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ilmucche posted:I left the country and no longer post in the UK thread 16-bit Butt-Head posted:its still a mock thread
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Mar 19, 2024 20:14
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ilmucche posted:Yeah you're allowed
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Mar 19, 2024 20:18
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More like U Gay
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Mar 19, 2024 20:19
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another tuesday, another goon meltdown over porn.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:20
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Yaoi Gagarin posted:is it still a mock thread or are people actually playing the game now. is there even a game to play yet they did a free weekend for it and i love space sims so i tried it. it has some cool ideas, and the scale/size of stuff like planets is genuinely impressive, like i stood on a space station above a planet and looking at it it was incomprehensibly large in a way other games havnt gotten right. but also it ran like rear end and constantly crashed, and then while i was docking after doing a bunch of stuff the dock doors glitched out and closed too early instantly destroying my ship and all the stuff that id just spent a bunch of time collecting so i alt f4d and uninstalled it.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:20
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It still loving blows my mind that we've been Also, they've suckered people into giving them $650 mil.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:23
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Stux posted:they did a free weekend for it and i love space sims so i tried it. it has some cool ideas, and the scale/size of stuff like planets is genuinely impressive, like i stood on a space station above a planet and looking at it it was incomprehensibly large in a way other games havnt gotten right. but also it ran like rear end and constantly crashed, and then while i was docking after doing a bunch of stuff the dock doors glitched out and closed too early instantly destroying my ship and all the stuff that id just spent a bunch of time collecting so i alt f4d and uninstalled it. lol the murder doors are still a bug all these years later... badass
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Mar 19, 2024 20:24
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NoiseAnnoys posted:another tuesday, another goon meltdown over porn. Just posting this and not linking is cruel. Now I have to actually go read the forums.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:26
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Mordiceius posted:It still loving blows my mind that we've been they invented nfts before nfts were a thing chris roberts truly is a visionary
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Mar 19, 2024 20:26
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:lol the murder doors are still a bug all these years later... badass that poo poo happened in freelancer
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Mar 19, 2024 20:26
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Just posting this and not linking is cruel. Now I have to actually go read the forums. do yourself a favor and don't read that thread in gbs, unless your fetish is for tedious self-aggrandizing posts and obliquely claiming other posters want to call people pedophiles.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:27
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Star Citizen's financial success probably inspired a lot of other companies to rely on early access sales and lovely cosmetics to fund feature creep. Beyond that, 12 years is way too long to care about a game I have no intention to play. Maybe when it release and is still barely playable, I may check out a funny glitch compilation on youtube.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:30
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I got the tude now posted:that poo poo happened in freelancer Approaching a jumpgate in X3 and having a capital ship come barreling through and instagib my rear end
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Mar 19, 2024 20:30
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Stux posted:they did a free weekend for it and i love space sims so i tried it. it has some cool ideas, and the scale/size of stuff like planets is genuinely impressive, like i stood on a space station above a planet and looking at it it was incomprehensibly large in a way other games havnt gotten right. but also it ran like rear end and constantly crashed, and then while i was docking after doing a bunch of stuff the dock doors glitched out and closed too early instantly destroying my ship and all the stuff that id just spent a bunch of time collecting so i alt f4d and uninstalled it. Yeah there's a lot that is actually there but it's buggy af, and comically uninterested in telling you how to play it. I do actually believe the single player might release one day and will be a game, i will be very surprised if it is any good. I recommend picking it up on a few weekend and trying it, i spent a few hours trying to have fun and failing but maybe it's got better since then?
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Mar 19, 2024 20:30
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Leal posted:Approaching a jumpgate in X3 and having a capital ship come barreling through and instagib my rear end DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!
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Mar 19, 2024 20:33
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its no duke nukem forever
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Mar 19, 2024 20:34
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I don't think Star Citizen is a funny enough scam or video game failure to warrant 12 straight years of mocking it. It doesn't even have a Batman meter.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:34
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sebmojo posted:Yeah there's a lot that is actually there but it's buggy af, and comically uninterested in telling you how to play it. I do actually believe the single player might release one day and will be a game, i will be very surprised if it is any good. I recommend picking it up on a free weekend and trying it, i spent a few hours trying to have fun and failing but maybe it's got better since then? It has not. Although they've (barely) managed to recreate the Mass Effect elevator experience with their jump holes/warp gates between the two planetary systems they have in the game now. Note that the $6 million dollar kickstarter stretch goal was to release the game with 100 planetary systems so...
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Mar 19, 2024 20:35
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Bicyclops posted:I don't think Star Citizen is a funny enough scam or video game failure to warrant 12 straight years of mocking it. It doesn't even have a Batman meter. It's going to be added in v0.96.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:35
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Bicyclops posted:I don't think Star Citizen is a funny enough scam or video game failure to warrant 12 straight years of mocking it. It doesn't even have a Batman meter. you must remember bicylops the people mocking it right now spent hundreds of dollars on it before they realized it was a scam and they're mad about it lol
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Mar 19, 2024 20:36
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one of the mods of the old star citizen forum (not derek smart) sent the devs homemade beer as thanks for making the space game of his dreams before he realized he was scammed
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Mar 19, 2024 20:36
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brb spending $10000 on a video game alpha of a video game that promises it will suck me off in the future whats a scam?
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Mar 19, 2024 20:40
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Bicyclops posted:I don't think Star Citizen is a funny enough scam or video game failure to warrant 12 straight years of mocking it. It doesn't even have a Batman meter. but how else will you know the amount of batmans on an asteroid? smdh, hud fail much?
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Mar 19, 2024 20:41
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sad truth of SC is that it'll just eventually "finish" to some degree after many years and be just sort of mediocre instead of a flaming ball of drama and failure
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Mar 19, 2024 20:41
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Stux posted:they did a free weekend for it and i love space sims so i tried it. it has some cool ideas, and the scale/size of stuff like planets is genuinely impressive, like i stood on a space station above a planet and looking at it it was incomprehensibly large in a way other games havnt gotten right. but also it ran like rear end and constantly crashed, and then while i was docking after doing a bunch of stuff the dock doors glitched out and closed too early instantly destroying my ship and all the stuff that id just spent a bunch of time collecting so i alt f4d and uninstalled it. $600 million dollars and more lol it made $104 million dollars last year alone
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Mar 19, 2024 20:42
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I expect it might be funny to watch the HBomberguy or Folding Ideas video on Star Citizen when (if??) It releases or collapses entirely in a few more years.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:42
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summing up the decades of star citizen development in a video that's only 4 hours long
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Mar 19, 2024 20:43
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i dont think the story of its development is that interesting but chris roberts crawling back to games after getting blacklisted from hollywood is funny
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Mar 19, 2024 20:43
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LazyMaybe posted:summing up the decades of star citizen development in a video that's only 4 hours long "A Measured Response" Yeah, measured in hours!!
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Mar 19, 2024 20:46
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LazyMaybe posted:sad truth of SC is that it'll just eventually "finish" to some degree after many years and be just sort of mediocre instead of a flaming ball of drama and failure Yeah in 2015-16 there seemed to be a very great possibility the whole thing falling apart into an explosion of funny drama and lawsuits but then it just didn't and instead became a boring slow-motion disintegration that's worth looking in on maybe once every few months/years in case something particularly dumb has happened or someone runs a "hey, remember this bullshit" article.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:46
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ilmucche posted:Yeah drat you no longer have access to the UK's modern slavery system.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:52
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One More Fat Nerd posted:DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT! shooting straight up in the chair, grabbing the stick, blowing up in perfect fashion Dr. Cool Aids posted:dqxi is fun stuff. Just wrapped up octagonia. why are tournament arcs always so good the one in golden sun has always stuck out to me because your friends help you cheat to win and it owns
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