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Political Cartoons 2024: That's so nice of you! But we don't read.
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Adam Zyglis Bill Bramhall  Clay Bennett  Dave Whamond  1 2David M. Hitch  Dick Wright  Ed Gamble  Jack Ohman  Jeff Danziger  Jeff Koterba  Jimmy Margulies  John Darkow  Matt Wuerker  Mike Peters  Mike Smith  Patrick Chappatte  Rick McKee  1 2Rivers  1 2Walt Handelsman  Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones) 
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Mar 19, 2024 04:26
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idonotlikepeas posted:Rivers
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Mar 19, 2024 05:11
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Republicans: famous for providing context to all statements their opponents make and fairly representing their views.
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Mar 19, 2024 05:23
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idonotlikepeas posted:
Wait what what's going on here Edit: nevermind I just saw the "apologies to Whamond" lol
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Mar 19, 2024 10:11
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Compared to all the other dumb poo poo he says constantly, I actually don't think saying that there's going to be a metaphorical bloodbath in the auto industry unless he's elected is a big deal, even if it's not true. e: I don't know what the actual quote is but if he just said bloodbath without context it's a little more understandable that people would jump on it Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Mar 19, 2024 |
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Mar 19, 2024 14:32
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idonotlikepeas posted:Rivers I'm not even going to separate these two cartoons. If Rivers is that lazy and doesn't give a poo poo, then why should I? Kellies Nominations: Most Willfully Dense, Laziest Non-Gorrell, Worst Overall
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Mar 19, 2024 14:54
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idonotlikepeas posted:Dave Whamond Also, cool that Rivers goes on about "distorting the quote" and then literally made up those words. Trump did not say "It's going to be a bloodbath for the auto industry". He was talking about car manufacturers during parts of the speech, yes, but the quote was "It's going to be a bloodbath for the country. That will be the least of it."
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Mar 19, 2024 15:19
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"you didn't build that"
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Mar 19, 2024 16:05
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A.F. Branco Andy Marlette  Chip Bok  Gary Varvel  Michael Ramirez  Mike Luckovich  Steve Kelley  Conservatives: "Trump says it like it is. Y'all snowflakes just can't handle a straight shooter  ." Also conservatives: "Biden uses mean words and raises his voice  ."Tom Stiglich 
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Mar 19, 2024 18:11
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 Guardian:  "Ben Jennings on Vladimir Putin’s landslide victory in the Russian election – Russia’s president won a reported 87% of the vote, according to exit polls" Telegraph:  Matt:  UK residents travelling to Dignitas falls to 12-year low over cost of assisted dying clinic Times:  The Conservative Party is united, insists Rishi Sunak; Kemi Badenoch says racism row over Tory donor Frank Hester is ‘trivia’ Evening Standard:  Finsbury Park mural: Banksy confirms he is behind north London tree street art
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Mar 19, 2024 18:12
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I’m not posting the Garrison spanking cartoon. I’m not strong enough.
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Mar 19, 2024 18:52
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Oh god
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Mar 19, 2024 21:50
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kellies nomination: can we just ignore this one, please?
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Mar 19, 2024 21:59
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 Rowe:  David Littleproud is the leader of the Nationals, the other half of the Coalition, and they have flagged they may support the Greens in their push to break up the major Australian supermarket chains. Greens push for powers to break up Coles and Woolworths 'duopoly' (ABC). Broelman:  If it wasn't obvious those are Keating quotes. Wilcox:  New South Wales: Dozens of children strip-searched by police over summer (SMH). Downes:  Tasmania Devils AFL club launched with name, colours, logo and guernsey concept revealed (ABC). Spooner:  Winners and losers as energy regulator outlines mixed bag of power price changes (ABC). The 82% is the Albanese government's 2030 target for how much energy is renewable.
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Mar 19, 2024 22:04
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Pants Donkey posted:I’m not posting the Garrison spanking cartoon. I’m not strong enough. skeleton warrior posted:Oh god InsertPotPun posted:kellies nomination: can we just ignore this one, please? You fuckers are lucky my phone did everything it could to stop me from sharing his last three comics and screeds.
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Mar 19, 2024 22:16
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garrison is too dumb and weird to exist and his brain obviously never shuts off and takes a break for any reason whatsoever
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Mar 19, 2024 23:07
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Skios posted:Gary Varvel "God, Putin is the worst, killing and arresting his political opponents and being a dictator in all but name! Now then, time to draw another cartoon about how stupid liberals are for not wanting to vote for a guy that says he want to be dictator for a day. I have the self-awareness of a sackful of frog spawn."
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Mar 19, 2024 23:29
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Randalor posted:You fuckers are lucky my phone did everything it could to stop me from sharing his last three comics and screeds. It's all right, I'll cover for you just this once.  quote:A SLAP ON THE FANNY FOR FANI  quote:DONNY QUEST  quote:THE DEMOCRAT’S LIE BATH
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Mar 19, 2024 23:39
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InsertPotPun posted:dei is just the new "politically correct", it's a separate thing than the transpanic, not meant to supplant it just support it. they can do both. Yeah i just heard people talking this morning about how DEI was ruining gaming. Told one of them that people are blaming it for everything and saw his eyes open like a light went on.
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Mar 20, 2024 00:20
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I don’t even know where to start with the Johnny Quest comic.
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Mar 20, 2024 00:36
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Xiahou Dun posted:I don’t even know where to start with the Johnny Quest comic. At how it has Trump as a defeated petulantly posing child, doing nothing but griping, and yet Garrison is trying to imply he’s the ultimate hero? At how it has Vivek as Raj because both brown har har har? At how, at heart, it’s just a completely petulant tantrum by Garrison about how January 6th should have worked even as he’s said over and over again it was an FBI setup?
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Mar 20, 2024 00:48
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skeleton warrior posted:At how it has Trump as a defeated petulantly posing child, doing nothing but griping, and yet Garrison is trying to imply he’s the ultimate hero? Sure but also why are you referencing Johnny Quest in Anno Domotherfucker 2024. I had to explain that reference to people my age when The Venture Bros. did it 15 years ago. Also the kid’s name was Hadji, which is pretty yikes in retrospect. I mean, all of it is pretty yikes but I don’t think about Johnny Quest that often these days, see above.
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Mar 20, 2024 03:24
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Adam Zyglis Amjad Rasmi  Clay Bennett  David M. Hitch  Ed Gamble  Jack Ohman  Jeff Danziger  Jeff Stahler  Jimmy Margulies  Matt Davies  Mike Peters  Mike Smith  Phil Hands  Pia Guerra  Rivers  Robert (R.J.) Matson  Walt Handelsman  Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones) 
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Mar 20, 2024 03:33
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The recurring theme of Dry Bones these days really seems to be “why can’t you people join me in being happy about this war???????”
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Mar 20, 2024 03:42
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Xiahou Dun posted:Sure but also why are you referencing Johnny Quest in Anno Domotherfucker 2024.
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Mar 20, 2024 04:50
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wizzardstaff posted:Mike Pence = Race Bannon was a big right-wing meme from 2016-2020. Garrison is very much playing to his audience. Then I repeat the same question with different years.
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Mar 20, 2024 05:16
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Xiahou Dun posted:Then I repeat the same question with different years. Yeah it seems to read with exactly the opposite meaning as the one I'm assuming it's trying to convey. Mike Pence being the smart adult is leading idiot child Trump in the correct direction and Trump is mad about it. Unless Garrison is suddenly pro-pence and anti-trump?
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Mar 20, 2024 06:09
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It's supposed to read like the cover of an old comic book. Same delivery as "Watch out, Lois! That's not Superman, that's an imposter robot! And it's aiming the laser right at Earth!!"
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Mar 20, 2024 06:51
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Rall: Another Casualty of the Cashless Society Ted Rall posted:I live in New York City, where many homeless people rely on panhandling in order to get by. A few days ago I saw a Millennial woman turn down a request from a homeless man, saying, “I don’t carry cash.” I have long been concerned about the ramifications of our increasingly cashless society, like the ability of the government to lock down our bank accounts and ability to move freely. As usual, the poorest among us are paying the biggest price for what we’ve been told is progress. First Dog on the Moon: Nuclear power?! Why are you people still talking about this? 
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Mar 20, 2024 08:57
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Are you supporting any of the alternatives Tod? Like the plastic food tokens? Or are you just whining about 'thing different', anyone under 40 bad?
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Mar 20, 2024 09:38
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idonotlikepeas posted:Jeff Stahler Only recently started paying attention to Stahler because I saw what I considered to be a good cartoon from him, but I'm disappointed by now. Your art is cool, please say something other than this trite Prickly City-level bullshit. idonotlikepeas posted:Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones) Ah yes, a cartoon with a big smiley face about killing 75,000 people, very wholesome, thank you Kirschen Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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Mar 20, 2024 10:22
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Damnit, that Danziger has me giggling like an idiot because I can just hear the excited "boing" noises as he approaches the bathtub.
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Mar 20, 2024 11:17
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Another Casualty of the Cashless Society I suppose credit cards, venmo, or paypal can't be used to donate money to shelters, food banks, or housing initiatives...
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Mar 20, 2024 11:40
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Phlegmish posted:Ah yes, a cartoon with a big smiley face about killing 75,000 people, very wholesome, thank you Kirschen Warcrimes, tehee :3c
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Mar 20, 2024 11:50
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Another Casualty of the Cashless Society In Norway we a similar service to venmo and I've seen homeless people writing their payment information on their cardboard signs.
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Mar 20, 2024 11:59
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Guardian:  "Ella Baron on Banksy, Rishi Sunak and restrictions on climate protest – The court of appeal has removed the ‘consent’ defence, relied on by environmental campaigners since 1971" Banksy confirms north London tree mural is his work Telegraph:  Britain faces 1979 moment, says Rachel Reeves Matt:  Ewan McGregor says he was given intimacy coordinator for sex scenes with his wife  Times:  Rebel peers ‘trying to ensure Rwanda migrant scheme won’t work’ Evening Standard:  Inflation falls at fastest rate in 50 years putting Bank of England's 2% target within reach; Palace source hopes Kate farm shop video will end conspiracy theories - as aides plan her official return
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Mar 20, 2024 14:08
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Trapezium Dave posted:First Dog on the Moon: Nuclear power?! Why are you people still talking about this? Shut up, idiot. Opposing nuclear power while claiming to care about the environment is asinine. Opposing individual proposals because they're poorly thought out or deceptive or empty political theater? That's fine. But that's not what you're doing here. You're just repeating the same scare tactics that the oil industry loves to launder through environmental groups to keep themselves important. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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Mar 20, 2024 14:18
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1. Yes 2. Yes
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Mar 20, 2024 14:20
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As much as I love golden age Simpsons I think Blinky the Fish did irreparable harm to generations of idiots. I will also never get tired of the counter points to nuclear power being: 1) Why would I solve a problem if I won't profit? Often not even me, just hypothetical governments and rich people. Also they'll profit but... 2) Why would I solve a problem if I can't solve it immediately? We could have everything running by 2050? Great! The loving quote about a generation planting trees they won't live to enjoy the shade of, you vile clown. 3) Why would I solve a problem if I'm irrationally scared of the solution? The word nuclear is scary. That's it. Doomykins fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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