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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



MokBa posted:

The only reason I ever use my horn is “the light has been green for 5 seconds now and the dipshit in front of me is looking at their phone”. Honestly shocking how much longer people take to start moving when the light turns than they used to.

Was wild to visit NYC last year and realize “oh it really is just constant horns like in the movies”.
We're walkin here

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


is ring

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


The hole is the hands. The hands are the hole.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I have no rear end but I must se

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


freeedr posted:

People seeing honking as rude and an affront are crazy to me. The horn is a safety device and I’m glad to know where all the huge heavy rolling bombs are. Honk that horn. It’s the opposite of angry or aggressive

The horn means literally one thing: look this way immediately. If you're using or anything other than alerting those around you to an emergency, you're making the road more dangerous by causing a distraction.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
lol

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Tiggum posted:

The horn means literally one thing: look this way immediately. If you're using or anything other than alerting those around you to an emergency, you're making the road more dangerous by causing a distraction.

lmao

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/cleaming_/status/1770152039588258277?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





How to Draw MAGA

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Post Slorgs, Slerfs, Honks, Gybes, etc

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Godspeed You! Alaska Governor

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lmao

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lmfao

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/bartlebooth45/status/1770137887587119238?s=20

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

But doctor, I am ring

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Travis came prepared for that retort

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


RIP to a loving real one, goddamn.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

lmao

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


god drat!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Nina is a G

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



"You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts."

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

CharlestheHammer posted:

Travis came prepared for that retort
It's an excellent one though. I know I'm going to keep that one around for when the situation calls for it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

No I didn't fart that's just

https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1770537688426500136

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This is how you make music for 90s Squaresoft games

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you





Boyfriend Air, Boyfriend Pro, Boyfriend Mini, Boyfriend Studio… too many kinds of guys nowadays

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why is boyfriend wearing boyfriend's shirt back to front?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

OwlFancier posted:

Why is boyfriend wearing boyfriend's shirt back to front?

He isn't that's just a back seam

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

OwlFancier posted:

Why is boyfriend wearing boyfriend's shirt back to front?

Boyfriend error.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

He isn't that's just a back seam

A seam or just an aesthetic fold? I’ve had that on shirts, but never as a seam.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Just seamin’ on my shirt over here

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

OwlFancier posted:

Why is boyfriend wearing boyfriend's shirt back to front?

Pfft
Looks like someone doesn't know about boyfriend air and the concomitant dorsal seamage.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

dialhforhero posted:

This is how you make music for 90s Squaresoft games

Oh thank god I'm not the only one. I just thought I had retro gaming brain worms.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

freeedr posted:

Just seamin’ on my shirt over here

"boyfriend juice" :eng101:

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/dvdfu/status/1770514293663899795

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


AI is now capable of having a stroke, noted. Add it to the pile.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It's called a center box pleat, it's like you people don't even follow Derek Guy.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

I was watching a twitch stream the other day (Go Off Kings check em out) and they had a Joe Biden text to voice going. It was hilarious because every now and then it would break down and start mumbling and trailing off except there was nothing weird in the text to trigger it, it just had the essence of Biden sundowning.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ror posted:

It's called a center box pleat, it's like you people don't even follow Derek Guy.

I stopped using Twitter with the Elon take over and am sleeping better, feeling like I have self worth and on a weekly basis have women I don't know approach me to talk to me (about my pupper). Suit man is a heavy price to pay for this but one I will happily pay.

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