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That's more difficult, I think I could have like 5 before I gave up
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John Wick of Dogs posted:It is easy to gently caress up a plate of chicken nuggets without thinking about what you're eating because individually they're so small But they were supposed to be for everyone!
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Mar 20, 2024 18:08
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Knocking out a 40 pack of chicken nuggets doesn't sound hard if I'm ignorantly grazing in a car over a period of hours tbh
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Mar 20, 2024 18:08
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John Wick of Dogs posted:That's more difficult, I think I could have like 5 before I gave up You’ll never ruin your family cross country drive by eating all the chickynug biscuits with that attitude
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Mar 20, 2024 18:09
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I could throw some out the window or something
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Mar 20, 2024 18:09
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Obnoxipus posted:Another contender for "title sounds innocuous, but..." What an incredible way to ensure everyone involved ends up deeply unhappy about the situation. What on earth was OP thinking? big mean giraffe posted:Yeah that's an insane amount of food to eat in a couple hours Sure, but early 20's Elviscat would have crushed 20 of them shits without even a tummy ache. I also wasn't living with my parents and bought my own food.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:11
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My boyfriend will break up with me if I go to Miami on a girls tripquote:My boyfriend (27M) and I (25F) have been dating for a little bit over 9 months now. We have a pretty healthy relationship for the most part but this is his first relationship so there some areas that he is still working on. Posting this mostly because the top comment made me laugh out loud quote:Is the respect in the room with us?
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Mar 20, 2024 18:18
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Those look like something I could easily put away 8 of them, but this dude working through most of a 40 pack is something else. Also, if I was in my 20's had a 15 hour road trip with my parents, I'd find a way to ride on the roof.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:19
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Being generous about the "2-3" number the others ate initially, and taking out the six he left at the end, he ate at least half the tray. That said, exactly how long is a room-temp (at minimum) tray of chicken food safe?
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Mar 20, 2024 18:21
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Obnoxipus posted:Another contender for "title sounds innocuous, but..." I was half expecting the tree to be cursed and thus dooming the family to be blighted by a thousand poxes. Which isn't nearly as bad as dealing with the HOA.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:28
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TyrsHTML posted:I read both of those and all i have to say is: what? Single mom who presumably escaped abuse has heavily internalized the idea that only she keeps her daughter safe. Meets a guy who seems normal and immediately starts pulling herself in two directions: no way will you ever meet my daughter, meet my daughter, I wish someone would give me a break, how dare you offer to take my daughter somewhere away from me you bastard Therapy for the mom and kid. And probably for mister "I did not yell. But if someone swears at you, you gotta swear back"
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Mar 20, 2024 18:31
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Try and guess the spoiler! AITA because I refuse to use the dishes? quote:AITA because I refuse to use the dishes? Long story short my husband is mad at me because I refuse to use the dishes when he keeps peeing in all the cups. I’ve gotten into screaming fits about this because he pisses in the nice glass cups, even when disposable paper ones are in the cabinet. I feel like they’ll never be clean enough to use again after sitting full of his pee all day. I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t want to use the other dishes because sometimes he’ll soak them in the sink with everything else. I just wanna throw everything away and start with a fresh kitchen. My husband thinks I’m overreacting and that it’s incredibly wasteful to constantly use disposable items.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:33
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So does he just piss in a new glass every time he fails a test because he continues to eat dog weed?
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Mar 20, 2024 18:36
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So does he just piss in a new glass every time he fails a test because he continues to eat dog weed? I think he's keeping clean piss to test just in case. In a cup. Just hanging out
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Mar 20, 2024 18:37
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But THC can stay in your system for up to a month, the juice glasses full of urine would have to be pretty old and I'm putting way too much thought into this.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:39
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It's probably not that difficult to sanitize those dishes to the point where they're safe to eat off of, but holy poo poo why would you do this. Why would you make things difficult and uncomfortable for no good reason when you could get paper cups.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:41
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artsy fartsy posted:AITAH for leaving my partner because he mocks my interest and I couldn’t take it anymore? Put the boyfriend on trial. In NIGHT COURT!!!
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Mar 20, 2024 18:42
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With how stridently she is defending him in the comments about stealing their elderly dog's medicine, the husband must have immaculate hygiene. Except for, you know, the whole pissing in a drinking glass thing. Just the one thing.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:43
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Oh he's keeping the piss? I assumed he was self testing before his employer could get to him, but keeping safe piss makes sense. But... then just like get a good couple liters in actual medical jars and freeze them. Get a separate freezer. Good to go, eat the dog weed (or just get regular weed for yourself stop stealing dog medicine I hate this guy).
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Mar 20, 2024 18:43
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Hellblazer187 posted:It's probably not that difficult to sanitize those dishes to the point where they're safe to eat off of, but holy poo poo why would you do this. Why would you make things difficult and uncomfortable for no good reason when you could get paper cups. He isn't the one who cleans things, so it doesn't impact him. And he can have his recycling moral high ground with no extra effort!
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Mar 20, 2024 18:43
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Skutter posted:Try and guess the spoiler! o_O
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Midnight Voyager posted:I think he's keeping clean piss to test just in case. In a cup. Just hanging out The drug testing guys love it when you bring in a jug of aged piss. It's so much easier to test that way.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:44
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It's not like they check for temperature or active proteins or anything.
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the holy poopacy posted:AITAH for asking my wife for a divorce? Have you tried marriage counseling? No and I don't think it will solve anything
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FMguru posted:Man, how lovely of a son/husband do you have to be to have your mother cheerfully attend your ex's "Hooray, I'm Divorced" party? Judging by the other two stories an impressively lovely son/husband.
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Mar 20, 2024 18:52
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Skutter posted:Try and guess the spoiler! Is this frog boiling? Like how do you live your life that you get to the point where you are asking the internet, "My husband consumes canine cannabis and then pisses in the dishware leaving it out for days, am I the rear end in a top hat for having a problem with this?" Like where does your life go wrong that you wind up there?
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ExcessBLarg! posted:That said, exactly how long is a room-temp (at minimum) tray of chicken food safe? I hadn't thought about that, I change my ruling to be in favor of this selfless hero, courageously attempting to save the rest of his family by diving in front of as many food poisoning bullets as possible 
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Mar 20, 2024 19:15
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Vim Fuego posted:Have you tried marriage counseling? I mean, by this point it definitely won't
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There is very little in a relationship that could be good enough for me to get over "husband steals our sick, elderly pet's medicine and uses it to get high, and then pisses in all the cups we have as I beg him not to. He does not wash them half the time."
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rotinaj posted:What about when every single one is encased in a biscuit I could handle that no problem and I'm not a big guy at all.
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Started that one and was like “where on earth is this going if the part about the piss isn’t the spoiler”
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AITA for not giving my roommate a tampon and telling her she can no longer use anything I own?quote:This is such a stupid post and I'm still so embarrassed and flabbergasted that this even happened to begin with. the edits quote:Edit: Good lord, since so many people are seemingly so fascinated by my so called "impossible" pair of underwear that are over 10 years old, let me say this here instead of saying the same thing 10 times over in the comments like i have been:
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Mar 20, 2024 19:28
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I never thought there'd be a period blood equivalent of the gurglespurts pants, but alas, here we are.
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Prism posted:I looked them up because I wasn't familiar and these aren't, like, extra small, either. A 40-count would be 3640 calories. I don't even know how they ordered a tray of 40 because the biggest size Chick-fil-A puts on their website is 10. When no one was looking, party sub guy ate fourty Chick-n-Minis. He ate 40 Chick-n-Minis. That's as many as four tens. And that's standard for him.
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Cacator posted:I never thought there'd be a period blood equivalent of the gurglespurts pants, but alas, here we are. I thought the concept of period panties was fairly ubiquitous, or at least common enough that I - a cishet male - has heard of them.
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Cacator posted:I never thought there'd be a period blood equivalent of the gurglespurts pants, but alas, here we are. I think most women have old period underwear they throw on when they come on, my wife certainly does anyway
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Cacator posted:I never thought there'd be a period blood equivalent of the gurglespurts pants, but alas, here we are.
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For the chicken nugget minis, I decided to do the math because it amuses me. There are 40 Chicken minis and the OP, 3 siblings, and 2parents make 6 people. So each person should get 6-7 minis in an equal split.Everyone had 2-3 to start, so we'll assume the OP had 3, 3 others had 3, and 2 others had 2. That uses up 16 to start, leaving 24. At this point, equal division would leave 4 more for each person. But OP ate 18 more of them at this point, leaving 6 for everyone else. So in the end he ate 21, which is over half of the food intended to split between 6 people (and he was mad that he didn't get a 22nd one). That's really egregious, and while he acts surprised that people expected to split it roughly evenly, he also says that this is a tradition on trips - so he's seen the family eat the 40-nugget-biscuits over time before during a trip, it's not like this was the first time he's encountered it. It's what makes this into an 'everyone is pissed off' situation instead of just a minor mistake - if he accidentally ate too many and then said 'guys I'm sorry, I was watching a movie and they're just SO GOOD' (maybe with a 'let's stop and I'll pick something up to make up for it') the family could probably laugh it off or jokingly give him a hard time, but the fact that he's trying to say it was fine for him to eat over half the tray when he knows other people were planning to eat it is not going to go over well. ExcessBLarg! posted:That said, exactly how long is a room-temp (at minimum) tray of chicken food safe? That freshly thoroughly cooked, very salty chicken is going to be fine for half a day like they're planning. A restaurant can't leave it out that long (I think the limit is around 2 hours), but restaurant safety standards are significantly more stringent than what is likely to get a person sick.
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AceClown posted:I think most women have old period underwear they throw on when they come on, my wife certainly does anyway Yeah. Definitely. Many women will have a few pairs of "period underwear"
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Lone Goat posted:I thought the concept of period panties was fairly ubiquitous, or at least common enough that I - a cishet male - has heard of them. Ah, lesson learned. I think this thread has poisoned my brain. Cacator fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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