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Runcible Cat posted:In one of the posts they mention being a YouTube streamer so it's 100% "content creation" and it's no surprise no one wants to be the driver. I mean the heavy lifting from the original post, pages and pages ago, was the single "oh btw I'm bipolar" mention that was quickly glossed over in favor of more stories about their meltdowns. Can't imagine why no one wants to deal with a bipolar person who has frequent angry meltdowns (probably because there's a very good chance they're unmedicated)
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BrigadierSensible posted:For me the huge red flag about this person is:
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 07:51 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:He's falling in love and his wife can tell. She's scared he's going to leave her, and hell, he might. well the good thing is apparently they've already started to figure out that you can drop lovely friends right out of your life, now they just need to work on pulling the trigger. Soon-to-be-ex friend guy seems like a great learning opportunity cause the op is probably going to be telling themselves "geez I should have dropped them WAY faster" once it's all said and done
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 08:31 |
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FMguru posted:Yeah, don't have a very literal and explicit thread rule against posting abuse (especially sexual abuse) stories? this one got an update: quote:Well I did not expect to get an overwhelming number of responses, and in all honesty, I was a bit overwhelmed with it all. I am probably not being honest with myself about the entire situation, it’s just extremely scary to think about. I do not want to break apart my household, I want the best for our son. My wife has just not been herself since yesterday. It has been a somber home atmosphere. She took off work today and even tomorrow. Even our son has noticed the change in her demeanor.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 09:51 |
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That poor woman in Maine needs to have herself and the baby sitting in the car when the husband leaves at 5 a.m. Unless they're moving into a roofless shack with no floor, there's nothing he could be doing for 18 hours a day in an empty house. And if he is actually scrubbing the whole place down with a toothbrush or something, then she and baby can keep him company. He says he wants to be with his mom and sister but he's not even there. poo poo, let him stay home with the fam and the baby and she can take care of the house.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 10:16 |
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Troublemaker posted:He says he wants to be with his mom and sister but he's not even there. poo poo, let him stay home with the fam and the baby and she can take care of the house. He wants her to be with his mother and sister. God knows why but I'm going along with the Stephen King-alike theories.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 10:24 |
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Troublemaker posted:That poor woman in Maine needs to have herself and the baby sitting in the car when the husband leaves at 5 a.m. Unless they're moving into a roofless shack with no floor, there's nothing he could be doing for 18 hours a day in an empty house. And if he is actually scrubbing the whole place down with a toothbrush or something, then she and baby can keep him company. He claims to be cleaning with chemicals she is allergic to, so she can't just "keep him company." But yeah, something hinky is going on there. I am torn between affair or drugs.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 11:21 |
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There's no house, he took the house money and lost it all on camgirls/cryptocurrency/online gambling, this is an elaborate charade to put off having to tell her.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 11:34 |
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She follows him one morning, to an empty lot with no house on it. "How do you always catch me," he says.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 11:46 |
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FMguru posted:It sometimes takes a while for consequences to arrive, but they do arrive. And a lovely spine to read first thing this morning, too!
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Jabor posted:There's no house, he took the house money and lost it all on camgirls/cryptocurrency/online gambling, this is an elaborate charade to put off having to tell her. Or got outbid, but thought he'd "make it right" through some magical thinking, but he quit his job to move to Maine, so now he can't get a mortgage and they're not moving into the 2019 built house, or any other house.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 12:21 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:He's falling in love and his wife can tell. She's scared he's going to leave her, and hell, he might. This teenage drama is lame but the last paragraph reminded me of my wife’s cousin who once pontificated at length at how Hamilton was bad because all the black actors playing white historical figures was inaccurate and likely to be confusing to the average viewer. It remains to this day one of the dumbest things I have ever heard spoken aloud and likely will be for the rest of my life.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 12:41 |
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So I read this and yeah. I [23f] created a 1:1 scale puppet version of my boyfriend [22m] and showed it to him during foreplay as a joke. Now he hasn’t texted me in 12 hours and I’m starting to get worried. How do I get him to text me back? quote:
Now you read it too.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 12:52 |
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I’m sure the height of doppelgänger puppet is the issue.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 12:58 |
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Honestly if after six months of dating somebody made a cute little puppet of me I'd think "oh that's cute" but if it was life sized I would not like that Edit: titty_baby_ posted:I have zero emotional connection with this person I have sex with and vibe with and get heartfelt gifts for I mean I don't think this is out of bounds for friendship but the dude definitely has something going on
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Ominous Jazz posted:Honestly if after six months of dating somebody made a cute little puppet of me I'd think "oh that's cute" but if it was life sized I would not like that Bigger than life sized! lol
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 13:27 |
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there are so many reasons a felt life-sized doppleganger created for a one-off joke to interrupt sex could be upsetting, I hope we can an update so we can learn what it was that got him. did she portray him in a way which upset him? was it the interrupting their sex twice - once cackling like a maniac and the second to do this? Was it the fact that she clearly put time and effort into what would be, to most people, a fleeting goofy thought?
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Troublemaker posted:That poor woman in Maine needs to have herself and the baby sitting in the car when the husband leaves at 5 a.m. Unless they're moving into a roofless shack with no floor, there's nothing he could be doing for 18 hours a day in an empty house. And if he is actually scrubbing the whole place down with a toothbrush or something, then she and baby can keep him company. She needs to be sitting in the car so she can drop him off and then drive the three hours back to where she has family and friends (and their other car). They can figure out how to get the car back to him, but this whole scenario is creepy and she needs to get out of dodge.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:01 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:there are so many reasons a felt life-sized doppleganger created for a one-off joke to interrupt sex could be upsetting, I hope we can an update so we can learn what it was that got him. did she portray him in a way which upset him? was it the interrupting their sex twice - once cackling like a maniac and the second to do this? Was it the fact that she clearly put time and effort into what would be, to most people, a fleeting goofy thought? Probably the part where she revealed she had made it rigid by filling it with human bones and then made him sit in the chair and as she transferred the dolls clothes onto him until the doll was fully nude then slithered back to the nuptial bed with it as it began to faintly start breathing.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:01 |
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At least she's already got a replacement lined up when he never texts her back again
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:02 |
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ah yea, the black mirror breakup. happens to the best of us.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:there are so many reasons a felt life-sized doppleganger created for a one-off joke to interrupt sex could be upsetting, I hope we can an update so we can learn what it was that got him. did she portray him in a way which upset him? was it the interrupting their sex twice - once cackling like a maniac and the second to do this? Was it the fact that she clearly put time and effort into what would be, to most people, a fleeting goofy thought? Pretty sure the height was significant, she made it half a foot taller than him and just over the magic 'six feet tall' that shorter guys obsess over online, said to call it "big john" and he seems insecure about his height. It's also just off-putting - if she made a hand puppet of him I think it would be cute, but a six foot muppet-like thing seems like a lot of work and takes up a lot of space in the room. And it doesn't seem like a good glasses-holder since I imagine it would keep falling over, which would fling the glasses to the floor.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:08 |
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How many squishmallows does she own that she can hide an entire six foot puppet underneath them?
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:15 |
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Lone Goat posted:How many squishmallows does she own that she can hide an entire six foot puppet underneath them? Given her opinion that is a normal thing to make of someone, I suppose her entire lair is squishmallows, each one a soft mimic of reality luring you in with strange comfort as she begins measuring you for her collection. Always another collection.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:17 |
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Is there a difference between a squishmallow and a stuffed animal? Is it the incantation?
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:22 |
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for commenting on my date's appearance when he was being rude? I just want to OP here for delivering this dude a five-finger-ego-death-punch. She was never going to change his mind about Females and Their Ways, nor was it her job to. Playing into it to say "sure a quality guy could do this but not a piece of poo poo like you" hits him where it hurts. Driving him from the dating pool is a win condition.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:28 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is there a difference between a squishmallow and a stuffed animal? Is it the incantation? Gelatin
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:29 |
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I guess there's always room for Jell-O.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Pretty sure the height was significant, she made it half a foot taller than him and just over the magic 'six feet tall' that shorter guys obsess over online, said to call it "big john" and he seems insecure about his height. It's also just off-putting - if she made a hand puppet of him I think it would be cute, but a six foot muppet-like thing seems like a lot of work and takes up a lot of space in the room. And it doesn't seem like a good glasses-holder since I imagine it would keep falling over, which would fling the glasses to the floor. oh absolutely, the list can go on, that's the thing. there's so much going on here. if she'd been smarter, she would've said something like, that's how tall he looks to her, she thinks of him as such a tall guy ofc she'd made this doppleganger tall. but instead, she went with calling it Big John. Making HIM Little John. oooooof.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:34 |
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Odd posted:Bigger than life sized! lol I am just going to assume better endowed too; quite a surprise to be cucked by your muppet doppelganger lol. Also I'm not sure exactly what kind of red flag it is when people use "sexytimes" and "you know what" and maybe it's some kind of acceptable reddit or prudish regional thing but ..
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:39 |
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I thought they were taking a trip to Vegas and then realized what she meant by "going to Sin City"
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:42 |
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Odd posted:
Honestly it sounds loving exhausting to be with this person. And deep down she knows people are tired of her poo poo, which is why she worries that BF doesn't actually find her funny. The silent sighs, the distant gazes, she pretends that she doesn't notice them, but she does. The puppet is just the last straw for the BF, who realised there's no loving way he could spend the rest of his life like this.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:59 |
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AITA for proving to my boyfriend the “nerds” never cared about the “popular” kids in high school?quote:My boyfriend and I (both 25) went to the same high school.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:03 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m sure the height of doppelgänger puppet is the issue. His name is Big John god drat it.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:06 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA for proving to my boyfriend the “nerds” never cared about the “popular” kids in high school? Aww, nobody watched his highschool drama like he thought, and that was his peak performance. Lol
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:07 |
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At least he's only twenty-four and learning that nobody gives a poo poo about high school. Some guys carry that around with them well into their forties.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:08 |
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R/relationships - In my best Goofy impression I said
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:12 |
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drat, Corky’s quick this morning
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is there a difference between a squishmallow and a stuffed animal? Is it the incantation? They're a specific brand/style of stuffed animal, rounded and kinda like what a marshmallow version might be like. And they use like a super-soft microfiber fabric.
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# ? May 14, 2024 12:27 |
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Oh, okay. I bought a raccoon shaped somewhat like that for a friend of mine. Forgive me for thinking it's a sex thing.
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