Post itt every time you LOL that Donald Trump is a 34x convicted felon

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Is Trumpoil what leaks out of his loose rear end?

Trump: May cause anal leakage

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:00

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Name a sewage incinerator after him. Or a waste repository

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:08

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Afakasi posted:

Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:09

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Trump gonna have to pawn his nussy at this rate

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:10

BitBasher: Jun 6, 2004; You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

A negative value trump bill. A Trump IOU. You hand it to people when you owe them money but can't pay.

A Trump Wimpy

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:14

Synesthesian Fetish: Apr 29, 2008; Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

Avirosb posted:

Trump gonna have to pawn his nussy at this rate

"You can stick your dick in it for $20"

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:14

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a $500 million bill

that way you can put it in your pocket

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:16

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Alan Smithee posted:

i dont remember who is stank and who is choad but don jr got slapped by daddy in front of his college roommates and eric...drank pink lemonade from a free water cup at in n out? Which honestly makes him relatable but also not so don jr it is

Eric Choad.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:16

lifetime supply of Pocky: Aug 19, 2003

Monica Bellucci posted:

Eric Choad.

thank you for your service

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:19

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

don junior

stank

I feel like this needs system too

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:20

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Alan Smithee posted:

don junior

stank

I feel like this needs system too

The OG Diaper Don due to drinking himself unconscious at college and pissing himself Stank.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:22

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

works

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:25

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Lookit all the schools named after Obama

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_educational_institutions_named_after_presidents_of_the_United_States

quote:

Barack & Michelle Obama Elementary School, St Paul, Minnesota

Barack & Michelle Obama Academy, Atlanta, Georgia

Barack H. Obama Magnet Elementary, Jackson, Mississippi

Barack Obama School, Pine Lawn, Missouri

Barack Obama Global Preparation Academy, Los Angeles, California

Barack Obama Leadership Academy, Detroit, Michigan

Barack Obama School of Leadership and STEM, Chicago Heights, Illinois

Barack Obama School, Maple Heights, Ohio

Barack Obama School of Career and Technical Education, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Barack Obama Learning Academy, Hazel Crest, Illinois

Barack and Michelle Obama 9th Grade Campus, Lancaster, Texas

Barack Obama Green Charter High School, Plainfield, New Jersey

Barack Obama Charter School, Willowbrook, California

Barack Obama Elementary School, Hempstead, New York

Barack Obama Elementary School, Richmond, Virginia

President Barack Obama School - Public School 34, Jersey City, New Jersey

Barack Obama Elementary School, Upper Marlboro, Maryland

The Barack Obama Academy of International Studies, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Barack Obama Male Leadership Academy, Dallas, Texas.[3]

Barack H. Obama Magnet University School, New Haven, Connecticut.[4]

Barack H. Obama Elementary Magnet School of Science and Technology, DeKalb County School District, Atlanta, Georgia

quote:

Trump

Trump University (Defunct)

Yeah that's a lol

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:27

zone: Dec 6, 2016

BitBasher posted:

A negative value trump bill. A Trump IOU. You hand it to people when you owe them money but can't pay.

A Trump Wimpy

I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a fish delite today

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:29

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Afakasi posted:

Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

You can already buy Trumpbux.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:32

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Avirosb posted:

Trump gonna have to pawn his nussy at this rate

Don�t post nussy pawn here.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:33

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

im surprised some school in a johnny reb state with the lowest rankings didn't name it after trump

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

.N U S S Y I N B I O.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:36

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Afakasi posted:

Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:36

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

has anyone told trump about the caps lock button

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:37

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

crispix posted:

has anyone told trump about the caps lock button

because the answer is always yes

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:39

notwithoutmyanus: Mar 17, 2009

Nessus posted:

Name a sewage incinerator after him. Or a waste repository

the Federal "Trump Covid Cemetary" might have a suitable ring to it.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:42

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Trump Nuclear Waste Disposal Site

That should deter future generations from trying to break in. Add a statue to be sure.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:44

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Ralph Hurley posted:

Can an image be a thread title yet?

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:47

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Oh wow, he played the TRUP card

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:47

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Increasingly becoming dependent on the Supreme Court to slide you a better deal is very Karen demanding to speak to the manager energy, like I'm sure that won't backfire at all.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:48

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Alan Smithee posted:

because the answer is always yes

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:53

Sanctum: Feb 14, 2005; Property was their religion
A church for one

I've long been out of touch with my best friend from childhood and found out today that he went full chud. Things he said to me:

"The media on both sides is lying to everyone"
"It's coming out now that covid vaccines have a lot of nasty side effects, there's tons of evidence"
"I'm not saying I support trump but I think the media is being very unfair to trump"
"I'm a huge fan of elon musk"
"All politicians on both sides are lying"
"JFK was assassinated by the deep state because he was being honest"
"Have you heard about what's going on at the border?"

Seems that a side effect of far-right brain poisoning is the belief that nothing is true, all media is lying, and no one can say for certain anything about anything. I started pushing back on the covid vaccine stuff which led to an embarrassingly drawn out deflection where I keep asking where he learned this information and he would keep weaseling out of answering me. So I go on clinicaltrials.gov and look up a completed study on adverse reactions to the moderna covid vaccine and then he's all "how can we really trust what the scientists are saying though? :shepface:

" Which just circled me back to asking whose information he was trusting. It's pointless trying to reason with these people.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:03

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

MAGA is the Kpop of the political world

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:05

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

people like kpop outside of korea

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:06

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

people like donald trump outside of america

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:07

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

Toxic Mental posted:

people like donald trump outside of america

Knowing this is true breaks my brain just a little bit every day

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:10

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Toxic Mental posted:

people like donald trump outside of america

My father being one of them.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:12

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

Toxic Mental posted:

MAGA is the Kpop of the political world

engineered to appeal to foreigners?

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:15

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

Alan Smithee posted:

don junior

stank

I feel like this needs system too

Don JunioR STank

Alphabet, easy peasy

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:19

Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

Toxic Mental posted:

people like donald trump outside of america

Back in 2016 it was hilarious to see how badly the US elections were bombing, what should have been a Bush vs. Clinton dynasty competition ended by both losing to a TV-reality star, a buffoon, and a failed frozen steaks salesman.

It was funny for a while, but some people stared too long into the abyss and completely lifted off from the reality, actually starting to believe the known village idiot who got the crown.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:21

Willatron: Sep 22, 2009

Monica Bellucci posted:

My father being one of them.

Solidarity among children of non-American dads who love Donald Trump for some loving reason

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:27

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Willatron posted:

for some loving reason

Racism. It's always been racism. It's never not racism, nor is it ever more complicated than racism.

It does not have to be more complicated than racism.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:31

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Sanctum posted:

I've long been out of touch with my best friend from childhood and found out today that he went full chud. Things he said to me:

"The media on both sides is lying to everyone"

"It's coming out now that covid vaccines have a lot of nasty side effects, there's tons of evidence"

"I'm not saying I support trump but I think the media is being very unfair to trump"

"I'm a huge fan of elon musk"

"All politicians on both sides are lying"

"JFK was assassinated by the deep state because he was being honest"

"Have you heard about what's going on at the border?"

Seems that a side effect of far-right brain poisoning is the belief that nothing is true, all media is lying, and no one can say for certain anything about anything. I started pushing back on the covid vaccine stuff which led to an embarrassingly drawn out deflection where I keep asking where he learned this information and he would keep weaseling out of answering me. So I go on clinicaltrials.gov and look up a completed study on adverse reactions to the moderna covid vaccine and then he's all "how can we really trust what the scientists are saying though? " Which just circled me back to asking whose information he was trusting. It's pointless trying to reason with these people.

my grandmother is doing the same thing but she also never is willing to admit who she is trusting

The backlash to alex jones has had a lot of great effects but people not being willing to admit they watch him or his peers anymore means they just do this when pressed and it's loving annoying

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Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Alan Smithee posted:

don junior

stank

I feel like this needs system too

Jr is the second of his line.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:33

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