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it was like the last scene of Signs, it all came together in that moment
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bedpan posted:As I recall, things unfolded like this: edc nasa goon is a hero! luckily it is only by luck that he did not become a martyr
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Best Friends posted:I hope every single item he had proved integral to kicking out the rapist. And it was on short notice. So thank God he had it all with him. Conversely if none of it proved useful at all would also be funny
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Carthag Tuek posted:edc nasa goon is a hero! luckily it is only by luck that he did not become a martyr martyr's inventory
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Milo and POTUS posted:Conversely if none of it proved useful at all would also be funny
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Ruffian Price posted:
Goons ritually laying out their EDC in front of piece of the NASA polo framed in gold, lighting some incense, then putting on their combo pistol and Leatherman holster
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https://x.com/depthsofwiki/status/1771343011919614443?s=20
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quote:In 2013, Geoffrey Sant in Salon described it as the "Worst Joke in Legal History", claiming the title over seven other contenders including Don West's knock-knock joke during the trial of George Zimmerman.[33] Sant refers to the joke's deployment, in the high-profile context of Roe, as "spoiled icing on the collapsed cake",[34] and cites one law blogger who refers to it as the worst joke of all time outright.[35] Sant's characterization has since been repeated in a New York Times obituary of Weddington;[36] in The Independent,[37] SCOTUSblog,[38] The Washington Post,[39] and the blog of the National Constitution Center;[5] and by Becca Andrews in the book No Choice.[40] Janet S. Kole in the ABA Journal differs somewhat, holding that the worst legal joke is another of Sant's picks, a Supreme Court litigator who in Glickman v. Wileman Brothers & Elliott, Inc. told Justice Scalia "you don't want to give your wife diarrhea" by buying green plums.[41]
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Ruffian Price posted:
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good lordquote:The all-time champion of inappropriate courtroom humor appears to a former judge in Maryland, Bruce Lamdin, who behaved like a meaner version of Michael Scott, the boss from The Office. Lamdin was suspended thirty days without pay in 2008 for rude jokes, including telling motorists from Pennsylvania, Whats the big rush to get back to Pennsylvania? Its an ugly state. When a landlord testified that her tenants child had called her a bitch, the judge retorted, Im sure that wasnt the first time someone called you a bitch. Responding to a mother with a crying baby, he declared: If she only knew how much I hate kids, she would not have brought that kid in here today. Riffing on his child-hatred theme, Lamdin then mused to his courtroom that we [already] confiscate cell phones and we put the cell phones in plastic bags and send them down to Annapolis. I suggested maybe we ought to do the same with children except poke holes in the bag. . . . We ordered some plastic bags about five feet tall but they havent been they havent come in yet.
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shackleford posted:good lord he spoke the truth, and they hated him for it
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 16:48 |
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Yeah calling a landlord a bitch primed me to be very sympathetic to the judge
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 17:36 |
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it looks like he went after everyone to the extent that he sometimes got it right by accident.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 18:04 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it looks like he went after everyone to the extent that he sometimes got it right by accident. Reminds me of that ALAB episode where they talk about damages and race weighting where the judge gets real impressed when the lawyer asks opposing counsel how do you know hes black and then turns around and makes a bar complaint against the same lawyer for exorbitant fees
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https://twitter.com/InsaneMomentsNZ/status/1771381341151797708
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is that a wizards hat
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https://x.com/dril/status/575121631846227968?s=20
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 04:20 |
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Everything I hear about Corbyn makes me like him more.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 11:15 |
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yeah, corbyn is a real decent guy and that was the problem
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Spergin Morlock posted:the barbershop guys supporting Liz Warren. in a barbershop with carpet on the floor and a DVD stuck to the wall https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7jnmb/we-talked-to-the-host-accused-of-doing-satanic-rituals-in-his-airbnb
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Cerebral Bore posted:yeah, corbyn is a real decent guy and that was the problem Yeah, the only type of politician I still want is a complete rear end in a top hat who is on my side. Decency gets you nothing.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Everything I hear about Corbyn makes me like him more. It's such a funny thing to do too
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The Leck posted:the guy who organized the barbershop photo shoot also stayed at the satanic Airbnb iirc this guy then went on to work in the sanders campaign
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 15:26 |
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It's a wonder he lost considering he surrounded himself with such an army of winners
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bedpan posted:iirc this guy then went on to work in the sanders campaign Are you sure? The timing between South Carolina and Bernie dropping out is pretty tight, especially if he waited until Lyin Liz dropped to make the move. I could believe it, but its a pretty small window
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Are you sure? The timing between South Carolina and Bernie dropping out is pretty tight, especially if he waited until Lyin Liz dropped to make the move. I could believe it, but its a pretty small window to tell you the truth, no. I could be confusing him with some other insider wrecker who ended the season on the Bernie campaign because of Bernie's affinity for dead-eyed ladder climbers.
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Animal-Mother posted:Saw a Nader '96 bumper sticker in the wild today, lol i had a re-elect jimmy carter 1980 sticker on my old truck
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Covfefe
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Peanut President posted:i had a re-elect jimmy carter 1980 sticker on my old truck username/post combo also jimmy carter was such an enormous sack of poo poo
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 16:26 |
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Jimmy Carter had a Jeb!
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bedpan posted:username/post combo yes he was, god bless him
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 16:29 |
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I mean look at this loving goober:
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I mean look at this loving goober: Brother Billy has both guns drawn He ain't been right since Vietnam
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In that same vein, Bill Clinton's embarrassing brother.
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Animal-Mother posted:In that same vein, Bill Clinton's embarrassing brother. and his embarrassing wife
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 16:34 |
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Meet Larry birds repulsive wife
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bedpan posted:Meet Larry birds repulsive wife
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Animal-Mother posted:In that same vein, Bill Clinton's embarrassing brother. Legit had no idea clinton had a brother until just now
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his secret service nickname was "headache"
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