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Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Some Yakuza punks tried to shake down some Homeless man right in the middle of the street and I kicked all of their asses with wrestling moves and making them eat boxes of nails. Does anybody here know if Evangelion is any good?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dongicus posted:

Some Yakuza punks tried to shake down some Homeless man right in the middle of the street and I kicked all of their asses with wrestling moves and making them eat boxes of nails. Does anybody here know if Evangelion is any good?

Congratulations.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Dongicus posted:

Some Yakuza punks tried to shake down some Homeless man right in the middle of the street and I kicked all of their asses with wrestling moves and making them eat boxes of nails. Does anybody here know if Evangelion is any good?

Kiryu would not ask if evangelion was any good. The homeless dude he saved would just start hyping it up 5 minutes after almost dying and Kiryu would get roped into giving it a shot

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Yeah I remember seeing that cancer thing and going "hmm that seems suspicious" but this was before TheDarkId so I didn't say anything.

He claimed to be Ashkenazi French as Edgar Allen Ho as well.

soviet elsa posted:

I studied Egyptology in university, and did two semesters in the titular country. It should have been easy. My entire family is Egyptian. I've been back and forth many times. My native tongue is Egyptian Arabic. Probably rusty or Americanized but it's there, no problems.

Except whoops, my stupid American rear end at 19 did not yet know that you pretty much need to read German for a lot of books. Here I am, sitting in school bright-eyed and excited, my two languages being the native one and the global master tongue. But the Reich strikes back, again. We are sitting here in Egypt Class in Eskandareyya, Egypt, maybe most or at worst second-most famous city, and I gotta learn German now? Not something cool like hieroglyphs, loving German. Maaaannnnn

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
every few weeks it turns out that in some megathread goons have been hanging on every word of a repellant weasel who got himself in way too deep and is now trying to pull the big c cord

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Sitting in my Egypt class here in Egypt.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gently caress it im just finna start lying to everyone for fun too

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lol

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Kiryu would not ask if evangelion was any good. The homeless dude he saved would just start hyping it up 5 minutes after almost dying and Kiryu would get roped into giving it a shot

"Hmm I'm starting to see the appeal"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Eskandareyya is, incidentally, the way nobody on God's green flat Earth spells Alexandria.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Sat down and ordered the entire menu of New York Style Hot-dog.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Terminal cancer survivor, porno actor, pregnant woman...a person of many talents

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
lol at everything

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lol that it was true.

Super Librarian
Jan 4, 2005

lmao

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014


You called this a few days ago iirc, what made you suspect it? or was it already suggested in another thread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if only my parents uhhh what are egyptian things a mummy and a pharaoh warned me about pyramids class

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Starting to wonder if I have fictional terminal cancer too

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dandywalken posted:

You called this a few days ago iirc, what made you suspect it? or was it already suggested in another thread

Their weird manic tone and obnoxious way of inserting themselves into discussions was a pretty big giveaway. I knew soviet elsa reminded me of another poster I found incredibly annoying but I didn't make the connection until Fajita Queen pointed it out.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Dandywalken posted:

You called this a few days ago iirc, what made you suspect it? or was it already suggested in another thread

Another goon who wishes to remain anonymous at this time told me their suspicions. Them posting like an old regular in a bunch of threads with their recent regdate made it an obvious rereg and then it was just looking at who got banned shortly before then and comparing post histories.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

Starting to wonder if I have fictional terminal cancer too

We all do from posting on this site.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Lol

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
What a pleasant surprise.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!

ArfJason posted:

i want to say something with a similar result but a different perpetrator but itll result in me getting banned. farewell

lol

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!

lol cool is there anyn subforum this hasnt happened in at this point. it happened in games at least twice

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

his wife borat lol

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

fun hater posted:

seb sucks for not even bothering to check lol

seems to be a pattern w/them

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Welcome to the Something Awful Forums
ZERO DAYS since last FAKE GOON CANCER DRAMA

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Al! posted:

every few weeks it turns out that in some megathread goons have been hanging on every word of a repellant weasel who got himself in way too deep and is now trying to pull the big c cord

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

fun hater posted:

seb sucks for not even bothering to check lol

alt check on him lol

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just so you all know it got funny enough

Make this the new thread title please

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmfao I love this place

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Dongicus posted:

alt check on him lol

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

Shinjobi posted:

Starting to wonder if I have fictional terminal cancer too

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Shinjobi posted:

Starting to wonder if I have fictional terminal cancer too

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Kiryu would not ask if evangelion was any good. The homeless dude he saved would just start hyping it up 5 minutes after almost dying and Kiryu would get roped into giving it a shot

I feel like at least one plot thread in Yakuza games has had very EVA vibes and Kiryu would probably pick up on it, there is a running theme of how much it sucks to force your kid into a job they're not at all prepared or suited for

Also from what I've seen Infinite Wealth also has a shitton of nickel and dime DLC that appears to be just basically buying a bunch of early game resources that you can probably get in five minutes if you have the slightest idea what you're doing anyway? I get the feeling that's exactly what they'd do if there was a publisher mandate for DLC and the devs maliciously complied.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Dongicus posted:

Some Yakuza punks tried to shake down some Homeless man right in the middle of the street and I kicked all of their asses with wrestling moves and making them eat boxes of nails. Does anybody here know if Evangelion is any good?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just so you all know it got funny enough

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
discarding my old identity and changing myself into a russian lesbian but im unable to stop posting about maps and warhammer

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

discarding my old identity and changing myself into a russian lesbian but im unable to stop posting about maps and warhammer

yeah, a russian lesbian

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