Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Not sure I could ever successfully rereg outside of the few jokey ones I already have, on account of posting about what videogames I'm playing all the time

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

discarding my old identity and changing myself into a russian lesbian but im unable to stop posting about maps and warhammer

The Saddest Rereg

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
I think these chronic liars straight up get bored of their old lies eventually and have to introduce new characters to the cast. There's new daughters, new wives, you kill off your old main character with super cancer so that you ARE the wife next time, etc.

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
it is no harder than punching numbers into a screen for a man to change his face. and now a man must go, only to return later pretending to be someone else.

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

mycot posted:

I think these chronic liars straight up get bored of their old lies eventually and have to introduce new characters to the cast. There's new daughters, new wives, you kill off your old main character with super cancer so that you ARE the wife next time, etc.

Look at me. I am The Wife now

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
the character of man with porn wife was a flop with audiences and was killed off

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









fun hater posted:

the character of man with porn wife was a flop with audiences and was killed off

By cancer, the cruelest of all imaginary deaths

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

having a mild panic attack at where to set the "gay <------------------> straight" slider in the new account creation screen

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Good soup! posted:

having a mild panic attack at where to set the "gay <------------------> straight" slider in the new account creation screen

Set it to gay because straights are the worst hand type

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

discarding my old identity and changing myself into a russian lesbian but im unable to stop posting about maps and warhammer

Russian Egyptian-American Arabic-speaking pregnant lesbian studying Egyptology.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Russian Egyptian-American Arabic-speaking pregnant lesbian studying Egyptology.

/

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

lmao

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmfao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Searched for posts which meet the following criteria:
Posted by user (name=Edgar Allen Ho; uid=220698)
Text contains the phrase 'my wife'
Showing results 31 to 40 of 199 results. Query took 0.50 seconds to complete.

EDIT:
We have dead badass soldier cousin:

vintagepurple posted:

This thread is literally the worst thread I've ever read. At least the grrm bad thread is about something popular and common'y talked about, that's reasonable. You can't escape Westeros. These books are niche to fantasy geeks and no one you talk to irl will have heard of rothfuss unless they're even bigger a geek than you. Jesus at least focus your undying hate on sentator orrin hatch or kim iong un or someone doing, you know, actual harm.

And damaged war poster, I wish the iraqi bullet that took my cousin took you instead, at least he brought good poo poo to the world instead of thousands and thousands of words about paddy rothfuss being fat and lame

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 05:41 on Mar 24, 2024

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Searched for posts which meet the following criteria:
Posted by user (name=Edgar Allen Ho; uid=220698)
Text contains the phrase 'my wife'
Showing results 31 to 40 of 199 results. Query took 0.50 seconds to complete.

EDIT:
We have dead badass soldier cousin:

looking at that rap sheet, seeing a probe for making a weird post about my imaginary gf. suddenly flooded with memories... rahm...

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
In order to ascertain cancer status, all posters are now required to provide a doctor's note that describes and confirms their current cancer level. You can disable the visibility of your cancer status in your user settings. Note: admins will still be able to see your cancer status regardless.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

sometimes you need a wife who follows sports way more thann you & gets hella mad every few weeks bc of them.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

discarding my old identity and changing myself into a russian lesbian but im unable to stop posting about maps and warhammer

i became a lesbian who posts about maps and wrestling, which is warhammer but without figurines. mad?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Radia posted:

i became a lesbian who posts about maps and wrestling, which is warhammer but without figurines. mad?

who is your favorite wrestler and why is it danhausen

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

who is your favorite wrestler and why is it danhausen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkmYI_cNnCY
what on EARTH could danhausen have on this

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Radia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkmYI_cNnCY
what on EARTH could danhausen have on this

lol wrestling is gay (cool) as hell

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
:hai:

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just so you all know it got funny enough

lol nobody (everybody) saw this coming!

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Russian Egyptian-American Arabic-speaking pregnant lesbian studying Egyptology.

but who knows a lot about des moines, for reasons that shall be explained shortly.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Cranappleberry posted:

Look at me. I am The Wife now

History will remember us as wives

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Radia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkmYI_cNnCY
what on EARTH could danhausen have on this

Holy poo poo I need to start watching wrestling

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Russian Egyptian-American Arabic-speaking pregnant lesbian studying Egyptology.

NoiseAnnoys posted:

but who knows a lot about des moines, for reasons that shall be explained shortly.

soviet elsa posted:

I mean, observant Jew here

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Sounds like the sidekick dj on the Jeff and koos morning show

Probably does traffic and occasionally man on the street gags

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

iwentdoodie posted:

Sounds like the sidekick dj on the Jeff and koos morning show

Probably does traffic and occasionally man on the street gags

our very own in-house bababooey.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lol

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
You'd think if you were going to do something like this you'd at least craft a consistent identity and backstory you can use.

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

HopperUK posted:

You'd think if you were going to do something like this you'd at least craft a consistent identity and backstory you can use.

poor tradecraft. That's the problem here.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
There are like 15 actual goons and the rest are just weirdo rereg personas.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
This is one of those things I have no comprehension for

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

sebmojo posted:

By cancer, the cruelest of all imaginary deaths

dont talk to me, thank you

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Leal posted:



Game rules

Found this pawn again out in the wild



Rules that they remember you

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
I remember EAH making a post about being a narcissist that seemed to me like the only honest thing they were posting at the time.

It might explain the rest of it at least.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009


reading this as the TF2 engineer

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply