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John Wick of Dogs posted:Leola Root Beer - it tastes like poo poo. Better than Barq's Personally I like to end my shift maintaining the warp core with a chilled flaming Dr. Phlox.
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Hollismason posted:I just feel like Sisko would have kept his word about drinking bloodwine on Cardassia. Like he'd probably say " I don't like it" but he'd still drink. "I can live with it."
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galagazombie posted:Bloodwine is probably made by fermenting the crazy rear end blood of some crazy rear end space monster. It’s not considered “legitimate” Bloodwine unless the guy who brews it hunted down and slayed the beast himself. Trying to farm the space monster instead of hunting it is considered to be without honor, and trying to pass off such illegitimate Bloodwine to guests will result in several vendettas. It's just Klingons, they name all their poo poo like that to sound tough. Bloodwine is just fermented from Blood berries. Also, it's not Bloodwine unless it comes from the blood region of BloodFrance. Otherwise it's just crimson juice.
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if bloodwine gets them drunk and there's plenty of it, who gives a poo poo about authenticity?
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Would have loved an episode where Worf goes to Klingonia and meets a bunch of ordinary Klingons who don't give a poo poo about all that honour crap. Like, he meets a greengrocer who tells him normal Klingons think the military types are loving idiots and laugh at them. There's a popular TV show that's just a Curb Your Enthusiasm but with the honour obsessed main character getting into ever more ridiculous situations and it ends with his wife turning to the camera and going, "Oh, not again!" as she drags him away from trying to stab some random bloke he thinks insulted his honour.
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Bloodwine comes in kegs and, rarely, in vintaged bottles. A keg is usually enough for a small get together or celebration, but multiple kegs get tapped in the big ones. A bottle will be shared with a person or two, but crushing multiple bottles by yourself gets you hammered. In a drinking contest going mug for mug, it takes about 5 or 6 liters for an expert contestant to tap out and puke. My theory is that it is the exact same intoxicating potential as non-blood wine (around 15% ABV, give or take non-ethanol substances); it's very sweet AND smoky like scotch per the massive hangovers; it gets slightly stronger with age; and also eating a good high-protein meal with it (like gagh) is recommended. Kanar is just fernet refermented with varying amounts of Karo dark corn syrup
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Yeah, Quark, I heard you got some of that...... (Romulan Ale...)
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I bet Quark can get you that good Four Loko and original Surge.
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Quark gets in a batch of illegal McDonald's szechuan sauce, and Odo's security team has to break up a bar brawl between humans obsessed with early 21st century consumer culture.
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davidspackage posted:Quark gets in a batch of illegal McDonald's szechuan sauce, and Odo's security team has to break up a bar brawl between humans obsessed with early 21st century consumer culture. *Tom Paris shows up.... for some reason
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Mar 24, 2024 14:07
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Worf (to Jadzia): I do not understand this "Pickle Rick." He is without honor
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davidspackage posted:Quark gets in a batch of illegal McDonald's szechuan sauce, and Odo's security team has to break up a bar brawl between humans obsessed with early 21st century consumer culture. It was just repackaged yamok sauce the whole.time
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That would so be me. 1.) Get big paycheck from new job. 2.) Spend pay on thing that makes me almost lose that job.
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Mar 24, 2024 14:44
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His dart skills came from 1000 hours of stealth archery
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:It was just repackaged yamok sauce the whole.time Odo now charging Quark for selling fake Szechuan Sauce
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I definitely would like to hear this interview. edit: Oh poo poo Keiko is in 3 Body Problem Hollismason fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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Soul Dentist posted:Bloodwine comes in kegs and, rarely, in vintaged bottles. A keg is usually enough for a small get together or celebration, but multiple kegs get tapped in the big ones. A bottle will be shared with a person or two, but crushing multiple bottles by yourself gets you hammered. In a drinking contest going mug for mug, it takes about 5 or 6 liters for an expert contestant to tap out and puke. Klingons only have like 1/3 the alcohol-metabolizing capacity of humans, but every time someone tries explaining this to Worf he flies into a blind rage and punches them until they get detached retinas so they've all learned to just humor them about their booze. e: Remember how Worf insisted on eating only Klingon food growing up, and prune juice was a revelation to him? I bet a good rye or bourbon would blow his mind McSpanky fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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I don't think Worf ever says he only ate Klingon food growing up. In fact its shown multiple times that Worf eats regular human food. When that Klingon came aboard during the officer exchange he even commented on how could Worf stand this human food.
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When Worf's parents were chatting with Guinan in "Family" they talk about how kid Worf insisted on having only Klingon food, although yeah he clearly had to have had enough human food at some point to at least learn to tolerate it.
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He probably had a lot of earth food at the academy.
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McSpanky posted:When Worf's parents were chatting with Guinan in "Family" they talk about how kid Worf insisted on having only Klingon food, although yeah he clearly had to have had enough human food at some point to at least learn to tolerate it. Why yes, my son, these are, uh, egg pods from a deadly Totinor, a true warrior's snack! ::hides bag of pizza rolls::
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First of May posted:Why yes, my son, these are, uh, egg pods from a deadly Totinor, a true warrior's snack! ::hides bag of pizza rolls::  "Warriors who don't finish their broccoli don't enter Sto-vo-kor!"
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:He probably had a lot of earth food at the academy. My gosh, imagine campus food services. How many different foods do you have to prepare for each meal?
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There’s a lot of fun to be had with a series of “Young Worf” webisodes. Young Worf: “But Mooooooooom, if the other kids see me with this pink lunchbox they won’t think I’m a warrior who travels the path of blood! Mrs Rozhenko: *rolls eyes*
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McSpanky posted:When Worf's parents were chatting with Guinan in "Family" they talk about how kid Worf insisted on having only Klingon food, although yeah he clearly had to have had enough human food at some point to at least learn to tolerate it. He'd have a plain plate of noodles with a little bit but of butter
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The stories of all the kids he killed by accident that his parents didn't tell him about
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Crudite is a warrior's appetizer.
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Actual Satan posted:His dart skills came from 1000 hours of stealth archery It was Daggerfall so that was dogshit. He was probably spamming a dozen spells in half a second and levitating everywhere.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It was Daggerfall so that was dogshit. He was probably clipping through the dungeon floor and dying repeatedly in the first dungeon to ghosts immune to all physical damage
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redshirt posted:I would LOVE to have some deep dives into Klingon society. They are not all dumbass warriors. There are scientists, engineers, lunch ladys, etc. A whole dang society of Klingons in fact! accounts payable is without honor! accounts receivable with be triumphant!!
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naem posted:accounts payable is without honor! accounts receivable with be triumphant!! You dare say my study on gravity is nonsense?! YOU ARE WITHOUT HONOR, OR PROOF! I was peer-reviewed by the Federation themselves, and hailed a true scientist as they could not find fault in their battle to refute my work. You are a disgrace to the Kohledge of Kahless!
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Today is a good day to die. *scrubs persistently at stain on the floor*
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It is a good day to fry! * Drops basket of french fries into oil *
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*drops out of warp* enterPRISE motherfucka aww I messed that up didn't I
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Do u think there are prob some Klingons that read the Bible out of curiosity and now are Christian. U know some of these aliens got into the Christianity thing
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is jesus without honour?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:is jesus without honour? You must not have read the gospels in the original Klingon. Let me tell you what actually happened at Golgotha *stretches arms*
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Non Compos Mentis posted:is jesus without honour? Jesus on Good Friday: "Today is a good day to die."
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and lo jesus said qapla'!
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