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welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

Lol

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh God, they're gonna try to post through it.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Plant MONSTER. posted:

You're full of poo poo gently caress you

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

good

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Russian Egyptian-American Arabic-speaking pregnant lesbian studying Egyptology.


also lmao still funny third time around

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012


I don't care and hope they enjoy chatting about their wwII show

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Leal posted:

Found this pawn again out in the wild



Rules that they remember you

Is the game having a bunch of schmucks with no real will of their own as weird to people who have played the game as it sounds to me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Famethrowa posted:

I don't care and hope they enjoy chatting about their wwII show

I'm not gonna barge into that thread or anything I just think it's gonna be funny when they inevitably get called out.

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Is the game having a bunch of schmucks with no real will of their own as weird to people who have played the game as it sounds to me

There's plot about it, just like there was plot about it in the first one. The writers and head devs didn't just create that concept and then not do anything with it.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Is the game having a bunch of schmucks with no real will of their own as weird to people who have played the game as it sounds to me

Eh, its a living!

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Is the game having a bunch of schmucks with no real will of their own as weird to people who have played the game as it sounds to me

I think they’re like… echoes of people from other realities basically? They only really have a personality of sorts when an Arisen (player character) is around to anchor them.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Is the game having a bunch of schmucks with no real will of their own as weird to people who have played the game as it sounds to me

they're called pawns

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

this mfer just went and said the p-word

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
everyone says pawn

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Cuttlefush posted:

everyone says pawn

that’s their word. it’s not for them to educate you.

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


I think it's mod tyranny that they looked up this guy's alt history just because it was "funny enough". Disgusting. Is privacy and free speech not a right? Who among us has not had a hot Kazakhstan wife who they make porn with? Are we suddenly just "not allowed" to weave elaborate lies about battling both an unspecified but definitely turbo terminal kind of cancer AND hordes of russian spy nazis on our lawn,

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh?

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


To be excruciatingly clear if it wasn't obvious from the 'battling both turbo cancer and nazis' I am joking and I think compulsive liars are reprehensible :negative:

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
never ever explain

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

TheSwizzler posted:

never ever explain

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

TheSwizzler posted:

never ever explain

explaining is endorsing

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


I mostly feel like a dipshit for defending it in the first place

Tiny Myers posted:

I feel like if you have suspicions someone is a rereg or something maybe you should ask the admins about it privately instead of making potential false accusations against a pregnant woman about to give birth in a thread with a bunch of eyeballs on it

Like what are the chances some random heavily pregnant woman is going to register and immediately start posting in a bunch of the same places as a dude who just got banned


that said I feel like the original poster still erred in simply calling him the "Fucks His Wife guy" and not "Very Loudly Brags About Making Definitely-Real Porn With His Definitely-Real Russian Wife guy" because that was extremely good context

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

TheSwizzler posted:

never ever explain

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Tiny Myers posted:

To be excruciatingly clear if it wasn't obvious from the 'battling both turbo cancer and nazis' I am joking and I think compulsive liars are reprehensible :negative:

grateful for the explanation

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh, oh wow man

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

so let me get this straight......

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Tiny Myers posted:


Like what are the chances some random heavily pregnant woman is going to register and immediately start posting in a bunch of the same places as a dude who just got banned

idk, pretty good?

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Cuttlefush posted:

they're called pawns
they're called jawns

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ok turns out i dont give a poo poo

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Tiny Myers posted:

I mostly feel like a dipshit for defending it in the first place

Like what are the chances some random heavily pregnant woman is going to register and immediately start posting in a bunch of the same places as a dude who just got banned


that said I feel like the original poster still erred in simply calling him the "Fucks His Wife guy" and not "Very Loudly Brags About Making Definitely-Real Porn With His Definitely-Real Russian Wife guy" because that was extremely good context

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Martman posted:

they're called jawns

Dragon’s Wawa

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
I’m personally rooting for the pregnant wife guy. I hope he makes it.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Tiny Myers posted:

I mostly feel like a dipshit for defending it in the first place

Like what are the chances some random heavily pregnant woman is going to register and immediately start posting in a bunch of the same places as a dude who just got banned


that said I feel like the original poster still erred in simply calling him the "Fucks His Wife guy" and not "Very Loudly Brags About Making Definitely-Real Porn With His Definitely-Real Russian Wife guy" because that was extremely good context

You should preface all your attempts at jokes with closing your browser or the app on your phone

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
me pregnant meth wife

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
bruce wayne posting about his hot arabic wife

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


Spanish Manlove posted:

You should preface all your attempts at jokes with closing your browser or the app on your phone

I did but it keeps reopening :(

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Why are the mods punishing people just for being a hot lesbian pregnant Egyptian Russian wife?

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