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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Probably already been posted, but I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on this website tomorrow https://payupdonald.com/

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I thought that too but no it's a totally different lady!

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Propaganda Hour posted:

Probably already been posted, but I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on this website tomorrow https://payupdonald.com/

oh there we go, a more accurate countdown (hopefully)

thanks for posting this site, did not know it existed

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Rashida Jones from Parks and Recreation?

Different Rashida Jones, I had to check myself.

Efb

Her dad is music producer Quincy Jones BTW. He's got like two dozen Grammies.

deoju fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Mar 25, 2024

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


You mean like, the one from season 3 of the office?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

redshirt posted:

Monday is gonna be a day

today is gonna be the day
that they’re gonna take it all from you

by now, you should have known how
to pay it off but you choke

I do believe that everybody
is laughing at you now, Donald Trump

And all the golf courses empty and winding
And all the skyscrapers dark and binding
There are many things that I’d like to say to you
And I sure know how (lol)

Because Donnie
Today is gonna be a lol day
And after all
You never built that wall

TheKub
May 11, 2006

Happy Donald J Trump Asset Forfeiture Day Eve! Don't forget to set out a plate of fish delights and a diet coke for Saint Trumbo the Poor

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Rashida Jones from Parks and Recreation?

No


John Wick of Dogs posted:

the one from season 3 of the office?

Yes

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


A woman in a business setting not bringing the coffee?
A man with longish hair?
I see no crucifixes, or Trump posters.

This is clearly a false flag operation psyop designed by Taylor Swift and her Jewish Liberal overlords. DO NOT FALL FOR IT MY true CONSERVATIVE BROTHERS!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fishmasher posted:

If he won the 1.1 billion Powerball, it says the lump sum payout would = 525.8 million.

Federal taxes would bring it down to $331,295,812.

Still not enough.

broke: "be a surety for my bond"
woke: "if everyone in america bought me lotto ticket (with whales contributing more proportionally) that will surely guarantee the win!"

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Doing business the white way.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

deoju posted:

Different Rashida Jones, I had to check myself.

Efb

Her dad is music producer Quincy Jones BTW. He's got like two dozen Grammies.

Also her mom is Peggy Lipton from twin peaks

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://www.ft.com/content/18875a3a-77b9-450a-a0f5-5d1f329debee

quote:

Some exceptions apply: Trump, for example, would be permitted to keep “one motor vehicle not exceeding four thousand dollars in value”, and any bibles he may own.

Lollin thinking about Tormb being driven to a rally in a 2010 Hyundai Sonata.

Lollin about Trimb having A bible.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

ComfyPants posted:

https://www.ft.com/content/18875a3a-77b9-450a-a0f5-5d1f329debee

Lollin thinking about Tormb being driven to a rally in a 2010 Hyundai Sonata.

Lollin about Trimb having A bible.

:lmao: :chaostrump: is so hosed

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

ComfyPants posted:

https://www.ft.com/content/18875a3a-77b9-450a-a0f5-5d1f329debee

Lollin thinking about Tormb being driven to a rally in a 2010 Hyundai Sonata.

Lollin about Trimb having A bible.

can someone please violate this paywall for the rest of us losers?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nooner posted:

When THE DRUGS ARE WEARING OFF

Kimberly Fentanylfoil

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Silly Burrito posted:

Addams Family Reboot looks pretty lovely to me y'all

naw her cousin It is spot on when she doesn't part the hair

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Rashida Jones from Parks and Recreation?

I know it’s old hat to say goons are faceblind


But goddamn

ob21
Aug 21, 2017

Stefan Prodan posted:

Also her mom is Peggy Lipton from twin peaks

...and The Mod Squad, a real beauty...

Aragosta
May 12, 2001

hiding in plain sight

Junk posted:

can someone please violate this paywall for the rest of us losers?

Paywall bypass https://archive.is/0EJW3

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Wait…. In what world does a hand job cost more than a blow job?! :confused:

It's a Hunter job

alpaca diseases posted:

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a NJ

gonna need to pay me more to move to NJ

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Rashida Jones from Parks and Recreation?

A show that treated me VERY UNFAIRLY and so its numbers are DYING tremendously fast

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

Chunderbirds Are No

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Bobcats posted:

Chunderbirds Are No

If Donald Trump called International Rescue, they'd put him through to voice mail.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Alan Smithee posted:

Kimberly Fentanylfoil

Joe biden's policies are so bad that now we even have fentanyl zombies at Mar-a-Lago, folks. :sad:

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

why is she dressed like that

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

why is she dressed like that

he's auctioning her off

for the family

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ob21 posted:

...and The Mod Squad, a real beauty...

Probably the most beautiful woman on Twin Peaks, a show which mostly just had absolute bombshells in the female parts (yeah I'm looking at you Log Lady)

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007


shes got the same rigging as a Dragon Age character model

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody lol that Trump is poor
I'm lollin' as hard as I can here!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Renreeja posted:

shes got the same rigging as a Dragon Age character model

Lmao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Renreeja posted:

shes got the same rigging as a Dragon Age character model

*Skyrim

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Was that dress really $60 at Walmart?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Was that dress really $60 at Walmart?

We'll find out when James auctions it off

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


Steve Tyler nooooo

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007




Kimberly Guilfoyle has pussy shame. She covers up her pussy so she doesn't get shamed. She knows she is a weak, sinful woman.

Donald Trump has pussy confidence. He valiantly points his pussy to the world. He doesn't fear getting hurt because he knows he is strong.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Onkel Hedwig posted:



Kimberly Guilfoyle has pussy shame. She covers up her pussy so she doesn't get shamed. She knows she is a weak, sinful woman.

Donald Trump has pussy confidence. He valiantly points his pussy to the world. He doesn't fear getting hurt because he knows he is strong.

:sickos:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

priznat posted:

I thought that too but no it's a totally different lady!

Even more confusing is news about Alex Jones.
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/lifestyle/a37593467/alex-jones-son-first-day-of-school/

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Onkel Hedwig posted:



Kimberly Guilfoyle has pussy shame. She covers up her pussy so she doesn't get shamed. She knows she is a weak, sinful woman.

Donald Trump has pussy confidence. He valiantly points his pussy to the world. He doesn't fear getting hurt because he knows he is strong.

god what a beta

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