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...! posted:Yeah, I've read that she was quite stunned and unhappy Elon did that. I think she had really gone out of her way to get Lemon to sign on They still have Paris Hilton though #sliving
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Elias_Maluco posted:They still have Paris Hilton though
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Okay they may not have Hilton either, but they still have #sports right? #Sports will never leave linda right????
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...! posted:Interestingly enough, Lemon says that the deal never had anything to do with the show itself. Unlike what Linda had implied, Twitter never made a deal for the show to be exclusive. He was always planning to post it simultaneously to YouTube and other sites. The deal was actually for a few minutes of exclusive footage that would play after each episode she doesn't have enough money to pay for the whole show to be exclusive, elon's holding on to what little money remains so he can shower it on right-wing idiots like the big man at a strip club twitter is making zero income and nose-diving diving towards bankruptcy
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Surely the CEO won’t be blamed when the entire company goes bankrupt after having a billion dollar revenue the year before, right? Right?
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shyduck posted:Are you sitting down oh no
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Why would you want to watch a movie when your charging.
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euphronius posted:Why would you want to watch a movie when your charging. What else are you going to do for two hours
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It can’t take that long For real ??
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1769523172582236425?t=uwZikOXLPMWGrrajryCK_Q&s=19 Lol at this bullshit. The camera pans down far enough constantly that you can see the cybertruck is actually "offroading" on the shoulder of a paved road. Also, the Mad Max painjob trying to make it look not a piece of poo poo. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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given how terrible people are with their phone charge, this dont bode well for e-cars. like if batteries were hot swappable it might happen, but that were require all the car makers to have a level of uniform standardized consistency when they cant even get turn signal lights , climate controls, radio, etc to be standardized
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lol yeah sure some white collar computer touchers being hardcore mad max on their weekend LARP. totes hardcore. *uses sat net to binge watch back catalog because this is what modern vacationing is like*
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Willatron posted:I bailed out when the guy started going "Weeeelllll" HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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euphronius posted:It can’t take that long It can take 2 hours to fully charge, but they work just like phones. Fast charge when the battery is low. As the battery gets fuller it slows down. the attached diner is a fine idea (I'm sure the food is being done by someone other than tesla). the drive-in movie is a dumb gimmick but I guess this location is going with a 50s diner / drive-in gimmick. PhazonLink posted:given how terrible people are with their phone charge, this dont bode well for e-cars. uh, it works fine, plenty of people have electric cars now they're much better for people who don't do much long-distance driving of course, but even if you're doing a long drive they're fine. you take a 30 minute break to park and charge instead of a 10 minute break to piss and fill the tank.
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30 min break to charge is a deal breaker That is assuming you don’t have to wait for a charger to open up Hot swapping batteries is the only future. It’s apparently what chinas is pursing
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Klyith posted:(I'm sure the food is being done by someone other than tesla) MrBeast
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euphronius posted:30 min break to charge is a deal breaker That's not gonna work because if the batteries are interoperable across cars, every tenth battery is gonna be a Tesla. It'll be like when SOG booby trapped Vietnamese ammo crates with explosive and the bullets would just randomly explode a month later. The EV currently works perfectly if you have basically a daily, in-city commute. Preferably from a home with a charger, to a workplace with a charger.
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You drive the electric car onto the electric train if you want to go more than 200 mi. Bing bong so simple.
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euphronius posted:30 min break to charge is a deal breaker You're gonna be fuming when your 3 month old car gets a 10 year old battery slotted in and explodes.
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hot swapping car batteries is never going to be a thing, not at all practical
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oh isnt another weird gate/bit of friction is that chargers all have their own app to access them?
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i charge my plugin hybrid mostly at home but have never needed an app to use a public charger unlike gas stations. gently caress you cumberland farms.
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Let's get Grok's thoughts on this epic dismissal You might even say it was a thermonuclear dismissal lol
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holtemon posted:Let's get Grok's thoughts on this epic dismissal "WELL WELL WELL..."
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thathonkey posted:sad they took away her #sports during one of the biggest sporting events of the year All these #sports will be lost, in time, like Oreo's delicious cream filling in the rain. Time to Yacc
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euphronius posted:30 min break to charge is a deal breaker man sitting on a horse: "these auto-mobiles are never gonna take off. stopping to fill up with gasoline? why, freckles here fills himself!" do you really not know anyone with an electric car yet? for a normal person who doesn't do 600 mile trips every week this is not a huge inconvenience, you stretch your legs a bit. also if chargers are frequent enough on your route you can charge for less time slightly more frequently. like, 10 minutes to add 150 miles of range instead of 20 minutes to add 200 miles. euphronius posted:Hot swapping batteries is the only future. It’s apparently what chinas is pursing hot swapping batteries has major downsides because the batteries are super-expensive and are the main thing that depreciates in the car apparently the chinese company doing this makes you lease the batteries. leases are lovely deals. (they're a luxury mark so lovely deals are normal)
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Anyway real talk if you're not interested in Elon's clones personally serving you at his diner while you charge for 30-60 minutes the future - probably in the 2050s if we stick to our guns on gas phase out considering ICE tech is at a point you can get 20 years 200kmi out of current late models and that is possibly going up - is you're gonna rent a car to go long distances. Either through a 'classic' grandfathered rental service with gas beaters for rent or a premium electric rental service where you need to pony express them every 200 miles.
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:Speaking of the everything app, Lindoreo Yaccarineo has been quite quiet lately. Is she still in shock after losing Don Lemon? Her dad died, and when she asked Elon for time to grieve he was presented with a radical thought of children caring for their parents, panicked and gave her a month off.
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poisonpill posted:
Pretty niche case but yes I can see that one People need cars to be more omni use than that I think
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holtemon posted:Let's get Grok's thoughts on this epic dismissal Oh, Center for Countering Digital Hate, you're like the dog who finally caught the car: you don't know what to do with it! Why don't you spend your time doing good things, instead of bad things? In fact, if you were a restaurant, the only thing you would serve would be nothingburgers!
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correct me if I'm wrong but every single one of these "grok roasts" has the phrase "you're the ______ equivalent of a broken record" right? I'm having trouble deciding whether the elon hanger ons just ignore that and stuff away the embarrassment, or are truly too stupid to recognize very basic patterns
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euphronius posted:30 min break to charge is a deal breaker It really isn't. What road trip have you ever gone on where you haven't taken a thirty minute break. How many road trips do you even go on a year? 99.9% of the time a normal daily use of a car would not even use 20% of the battery and you just plug it in at your own home at the end of the day. I drive an Ioniq, charging stations are just a nice convenience I sometimes top off at when I'm doing something else. Checking to drive around has never been an issue. Driving from Alabama to Illinois I have to make stops and breaks but no more than I would have anyway.
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Totally agree the niche case of suburban office worker commuting is good for electric cars It does not take us 30 mins (which will skyrocket if electric cars are broadly adopted ) to go to the bathroom and get gas on road trips, no. More like 5-10 mins
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shiksa posted:correct me if I'm wrong but every single one of these "grok roasts" has the phrase "you're the ______ equivalent of a broken record" right? these are the people who think "poop lemon" is the peak of comedy.
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euphronius posted:Pretty niche case but yes I can see that one so you're from the rural midwest or something? daily <30 miles commutes with infrequent long >200 mile trips describes most of the urban east and west coasts. lmao "niche"
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euphronius posted:Totally agree the niche case of suburban office worker commuting is good for electric cars What are you trying to get at?
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