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OwlFancier, crispix)
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https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouth-mp-johnny-mercer-faces-9189170quote:Plymouth MP Johnny Mercer faces prison if he does not follow Afghanistan Inquiry order He's 100% going to grass up everyone, but not because it's the correct moral thing to do, but more to save his own neck. I'm genuinely going to miss him when he's voted out at the next GE e: And I guess I'll just leave this really bizarre tweet here I'm used to weird Nadine tweets and articles, but this is among the weirdest (and most desperate) lol https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1772337960534302795
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Mar 26, 2024 12:18
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Him getting by-electioned before the collapse would also be funny.
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Mar 26, 2024 12:20
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gah Go away Nads you booze elemental.
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Mar 26, 2024 12:22
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Tesseraction posted:No! Apostrophe then S means possessive. 
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Mar 26, 2024 12:31
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Ghost Pope returns to his seat by any means necessary.
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Mar 26, 2024 12:33
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There's nothing inherently unsexy about being a woman in her 60s, but everything about being a drunk, Tory, Daily Mail columnist with a wide-on for Boris Johnson is absolutely Haram. E: ^^^^ this maybe reads a bit like "here are some opinions about women" , but really it's "here are some opinions about Tories"
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Mar 26, 2024 12:39
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I dunno if it's sexy but it's pretty cringe to tell everyone how sexy(very) you are.
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Mar 26, 2024 12:43
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Really? drat, I tell people all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1FERqAxJXQ
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Mar 26, 2024 12:44
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I'm so in demand these days. men are falling over themselves to make passionate love to me. anyone who wants me... any ex-prime ministers, say... better act quickly before I'm snapped up... i know you have my number boris
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Mar 26, 2024 12:44
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i feel like i clear the reasonably low bar of "not nadine dorries" so where the hell are the people lining up to have sex with me
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Mar 26, 2024 12:52
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Nuclear Spoon posted:i feel like i clear the reasonably low bar of "not nadine dorries" so where the hell are the people lining up to have sex with me maybe you need to lower your standards
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Mar 26, 2024 12:53
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Found this in the replies to Mad Nad's tweet:
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Mar 26, 2024 12:55
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Found this in the replies to Mad Nad's tweet:  
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Mar 26, 2024 13:00
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Probably a fake story but a powerful diss nonetheless.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:03
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I dunno if it's sexy but it's pretty cringe to tell everyone how sexy(very) you are. What if I find cringe sexy?
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Mar 26, 2024 13:06
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Then you'll be pleased to hear Elon Musk is single.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:07
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Then you are both blessed and cursed for the things you must find erotic.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:09
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Could just quote the entire article. Most sane housing market  Councils now sell off more houses than they build. Thatcher’s legacy, right to buy, is a failure quote:the few local authorities that have been building significant amounts of new social housing in recent years have been forced by right to buy to sell off more homes than they can build. Seven of Norwich’s newest council homes are already in the process of being sold off, fewer than five years after they were completed. quote:Despite right to buy being so destructive to public finances that it has been abolished in Scotland and Wales, Labour has announced it will keep Thatcher’s policy if it wins the next general election.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:14
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Tesseraction posted:Then you'll be pleased to hear Elon Musk is single. Everyone should be pleased to hear that Elon Musk is single.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:16
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fuctifino posted:https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouth-mp-johnny-mercer-faces-9189170 Am I misreading this, or is that guy actually trying to protect whistleblowers? Just seems pretty opposite to what you'd normally expect especially from a Tory MP
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Mar 26, 2024 13:18
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Jedit posted:Everyone should be pleased to hear that Elon Musk is single.  this has an inflationary effect on the Sexual Marketplace and thus depreciates my own Sexual Market Value 
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Mar 26, 2024 13:19
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Jedit posted:Everyone should be pleased to hear that Elon Musk is single. On the other hand his near three year meltdown over Grimes leaving him has seen him becoming the King Klown of Nazified Twitter
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Mar 26, 2024 13:22
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fuctifino posted:e: And I guess I'll just leave this really bizarre tweet here Jedit posted:Everyone should be pleased to hear that Elon Musk is single.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:29
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Vitamin P posted:It adds a certain frisson, I won't lie. So, uh. IKs? Mods? He's been probed repeatedly for posting in here because he's threadbanned. You actually going to do anything about this, or?
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Mar 26, 2024 13:32
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Mar 26, 2024 13:36
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Just ate four Reese's Cups, tastes ok but the texture is quite... unpleasant. 
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Mar 26, 2024 13:38
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Imagine having to see your breasts being front page news for weeks because a bunch of weird Nazis got a boner over you hosting a TV show.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:39
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Tesseraction posted:Imagine having to see your breasts being front page news for weeks because a bunch of weird Nazis got a boner over you hosting a TV show. I'd have breast reduction surgery. Hopefully she's insulated from all this poo poo.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:40
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Why is it news that a lass has big tits?
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Mar 26, 2024 13:41
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feedmegin posted:So, uh. IKs? Mods? He's been probed repeatedly for posting in here because he's threadbanned. You actually going to do anything about this, or? No, DnD mods only punish people for insufficiently loving Joe Biden (and perfectly sound advice on defending oneself from dog attack)
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Mar 26, 2024 13:43
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Failed Imagineer posted:
Just be gay market forces, innit. If you want to be competitive you have to transition to better business model (gay)
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Mar 26, 2024 13:43
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keep punching joe posted:Why is it news that a lass has big tits? It’s the same thing as when the new top gun movie came out and was successful and all the right wing nutters got excited and said it showed Americans want guns and planes and bombs in movies not lefty things. Now they’re getting excited that an attractive woman with a massive rack is becoming a popular movie star as this proves REAL America likes blondes and tits
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Mar 26, 2024 13:47
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keep punching joe posted:Why is it news that a lass has big tits? They're desperate for a conservative Taylor Swift and they're trying to manifest it by wanking about a blond lady with big boobs. They think that the Blond Bombshell has been a maligned concept since the rappers started going on about the asses and this is a Retvrn to tradition. Essentially Conservative politics is stuck in 14 year old boy territory. PriorMarcus posted:I'd have breast reduction surgery. Hopefully she's insulated from all this poo poo. You kidding, you can't pay for this amount of publicity. I didn't even know who she was a month ago and now she's a megastar.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:49
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An attractive woman with a massive rack is famous you say? Who ever heard of such a thing.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:50
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keep punching joe posted:Why is it news that a lass has big tits? She's a conventionally attractive white blonde woman with a big boobs. She hosted SNL and had fun with some of the jokes that referenced her chest. In the minds of certain deranged reactionaries that means that Woke Is Dead Now, because all us lefties are joyless scolds who actively hate 'conventional beauty' and are trying to Culturally Marxism our way to the destruction of Western Society by filling media and vidya with buff, short/blue-haired trans women who hate men and can't take a joke. It's the dumbest thing (so far). It's all projection. Sydney Sweeney has said or done nothing of a political nature (in any direction) but because she went on TV in a low-cut dress and made some Hooters gags she's now a conservative darling. Really pathetic. And dumb. They'll inevitably find something to cancel her about. Since she hasn't actively done anything to earn their admiration other than 'exist', she won't even have to do anything to lose it. She'll just appear in the wrong film, or say some innocuous word or phrase that will trigger them and then they'll be able to rage about how Woke Has Even Captured The Pretty Women With Big Cans.
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Mar 26, 2024 13:51
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Sydney Sweeney's wider family are also very MAGA so the conservatives are embracing her under the assumption she's a stealth bigot
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Mar 26, 2024 14:06
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Phoar - look at the rack on that. Deviant behaviour. source: https://www.pylonofthemonth.org/ quote:the transmission lines are Deviating by 90 degrees
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Mar 26, 2024 14:10
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Something something appeal to big naturals fallacy
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Mar 26, 2024 14:17
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BalloonFish posted:She's a conventionally attractive white blonde woman with a big boobs. She hosted SNL and had fun with some of the jokes that referenced her chest. In the minds of certain deranged reactionaries that means that Woke Is Dead Now, because all us lefties are joyless scolds who actively hate 'conventional beauty' and are trying to Culturally Marxism our way to the destruction of Western Society by filling media and vidya with buff, short/blue-haired trans women who hate men and can't take a joke. Imagine producing and starring in a horror movie about a nun waking up pregnant in a convent and two weeks before your big marketing push half the us decides you're a paragon of christian virtues for no other reason than your titties are big.
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Mar 26, 2024 14:23
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Just Another Lurker posted:Just ate four Reese's Cups, tastes ok but the texture is quite... unpleasant. lmao why did you keep eating them then
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