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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Have to eat only raw food, those hot plates look a little dangerous

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Bald Stalin posted:

lol how do you function in the kitchen without a knife?

Well the knife isn't plugged into a wall and glowing hot.

And since it's a direct comparison to a portable electric kettle used to travel, it seems a little dangerous to use in a hotel room.

I also do not travel with my chef's knife.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Well the knife isn't plugged into a wall and glowing hot.

Pfft not with that attitude.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Lot of folks not familiar with hot knives in here.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

mobby_6kl posted:

Just stick one of these in a bottle



I feel like this should have a handle.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Elfface posted:

I feel like this should have a handle.

You put it into a mug of liquid, then plug it in

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I use it in my bath all the time

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

freeedr posted:

I use it in my bath all the time

That's what my toaster is for.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

mobby_6kl posted:

Just stick one of these in a bottle




freeedr posted:

I use it in my bath all the time

Now I'm imagining one of these heaters being the size of a jackhammer with a 240v 3 phase cord

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I thought about getting one of these (not this exact model, but similar) for about 30 seconds before realizing this exact thing would happen.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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mobby_6kl posted:

Just stick one of these in a bottle



They make enclosed versions that are actually really handy for washing dishes when you're camping. The trick is to heat up the water and take it out before you start washing.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now I'm imagining one of these heaters being the size of a jackhammer with a 240v 3 phase cord

20kw, yours for only $615:

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

a little dangerous to use in a hotel room.

lmao

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

spookykid posted:

20kw, yours for only $615:



20kilowatts? :yikes:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

spookykid posted:

20kw, yours for only $615:



It's got a flared base at least.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Inceltown posted:

It's got a flared base at least.

Not the only thing that'll flare if you stick that thing in there

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Schad on me getting trolled by cartoons, AGAIN!

https://i.imgur.com/tXbLuD7.mp4



:argh:

madmatt112 posted:

Not the only thing that'll flare if you stick that thing in there

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


I went ahead and found it

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Collapsi...Blue/5040854481
$13.99 at Wal*Mart, and it's a knockoff or cheaper version of another very, very similar design from Brentwood that is over $30 at Target
https://www.target.com/p/brentwood-85-quart-dual-voltage-collapsible-travel-kettle-white/-/A-87824659

I wonder if the Target one actually holds its shape

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Suspicious username/post combo

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

The human did lower his head before the bull offered the horns. It’s just an inter-species translation error.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Neddy Seagoon posted:

Every one of them is at least a $1,000 mistake and it is magnificent. :magical:

As for those car mounted cameras, they could be 100k dollers easily.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Leperflesh posted:

I went ahead and found it

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Collapsi...Blue/5040854481
$13.99 at Wal*Mart, and it's a knockoff or cheaper version of another very, very similar design from Brentwood that is over $30 at Target
https://www.target.com/p/brentwood-85-quart-dual-voltage-collapsible-travel-kettle-white/-/A-87824659

I wonder if the Target one actually holds its shape

The final picture on the Walmart link promises "Multpie uses". Not gonna lie that's really thrown me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/zus5VoQ.mp4

“Maggie, there’s nothing in the toaster.”

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zus5VoQ.mp4

“Maggie, there’s nothing in the toaster.”

loving lol!

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zus5VoQ.mp4

“Maggie, there’s nothing in the toaster.”

Can't toast in there mate

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Hippocrass posted:

Can't spark there mate
I mean....

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Maggie is a highly accomplished pest control technician, and that woman is fortunate to share a home with her.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zus5VoQ.mp4

“Maggie, there’s nothing in the toaster.”

Can't bark there mate

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Can't bark there mate

What?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Er... That is... Um... I mean to say

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zus5VoQ.mp4

“Maggie, there’s nothing in the toaster.”

Good cat.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Did the mouse jump directly into Maggie's mouth?!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Soiled Meat
Ejection lever. It's like one of those underground piss towers that send you to Mars.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zus5VoQ.mp4

“Maggie, there’s nothing in the toaster.”

i'm the electrical cord directly over the gas burner.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Leon Sumbitches posted:

Did the mouse jump directly into Maggie's mouth?!

No, the cat caught it with its paw, and then transferred it to its mouth.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Karate Bastard posted:

Ejection lever. It's like one of those underground piss towers that send you to Mars.

I
what

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Takes No Damage posted:

Schad on me getting trolled by cartoons, AGAIN!

https://i.imgur.com/tXbLuD7.mp4



:argh:



Reminds me of the backwards episode of Red Dwarf. There's a scene of a backwards character yelling at the crew and if you reverse it to normal he says "I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling at the poor bastard who wasted time reversing this to hear what I'm saying"

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Bored posted:

The human did lower his head before the bull offered the horns. It’s just an inter-species translation error.

I like to think the critter was trying to help the poor human who was clearly out of control and going to crash. “Grab my thick hide, weakling!”

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

muscles like this! posted:

Reminds me of the backwards episode of Red Dwarf. There's a scene of a backwards character yelling at the crew and if you reverse it to normal he says "I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling at the poor bastard who wasted time reversing this to hear what I'm saying"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNWGcYcBklE

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