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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1772767895723876600

Sorry to tell you this but the US military is now out of control socialism.


Charlie Kirk thinks being in the military is supposed to mean you're yelled at by R. Lee Ermey every hour of the day

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Aramis posted:

Ok, seriously. What is it with all these right-wing grifters all suddenly becoming aware of and/or publically acknowledging reality all of a sudden?

I’m gonna guess money is drying up so they’re firing at anyone they think will bring in donations from those who hate said group

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1772767895723876600

Sorry to tell you this but the US military is now out of control socialism.

What the gently caress does this guy know about the military, he can’t even comb his hair before going on camera

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Yeah they're hitting various leftist positions so they can keep the hate (and hence the money) train going.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Libs of TikTok had a banger today and then deleted it like a coward.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1772767895723876600

Sorry to tell you this but the US military is now out of control socialism.

Considering all U.S. wars since WWII have been useless meat grinders, the only other way to get people to serve would be a draft. You're first Small Face.

Like Trump, he'd just dodge it.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Libs of TikTok had a banger today and then deleted it like a coward.



I see even a terrorist lunatic like Chaya Raichik is susceptible to the old "Wait, the 90s were HOW LONG ago?" mental time compression that people going through mid-life crises in their late 30s to early 40s like her tend to experience.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Mar 27, 2024

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Nirvana Brand T-shirts

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

honestly i think donald trump has a lot to contribute to the holy bible. Jesus is famously the son of a carpenter and Donald trump is famous for not paying carpenters

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





nine-gear crow posted:

I see even a terrorist lunatic like Chaya Raichik is susceptible to the old "Wait, the 90s were HOW LONG ago?" mental time compression that people going through mid-life crises in their late 30s to early 40s like her tend to experience.

she is just incredibly dumb.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Call Your Grandma posted:

honestly i think donald trump has a lot to contribute to the holy bible. Jesus is famously the son of a carpenter and Donald trump is famous for not paying carpenters

And one of those carpenters Trump ripped off?

That's right....it was Hitler.

Szechwan
Jun 10, 2023

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Libs of TikTok had a banger today and then deleted it like a coward.



Dumb as bricks

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Strong Sauce posted:

she is just incredibly dumb.

That as well, but seriously at LOT of people have trouble reconciling the fact that the 90s as a decade is now old enough to rent a car in America.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Aramis posted:

Ok, seriously. What is it with all these right-wing grifters all suddenly becoming aware of and/or publically acknowledging reality all of a sudden?

Russia 100%

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

nine-gear crow posted:

That as well, but seriously at LOT of people have trouble reconciling the fact that the 90s as a decade is now old enough to rent a car in America.

She was born in 1995, a year after Kurt Cobain took his own life

this woman is dumb

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Libs of TikTok had a banger today and then deleted it like a coward.



Yeah dude nirvana totally wasn’t a thing when I was in high school ya numpty

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Vampire Panties posted:

She was born in 1995, a year after Kurt Cobain took his own life

this woman is dumb

Wow, I thought she was some old hag pushing or over 40. Jesus :stare:

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

nine-gear crow posted:

I see even a terrorist lunatic like Chaya Raichik is susceptible to the old "Wait, the 90s were HOW LONG ago?" mental time compression that people going through mid-life crises in their late 30s to early 40s like her tend to experience.

she was born after kurt died lol

I have a niece who suddenly got really into nirvana like two years ago so I'm gonna assume they became a tiktok trend or something

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007


"Thanks everyone for coming. I'd like to call this meeting of the Five Families to order, let's do rollcall. Normiecons?"

Normiecons: JOHN MCCAIN WAS A HERO, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES

"Frogs?"

Frogs: WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR WHITE EUROPEAN IDEALS WHILE NEVER LEAVING THE INTERNET

"Christian nationalists?"

Christian Nationalists: PROJECT 2025 LET ME gently caress MY OFFSPRING

"MAGA mommies?"

MAGA mommies: PROTECT MY CHILDREN FROM EVERYTHING EXCEPT BULLETS AND DISEASE

"Media people and podcasters?"

Media people and podcasters: POLLS POLLS POLLS

"Alright can we all at least agree to start this meeting with a prayer? Let's open the bible to Proverbs 22:16 - Whoever oppresses the poor..."

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Stink Billyums posted:

well yeah it's run by all those woke generals!

Woke General would be a sweet job title. Like Attorney General. I volunteer to be Woke General.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

DO NOT TEASE ME LIKE THAT

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Stink Billyums posted:

she was born after kurt died lol

I have a niece who suddenly got really into nirvana like two years ago so I'm gonna assume they became a tiktok trend or something

When I was in high school, Led Zeppelin were considered Classic Rock had been broken up for 20 years. A high schooler getting into Nirvana now is doing it 30 years after Kurt died. :psyboom:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

nobodygetshurt posted:

"Thanks everyone for coming. I'd like to call this meeting of the Five Families to order, let's do rollcall. Normiecons?"

Normiecons: JOHN MCCAIN WAS A HERO, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES

"Frogs?"

Frogs: WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR WHITE EUROPEAN IDEALS WHILE NEVER LEAVING THE INTERNET

"Christian nationalists?"

Christian Nationalists: PROJECT 2025 LET ME gently caress MY OFFSPRING

"MAGA mommies?"

MAGA mommies: PROTECT MY CHILDREN FROM EVERYTHING EXCEPT BULLETS AND DISEASE

"Media people and podcasters?"

Media people and podcasters: POLLS POLLS POLLS

"Alright can we all at least agree to start this meeting with a prayer? Let's open the bible to Proverbs 22:16 - Whoever oppresses the poor..."



lol

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

NEVER JEST ABOUT THE PRES

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

nobodygetshurt posted:

"Thanks everyone for coming. I'd like to call this meeting of the Five Families to order, let's do rollcall. Normiecons?"

Normiecons: JOHN MCCAIN WAS A HERO, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES

"Frogs?"

Frogs: WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR WHITE EUROPEAN IDEALS WHILE NEVER LEAVING THE INTERNET

"Christian nationalists?"

Christian Nationalists: PROJECT 2025 LET ME gently caress MY OFFSPRING

"MAGA mommies?"

MAGA mommies: PROTECT MY CHILDREN FROM EVERYTHING EXCEPT BULLETS AND DISEASE

"Media people and podcasters?"

Media people and podcasters: POLLS POLLS POLLS

"Alright can we all at least agree to start this meeting with a prayer? Let's open the bible to Proverbs 22:16 - Whoever oppresses the poor..."



One or more of those five groups would also be murderously upset about women in video games and/or Star Wars.

nerox
May 20, 2001

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Libs of TikTok had a banger today and then deleted it like a coward.



My niece who is 12 wears a nirvana sweatshirt a lot and I feel like she is appropriating my culture.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

TulliusCicero posted:

Stock chuds have actual brain damage

Late Stage Capitalism is idiotic

Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Scags McDouglas posted:

Twitter guy's existential crisis is a perfect example of missing the forest for the trees.

Yes, your political movement is now pure lunacy. That's why we would generally punish the hijackers in the voting booth and pick this back up after order is restored.

He doesn’t get that you can’t unbreak the dog whistle and that people hate the message not just the delivery. Your chances of getting indies and suburbia dies when everything became about catering fundamentally busted terminally online conservatives instead of vague social poo poo mixed with tax cuts. When my boomer fiscal conservatives dad has flipped dem because you bent the knee to a con man and weird moral majority poo poo, you’re hosed.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Libs of TikTok had a banger today and then deleted it like a coward.



How old is she. I was born in 1991 nirvana was before my time. But like what the gently caress.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser



Twinsiiiiiieeeeees

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Dapper_Swindler posted:

He doesn’t get that you can’t unbreak the dog whistle and that people hate the message not just the delivery. Your chances of getting indies and suburbia dies when everything became about catering fundamentally busted terminally online conservatives instead of vague social poo poo mixed with tax cuts. When my boomer fiscal conservatives dad has flipped dem because you bent the knee to a con man and weird moral majority poo poo, you’re hosed.

How old is she. I was born in 1991 nirvana was before my time. But like what the gently caress.

Chaya Raichik is apparently 28 or 29, despite acting like she's 58 or 59.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal


Ah, so they're going straight to Ben Shapiro then?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

nine-gear crow posted:

Wow, I thought she was some old hag pushing or over 40. Jesus :stare:

Hey!

I resemble that remark!

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



She’s the same mental age as catturd2

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

I don’t know about the rest of you fuckin scrubs, but I just took out a second mortgage on my house and put it all in Truth stock and I’d advise you all to do the same

I bought 1500 shares at an average of $41.50. Currently up $12,000. I expect the stock to be over $250.00 within 3 months. Donald Trump turned a $1,000,000 loan from his father into a 10 billion dollar empire. That’s a 1,000,000 percent return. If I make the same return on my stock investment I will profit 622 million dollars.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

She’s the same mental age as catturd2

How many dogs has Chaya murdered?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Everyday I wear my Big Dog shirt but I know that that dog has to be dead by now

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

When I was in high school, Led Zeppelin were considered Classic Rock had been broken up for 20 years. A high schooler getting into Nirvana now is doing it 30 years after Kurt died. :psyboom:

I don't know if that's a great image to use re: Kurt's death, friend

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

She’s the same mental age as catturd2

Being conservative (and a hate-filled lunatic) clearly ages people mentally and physically, so much faster. For example take Stephen Miller, completely bald at the sparky young age of 19*

I do wonder though, which comes first, being conservative or aging rapidly? It's kinda like chicken or the egg.

*I know he's older than 19 of course.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Ok even I don't know what the gently caress he's on about with this one

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