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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

what's the lesson here

it is polling that is boneheaded

The lesson is that america is cursed and it doesn't matter who holds office because their goals are the same

The above post is canon.


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Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
poll this

trump

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

schnorkles eats dog turds

So true!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



do something about it then you old binch

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

there was a guy who worked at the same place I did that would roll up whole pizzas like a fuckin taquito and eat them, he's dead now

then fry it?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

goth smoking cloves posted:

The lesson is that america is cursed and it doesn't matter who holds office because their goals are the same

Actually

It's that polling is boneheaded

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

there was a guy who worked at the same place I did that would roll up whole pizzas like a fuckin taquito and eat them, he's dead now

Rip.
More pizza for me though.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Detroit style pizza is a rectangle and it comes in a rectangular box. I’ll let you guess how they usually cut it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Pascallion posted:

Detroit style pizza is a rectangle and it comes in a rectangular box. I’ll let you guess how they usually cut it.

rectangles are haram

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Pizza is a sandwich

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I haven't ordered a pizza in like three months

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I haven't ordered a pizza in like three months

I haven't read your posts in like three months

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good, you don’t deserve to read my posts bitch

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

RFK Jr. is the most Radical Left Candidate in the race, by far. He’s a big fan of the Green New Scam, and other economy killing disasters. I guess this would mean he is going to be taking votes from Crooked Joe Biden, which would be a great service to America. His running mate, Nicole Shanahan, is even more “Liberal” than him, if that’s possible. Kennedy is a Radical Left Democrat, and always will be!!! It’s great for MAGA, but the Communists will make it very hard for him to get on the Ballot. Expect him, and her, to be indicted any day now, probably for Environmental Fraud! He is Crooked Joe Biden’s Political Opponent, not mine. I love that he is running!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


SirPablo posted:

Pizza is a sandwich

it’s a soup (bread bowl)

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I was promised a bloodbath, god damnit!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

RVWinkle posted:

I was promised a bloodbath, god damnit!

that's in november

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Lol if you order pizza instead of making it yourself

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

a.lo posted:

Lol if you order pizza instead of making it yourself

lol if you make it yourself rather than eating it fresh off the pizza tree as god intended

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


i like to force working people to make food for me at substandard wages

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


i tip the delivery guy $1 and say "don't eat the yellow snow"

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

i like to force working people to make food for me at substandard wages

We know

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



this includes you

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

i like to force working people to make food for me at substandard wages

that’s a hosed up thing to like. you should reconsider

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


piss guzzler 420 posted:

that’s a hosed up thing to like. you should reconsider

i will not

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

piss guzzler 420 posted:

that’s a hosed up thing to like. you should reconsider

Typical landlord

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
[dominoes guy handing off the pizza]
[pfc sniffs the pizza box] “a whole cheese pizza just for me”

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

goth smoking cloves posted:

Typical landlord

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


POLLS ARE BACK BABY! awwwooooooooooooo

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ugly Tony posted:

poll this

trump

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ArmedZombie posted:

POLLS ARE BACK BABY! awwwooooooooooooo

polls have never been back. they are fictitious collections of vibes-based data that mean nothing

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

i like to force working people to make food for me at substandard wages

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:thermidor:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

The dem who won was polling below or barely even including in internal polls and then won in a landslide.


The polls are poo poo

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Glumwheels is a poll?

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
polls dont mean poo poo

popular vote dont mean poo poo

trump gonna win in the only 4 states that actually count by like 50k margin while dems feign outrage at the system but do nothing to change it

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
polls rely on the idea that people are honest in their responses and never lie. lol

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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
every monrnig npr talking to voters in michigan pennslvania and wisconsin how they wont vote for biden because of his isreal support but nobody asks what the other guys stance on the topic is hmmmm

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