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This same MP supports the closure of his local Uxbridge Library https://twitter.com/tuckwell_steve/status/1772955631240036725 e: 105 is the emergency telephone number in Mongolia.
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Mar 27, 2024 14:20
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bessantj posted:Embarrassed myself in Aldi today. I was listening to the audio book version of Garth Marenghi's Terrortome and while deciding on which ham I wanted (eventually went for French Torchon Ham) I burst out laughing. oh i own that, this happens to me on a regular basis the worst was years ago i was belting out some song in my car as i pulled up at the end of a parking lot only to realize the lady like three spots down is sitting in her car she just busted out laughing and gave me a thumbs up lol
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Mar 27, 2024 14:21
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fuctifino posted:This same MP supports the closure of his local Uxbridge Library Steve Tuck well wants a fish and chip shop? Are you sure this isn't a TBEU character
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Mar 27, 2024 14:22
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mediaphage posted:i saw the picture before i read the text and as i scrolled i was mildly concerned as to what this was going to be 
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Mar 27, 2024 14:22
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*Pulls the string on the back of a Tory* "Stop-the-boats Stop-the-boats stop-the-b"
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Mar 27, 2024 14:32
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fuctifino posted:This same MP supports the closure of his local Uxbridge Library Boris Johnson’s replacement finally tackling the big problems.
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Mar 27, 2024 14:33
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fuctifino posted:Keir Mather is now a loving Labour whip Trying posted:guess its time to pay the piper 
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Mar 27, 2024 14:52
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bessantj posted:Embarrassed myself in Aldi today. I was listening to the audio book version of Garth Marenghi's Terrortome and while deciding on which ham I wanted (eventually went for French Torchon Ham) I burst out laughing. lol I learned not to listen to the Athletico Mince podcast in the office, some of the stuff on there I had to duck behind my monitor and try and get my laughs out as a kind of wheeze.
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Mar 27, 2024 14:52
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mediaphage posted:oh i own that, this happens to me on a regular basis Same. When I'm out running I'll either be chuckling to a podcast or maybe humming/singing along to a song or mimeing a few cymbal hits at crucial moments - it's probably kinda startling to have a big musical man barreling past you but I don't give a shite
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Mar 27, 2024 15:01
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I wish my mum was still alive so that she could see headlines like this in her favourite newspaper https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1772968454292722117
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Mar 27, 2024 15:02
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The degenerate within me sees that and wants to put a fiver on a Tory return just in case Keith gets caught loving a dead XL Bully before election day
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Mar 27, 2024 15:04
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they say rishi is the one percent though LOL 
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Mar 27, 2024 15:11
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crispix posted:they say rishi is the one percent though LOL That's height percentile
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Mar 27, 2024 15:15
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If anyone can gently caress this at the last minute it's sir Ken Stonger KC.
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Mar 27, 2024 15:39
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Failed Imagineer posted:The degenerate within me sees that and wants to put a fiver on a Tory return just in case Keith gets caught loving a dead XL Bully before election day Betfair only have 10/1 which is crap.
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Mar 27, 2024 15:40
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Starbucks posted:Betfair only have 10/1 which is crap. Ah yeah gently caress that then lol
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Mar 27, 2024 15:49
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https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1772872668636704939 Lozza's going to get in the sea
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Mar 27, 2024 15:58
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It always baffled me that some so-called Marxist-Leninist countries had such a thing against jeans. Like yeah you can hate Levi and Wrangler for being big western capitalists, but if you can hire Henry Ford to tell you how to make cars quickly, you can copy the idea of durable trousers for manual workers and field engineers. I've worn jeans for about every proper job (in the Marxian sense) I've worked, only fake jobs for the advancement of cunty nonsense had me dressing like  keep punching joe posted:Let he who has never banged a line cast the first... nah wait. People who love ching shouldn't throw stones... that doesn't work either. mediaphage posted:i saw the picture before i read the text and as i scrolled i was mildly concerned as to what this was going to be
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Mar 27, 2024 16:01
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1772872668636704939 
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Mar 27, 2024 16:10
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Guavanaut posted:
No it's not. But it's definitely a close-up photo of a big Bell-end.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:10
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Jeans are poo poo, let me tell you about these linen coats...
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Mar 27, 2024 16:11
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Anyone who thinks that people dressed like this are agents of the bourgeois western imperialist agenda and people dressed like this are the true vanguard of the proletariat  definitely has pudding brains. Half my wardrobe is still decadent imperialist jeans and Dickies shirts because they last forever.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:24
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Guavanaut posted:Anyone who thinks that people dressed like this are agents of the bourgeois western imperialist agenda i still wear my overalls all winter because theyre comfortable and warm. i can wear fleece under and a sweater over top and it's just slightly baggy jeans
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Mar 27, 2024 16:28
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Guavanaut posted:Anyone who thinks that people dressed like this are agents of the bourgeois western imperialist agenda you need to find the pic of the chinese PM who wears suit trousers so baggy he looks like MC hammer but middle aged and chinese
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Mar 27, 2024 16:35
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Aww, this is nice. https://x.com/leftiestats/status/1772953903870451829?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q Readers of I/P stuff will recognise Ghassan as a Palestinian surgeon who had a particularly heroic (and traumatic) career during the Gaza genocide before being forced to evacuate.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:41
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mediaphage posted:oh i own that, this happens to me on a regular basis I don't think it helps that I only wear one ear bud some people on my right don't see that I'm listening to something. NoneMoreNegative posted:lol I learned not to listen to the Athletico Mince podcast in the office, some of the stuff on there I had to duck behind my monitor and try and get my laughs out as a kind of wheeze. I do try and keep it to a very quiet murmur and hope that people don't notice.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:42
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We regret to tell you that Labour Friends of Israel have found that all of Glasgow is wall to wall antisemites. Except the Orange Order man who said that Jews should go back to Jerusalem, he was simply expressing support for the birthright program.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:44
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Darth Walrus posted:Aww, this is nice. Haha Paul Sweeney get hosed 
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Mar 27, 2024 17:14
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I always thought those blue cotton suits worn by the Chinese throughout the Mao years were made of denim. Interesting article: Mao suit quote:The 'Mao suit': how a military-style uniform changed the face of China – and clothed Australian prisoners during the Korean War Darth Walrus posted:Aww, this is nice. Yes. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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Mar 27, 2024 17:22
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I always thought those blue cotton suits worn by the Chinese throughout the Mao years were made of denim. Maybe it's that little pocket that does it.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:31
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hairnet, tartan shopping trolley and wee fleecy boots w/ zips up the front is my look, dearies
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Mar 27, 2024 17:39
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keep punching joe posted:Haha Paul Sweeney get hosed Hah, exactly my reaction. Humiliating defeat for loser Sweeney
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Mar 27, 2024 17:56
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/labourwhips/status/1772678660207624233 I was disappointed that @Gen_Kitchen_MP is not, in fact, the twitter of the late General Kitchener and is in fact somebody named "Gen Kitchen"
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Mar 27, 2024 18:33
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Genevieve Victoria Kitchen, a real person and not a shop that sells expensive Agas. Brother is called Armitage Shanks.
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Mar 27, 2024 18:39
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She should go about the place with the kitchener moustache though, good for branding.
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Mar 27, 2024 18:43
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Guavanaut posted:If you put rivets on the pockets (for carrying heavy objects) and additional belt loops (for hooking more tools) then they apparently cause people to become anti working class, listen to Elvis, and join the CIA, rather than what I expected which is that they'd carry more tools around and scuff their knees less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alageedEW80
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Mar 27, 2024 18:44
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She seems to have been part of the contingent who joined Labour under Corbyn though?
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Mar 27, 2024 18:44
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Just saw Peter Mandelson walking across London Bridge. At least I'm pretty sure it was him. I kinda thought he was powerful and hated enough that he wouldn't be out and about by himself like that.
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Mar 27, 2024 18:50
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tristram shitter
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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/24/playground-bullies-do-prosper-and-go-on-to-earn-more-in-middle-agequote:Playground bullies do prosper – and go on to earn more in middle age explains it - short-rear end brother who was a bully at school is now known as Tory Boy & is pretty wealthy (compared with the rest of the family and almost everyone else I know!). Tallest brother who, when ordering orange squash or something in a bar, was often challenged in pubs by short-rear end drunks to 'fight' would just say "Sorry, I'm a wimp" and refuse to partake has spent most of his life scraping a living!
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Mar 27, 2024 18:55
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