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cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Kinda looking like the split second decisions made were good; at least, as good as could be reasonably expected. The NTSB report should be super interesting, for us fans of crash investigations who will remain interested until 2025 when it is released.

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frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

tractor man posted:

i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this?

the bridge pillars was made from the flimsiest pronouns you can imagine.

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


Lol I don't even boat but I know you gotta hang lil tires off the side so it bounces off stuff when you hit it

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



moth man does not destroy bridges. he observes them being destroyed for his own inscrutable reasons that we are not meant to understand

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
Mothman did nothing wrong

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Peanut Butler posted:

moth man does not destroy bridges. he observes them being destroyed for his own inscrutable reasons that we are not meant to understand

Public masturbation is a crime. Rules should apply even the Mothman

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I guess one of the containers that fell off the ship was full of fur pelts because they are washing up everywhere this morning. There’s about to be some thrift stores and pawn shops full of some nasty rear end fur.

It's fine, just boil them.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Draven posted:

Mothman did nothing wrong

This much we can agree.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
have they not fixed the bridge yet? typical lazy zoomers.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Bridges and ships are natural enemies, we can't let them both roam free and expect nothing bad happens

Xerol
Jan 13, 2007


That's not exactly what happened:

quote:

The Francis Scott Key Bridge opened in March 1977 and is named for the author of the Star Spangled Banner. The bridge is the outermost of three toll crossings of Baltimore's Harbor. Upon completion, the bridge structure and its approaches became the final links in Interstate 695 (the Baltimore Beltway).

By the early 1960s, the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel (Interstate 895), the first crossing of Baltimore's Harbor, had reached its traffic capacity, and motorists encountered heavy congestion and delays almost daily during rush hours. The State Roads Commission, predecessor of the Maryland Transportation Authority (MDTA), concluded there was a need for a second harbor crossing and began planning a single-tube tunnel under the Patapsco River, downstream from the Harbor Tunnel. The proposed site was between Hawkins Point and Sollers Point. Plans also were underway for a drawbridge over Curtis Creek to connect Hawkins Point to Sollers Point.

Contractors took borings of the harbor bottom in the spring of 1969. Bids for construction of the proposed tunnel were opened on July 30, 1970, but price proposals were substantially higher than the engineering estimates. Officials drafted alternative plans, including the concept of a four-lane bridge.

The bridge, at an estimated cost of $110 million, represented the best alternative because it allowed for more traffic lanes and carried lower operating and maintenance costs than a tunnel. In addition, a bridge would provide a route across the Baltimore Harbor for vehicles transporting hazardous materials (these materials are prohibited from both the Baltimore Harbor and Fort McHenry [Interstate 95] tunnels).

Construction on the Francis Scott Key Bridge began in 1972, and the bridge opened to traffic on March 23, 1977. Including its connecting approaches, the bridge project is 10.9 miles in length. Other structures along the thruway include a .64-mile dual-span drawbridge over Curtis Creek and two .74-mile parallel bridge structures that carry traffic over Bear Creek, near Bethlehem Steel's Sparrows Point plant.

https://mdta.maryland.gov/Toll_Facilities/FSK.html

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Peanut Butler posted:

moth man does not destroy bridges. he observes them being destroyed for his own inscrutable reasons that we are not meant to understand

wrong, he warns us about bridge collapses and then we coldly ignore him because 'mothman isn't real' and 'you're just hallucinating again, curtis'

every bridge that collapses, a mothman sheds a tear

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

wesleywillis posted:

Instead of whales, they have to deliver sex arses to the future.

Is there anything Kirk won’t screw?

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhupqgP0JQ

This video is a short summary of the building of the bridge and where the funding might come from to replace it.

Athas
Aug 6, 2007

fuck that joker

waffle iron posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhupqgP0JQ

This video is a short summary of the building of the bridge and where the funding might come from to replace it.

Can't the government just confiscate the sex arses on the ship and use them for funding a new bridge? (Either by selling them or by using them to furnish a grand sex arse brothel.)

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I alway felt like the Key Bridge was kinda out of the way. probably made more sense when Bethlehem Steel was a major employer in the area

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I'm happy to see that I was not the only person who's first thought was "was Mothman seen nearby?"

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

I wonder who won the pool.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


biznatchio posted:

I wonder who won the pool.

Given that it has been nearly 50 years since the bridge went up, I imagine most of them are dead by now and only these two remain

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



biznatchio posted:

I wonder who won the pool.

Probably less of a pool and more of a tontine at this point

edit: :argh:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

tractor man posted:

i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this?


frumpykvetchbot posted:

the bridge pillars was made from the flimsiest pronouns you can imagine.

At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY DESTROYED CANCELLED THAT BRIDGE DUE TO WOKENESS AND NOW ITS NAMED AFTER A NON-WHITE/HETERO/MALE PERSON CAUSE WOKENESS THERE EVEN CANCELLING ARE BRIDGES NOW FIGHT THE WOKE-UPATION** OF 'MERICA!!!"

pronounced "woke-you-pay-shin"

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 27, 2024

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



wesleywillis posted:

At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY DESTROYED CANCELLED THAT BRIDGE DUE TO WOKENESS AND NOW ITS NAMED AFTER A NON-WHITE/HETERO/MALE PERSON CAUSE WOKENESS THERE EVEN CANCELLING ARE BRIDGES NOW FIGHT THE WOKE-UPATION** OF 'MERICA!!!"

pronounced "woke-you-pay-shin"

Francis Scott Key was the guy who wrote the words to the Star Spangled Banner, and most definitely owned slaves

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



e: awful app double posted when it crashed like a cargo ship into a bridge pylon

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hazo posted:

e: awful app double posted when it crashed like a cargo ship into a bridge pylon

bet it was the crapple version

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


tractor man posted:

i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this?

Yeah this would never have happened if they'd elected mothman as mayor.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
(((((Somebody)))))) turned the bridge gay and weak

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

They should have sent the bridge to a reprogramming camp.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The important thing is that it taught me that the word allision exists and that's cool

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sentient Data posted:

The important thing is that it taught me that the word allision exists and that's cool

I hate that this happened to me
Useless word

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

NYTimes posted:

“It’s difficult to overstate the impact of this collision,” Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg said

I feel like that's somehow an understatement.

Athas
Aug 6, 2007

fuck that joker
Uh, no, overstating the impact is easy, watch:

The collapse of this bridge is as bad as the collapse of two bridges of equal importance.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Athas posted:

Uh, no, overstating the impact is easy, watch:

The collapse of this bridge is as bad as the collapse of two bridges of equal importance.

Or stealing forty cakes.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

wesleywillis posted:

At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY DESTROYED CANCELLED THAT BRIDGE DUE TO WOKENESS AND NOW ITS NAMED AFTER A NON-WHITE/HETERO/MALE PERSON CAUSE WOKENESS THERE EVEN CANCELLING ARE BRIDGES NOW FIGHT THE WOKE-UPATION** OF 'MERICA!!!"

pronounced "woke-you-pay-shin"

Don’t read the rest of the Star spangled banner poem (the defense of fort m’henry) lol

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Lots of jokes about bridge masters but not one mentioned the Pontifex Maximus

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons :waycool:

quote:

Multiple intel sources: Baltimore bridge collapse was an “absolutely brilliant strategic attack” on US critical infrastructure - most likely cyber - & our intel agencies know it. In information warfare terms, they just divided the US along the Mason Dixon line exactly like the Civil War.

Second busiest strategic roadway in the nation for hazardous material now down for 4-5 years - which is how long they say it will take to recover. Bridge was built specifically to move hazardous material - fuel, diesel, propane gas, nitrogen, highly flammable materials, chemicals and oversized cargo that cannot fit in the tunnels - that supply chain now crippled.

Make no mistake: this was an extraordinary attack in terms of planning, timing & execution.

The two critical components on that bridge are the two load-bearing pylons on each end, closest to the shore. They are bigger, thicker and deeper than anything else. These are the anchor points and they knew that hitting either one one of them would be a fatal wound to the integrity of the bridge.

Half a mile of bridge went in the river - likely you will have to build a new one. Also caused so much damage to the structural integrity of the bottom concrete part that you cannot see & won’t know until they take the wreckage apart. Structural destruction likely absolute.

Attack perfectly targeted.

“They have figured out how to bring us down. As long as you stay away from the teeth of the US military, you can pick the US apart. We are arrogant and ignorant - lethal combination. Obama said they would fundamentally change America and they did. We are in a free-fall ride on a roller coaster right now - no brakes - just picking up speed.”

The footage shows the cargo ship never got in the approach lane in the channel. You have to be in the channel before you get into that turn. Location was precise/deliberate: chose a bend in the river where you have to slow down and commit yourself - once you are committed in that area there is not enough room to maneuver.

Should have had a harbor pilot to pilot the boat. You are not supposed to traverse any obstacles without the harbor pilot.

They chose a full moon so they would have maximum tidal shift - rise and fall. Brisk flow in that river on a normal day & have had a lot of rain recently so water was already moving along at a good pace.

Hit it with enough kinetic energy to knock the load-bearing pylon out from under the highway - which fatally weakens the span and then 50 percent of the bridge fell into the water.

All these factors when you look at it - this is how you teach people how to do this type of attack and there are so few people left in the system who know this. We have a Junior varsity team on the field.

Tremendous navigational obstruction. Huge logistical nightmare to clean this up. Number of dead is tragic but not the whole measure of the attack.

That kind-of bridge constantly under repair - always at night because there is so much traffic and they cannot obstruct that during the day. So concern is for repair guys who were on foot (out of their vehicles) working who may now be in the water - 48 degrees at most at this time of year.

When you choke off Baltimore you have cut the main north-south hazardous corridor (I95) in half. Now has to go around the city - or go somewhere else.

To move some of that cargo through the tunnel you may be able to get a permit but those are slow to get and require an escort system that is expensive and has to be done at night.

For every $100 dollars that goes into the city, $12 comes from shipping. Believe this will cripple the city of Baltimore at a time when they do not have the resources to recover.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Hazo posted:

Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons :waycool:



It would be hilarious how wrong they are about almost everything they say about the bridge and the conditions at the time if it weren’t so loving stupid. The part about how the key bridge only has construction at night made me laugh. I’ve been stuck in one lane traffic behind a semi struggling to climb that bridge at rush hour so many times.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

lmfao

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Hazo posted:

Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons :waycool:



I like that they got the easily-checkable fact wrong. The ship did in fact have a harbor pilot aboard.

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