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Kinda looking like the split second decisions made were good; at least, as good as could be reasonably expected. The NTSB report should be super interesting, for us fans of crash investigations who will remain interested until 2025 when it is released.
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tractor man posted:i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this? the bridge pillars was made from the flimsiest pronouns you can imagine.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:43 |
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Lol I don't even boat but I know you gotta hang lil tires off the side so it bounces off stuff when you hit it
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:45 |
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moth man does not destroy bridges. he observes them being destroyed for his own inscrutable reasons that we are not meant to understand
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:52 |
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Mothman did nothing wrong
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:55 |
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Peanut Butler posted:moth man does not destroy bridges. he observes them being destroyed for his own inscrutable reasons that we are not meant to understand Public masturbation is a crime. Rules should apply even the Mothman
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:57 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I guess one of the containers that fell off the ship was full of fur pelts because they are washing up everywhere this morning. There’s about to be some thrift stores and pawn shops full of some nasty rear end fur. It's fine, just boil them.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:03 |
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Draven posted:Mothman did nothing wrong This much we can agree.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:07 |
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have they not fixed the bridge yet? typical lazy zoomers.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:21 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:45 |
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Bridges and ships are natural enemies, we can't let them both roam free and expect nothing bad happens
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:52 |
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That's not exactly what happened:quote:The Francis Scott Key Bridge opened in March 1977 and is named for the author of the Star Spangled Banner. The bridge is the outermost of three toll crossings of Baltimore's Harbor. Upon completion, the bridge structure and its approaches became the final links in Interstate 695 (the Baltimore Beltway). https://mdta.maryland.gov/Toll_Facilities/FSK.html
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:53 |
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Peanut Butler posted:moth man does not destroy bridges. he observes them being destroyed for his own inscrutable reasons that we are not meant to understand wrong, he warns us about bridge collapses and then we coldly ignore him because 'mothman isn't real' and 'you're just hallucinating again, curtis' every bridge that collapses, a mothman sheds a tear
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:53 |
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wesleywillis posted:Instead of whales, they have to deliver sex arses to the future. Is there anything Kirk won’t screw?
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhupqgP0JQ This video is a short summary of the building of the bridge and where the funding might come from to replace it.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:35 |
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waffle iron posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhupqgP0JQ Can't the government just confiscate the sex arses on the ship and use them for funding a new bridge? (Either by selling them or by using them to furnish a grand sex arse brothel.)
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:42 |
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I alway felt like the Key Bridge was kinda out of the way. probably made more sense when Bethlehem Steel was a major employer in the area
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:43 |
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I'm happy to see that I was not the only person who's first thought was "was Mothman seen nearby?"
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:51 |
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I wonder who won the pool.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:55 |
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biznatchio posted:I wonder who won the pool. Given that it has been nearly 50 years since the bridge went up, I imagine most of them are dead by now and only these two remain
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:12 |
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biznatchio posted:I wonder who won the pool. Probably less of a pool and more of a tontine at this point edit:
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:15 |
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tractor man posted:i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this? frumpykvetchbot posted:the bridge pillars was made from the flimsiest pronouns you can imagine. At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY pronounced "woke-you-pay-shin" wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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wesleywillis posted:At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY Francis Scott Key was the guy who wrote the words to the Star Spangled Banner, and most definitely owned slaves
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:22 |
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e: awful app double posted when it crashed like a cargo ship into a bridge pylon
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:22 |
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Hazo posted:e: awful app double posted when it crashed like a cargo ship into a bridge pylon bet it was the crapple version
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:28 |
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tractor man posted:i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this? Yeah this would never have happened if they'd elected mothman as mayor.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:31 |
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(((((Somebody)))))) turned the bridge gay and weak
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:33 |
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They should have sent the bridge to a reprogramming camp.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:38 |
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The important thing is that it taught me that the word allision exists and that's cool
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:50 |
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Sentient Data posted:The important thing is that it taught me that the word allision exists and that's cool I hate that this happened to me Useless word
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:52 |
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NYTimes posted:“It’s difficult to overstate the impact of this collision,” Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg said I feel like that's somehow an understatement.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:57 |
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Uh, no, overstating the impact is easy, watch: The collapse of this bridge is as bad as the collapse of two bridges of equal importance.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:02 |
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Athas posted:Uh, no, overstating the impact is easy, watch: Or stealing forty cakes.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:03 |
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wesleywillis posted:At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY Don’t read the rest of the Star spangled banner poem (the defense of fort m’henry) lol
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:08 |
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Lots of jokes about bridge masters but not one mentioned the Pontifex Maximus
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:13 |
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Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons quote:Multiple intel sources: Baltimore bridge collapse was an “absolutely brilliant strategic attack” on US critical infrastructure - most likely cyber - & our intel agencies know it. In information warfare terms, they just divided the US along the Mason Dixon line exactly like the Civil War.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:25 |
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Hazo posted:Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons It would be hilarious how wrong they are about almost everything they say about the bridge and the conditions at the time if it weren’t so loving stupid. The part about how the key bridge only has construction at night made me laugh. I’ve been stuck in one lane traffic behind a semi struggling to climb that bridge at rush hour so many times.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:32 |
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lmfao
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:32 |
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THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW
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Hazo posted:Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons I like that they got the easily-checkable fact wrong. The ship did in fact have a harbor pilot aboard.
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