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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1773045571986600444

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


A challenger to Ben Shapiros bag of wood

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Serfer posted:

note that the photo is not from their perspective, so it's someone who thinks healthcare is a right, looking at two people who presumably do too, although it is not specified
...because of the implication

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mustached Demon posted:

A challenger to Ben Shapiros bag of wood

the plastic bag is the best part. one of the few funny things shapiro has done, whether intentionally or not

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

the milk machine posted:

the plastic bag is the best part. one of the few funny things shapiro has done, whether intentionally or not

That and his insistence in saying his wife has never had WAP

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
yeah credit where credit's due, i had to hand it to him for a few things

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





don't stop

believin




I like this angle cause its funny that Nadler couldnt kneel without making GBS threads himself

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



Durf posted:

don't stop

believin




I choose this version cause its funny that Nadler couldnt kneel without making GBS threads himself

this photo proves that you should never wear something the congressional black caucus asks you to

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Very gratifying to finally see turdfuzz happy. You made it, buddy. Love you

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

"be consigned to history" is a p fancy way to say "be floating in poo poo water"

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Durf posted:

don't stop

believin




I like this angle cause its funny that Nadler couldnt kneel without making GBS threads himself

I just noticed the lady in the back who can't kneel because she's wearing a skirt

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Mustached Demon posted:

That and his insistence in saying his wife has never had WAP

Ben Shapiro is a true Fremen

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/revdocbobsac/status/1772874721492717892?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

I was reminiscing about The Three Amigos and watched it again recently.
It is still a very good movie to me. I see rotten tomatoes gives it a %45 rating and I feel it's being treated very unfairly.

Three Amigos holds up very well imo

Also follows the rule that a really good parody should also aesthetically be a genuinely good example of the genre it is parodying

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

No one has been treated as unfairly as the Three Amigos, in terms of badly

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
favorite joke from the movie. physical comedy should look like it loving hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb_U17Wg31o

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


it's funny what you get to be responsible for because you were the president at the time these things happened while otherwise having nothing to do it

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

BOGO LOAD posted:

favorite joke from the movie. physical comedy should look like it loving hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb_U17Wg31o

Jefe and El Guapo are so good together.
Almost reminds of Boss Hogg and Roscoe.
just great boss/lackey vibes

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
he looks healthy and young, dumbass
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1773003875391357074?t=93KnwHPCNtckmYh572Oxdw&s=19

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

god it'd be so loving funny if he dies before the election ends

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

Jefe and El Guapo are so good together.
Almost reminds of Boss Hogg and Roscoe.
just great boss/lackey vibes

The plethora conversation has stuck in my head my whole life

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

MSDNC FAKE ANCHORS HAVE TAKEN OVER NBC FROM CHAIRMAN BRIAN ROBERTS, AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! THEIR RATINGS SUCK, FIRE THEM, AND START ALL OVER AGAIN. WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT FAILED HOST, SLEEPY EYES CHUCK TODD, WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO REPRIMAND BRIAN ROBERTS CONCERNING THE HIRING OF RONNA ROMNEY. THEY SHOULD FIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY, AND NEVER LOOK BACK. MAGA2024!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Louisgod posted:

god it'd be so loving funny if he dies before the election ends

dying and winning is the highest comedy option

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Louisgod posted:

god it'd be so loving funny if he dies before the election ends

this but both candidates

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

MSDNC FAKE ANCHORS HAVE TAKEN OVER NBC FROM CHAIRMAN BRIAN ROBERTS, AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! THEIR RATINGS SUCK, FIRE THEM, AND START ALL OVER AGAIN. WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT FAILED HOST, SLEEPY EYES CHUCK TODD, WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO REPRIMAND BRIAN ROBERTS CONCERNING THE HIRING OF RONNA ROMNEY. THEY SHOULD FIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY, AND NEVER LOOK BACK. MAGA2024!

like who is he even mad at here

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/very__regular/status/1773059546698670250?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

alnilam posted:

The plethora conversation has stuck in my head my whole life

It's where I learned the word!
:smugdon::respek::smugdon:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/DrWallkick/status/1773018618772492335?s=20

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Former Justice department official Jeffrey Clark's lawyer argued that his client should not be forced to testify at a disciplinary hearing because he would be shamed on MSNBC.

Attorney Harry MacDougald made the argument at a bar hearing Wednesday that could see Clark disbarred for his role in trying to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1773050647279030304?s=46

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Actually a great post by her

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

tenderjerk posted:

like who is he even mad at here

Thinking he might have vested interest in NBC from the apprentice days or perhaps simply remembers the sailor who brought him to the dance and wants NBC to succeed.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

Actually a great post by her

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


trans women are women - kurt cobain

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

titty_baby_ posted:

Actually a great post by her

Yeah if you were 20 when Nirvana formed you're in your 60s now. A middle aged man should be wearing something more modern, like a Nickleback shirt or a Paparoach promotional beenie.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Salt Fish posted:

Yeah if you were 20 when Nirvana formed you're in your 60s now. A middle aged man should be wearing something more modern, like a Nickleback shirt or a Paparoach promotional beenie.

Me, listening to All We Know Is Falling by Paramore:

:corsair: "They just don't make music like this anymore!"

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

Actually a great post by her

it was a good joke, but she deleted it like a coward

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Salt Fish posted:

Yeah if you were 20 when Nirvana formed you're in your 60s now. A middle aged man should be wearing something more modern, like a Nickleback shirt or a Paparoach promotional beenie.

if you were a teen when nevermind came out you'd be around 50

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