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I can't believe all of USAs cargo traffic went over a single bridge in Baltimore.
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sounds like a good excuse to make Elon Musk tunnels WAIT A MINUTE
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Athas posted:I can't believe all of USAs cargo traffic went over a single bridge in Baltimore. Yea there are hard truths in this life gonna have to grow up some time.
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Mar 28, 2024 18:01
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Athas posted:I can't believe all of USAs cargo traffic went over a single bridge in Baltimore. It may be not all lost though. The Lewis & Clark inland expedition sent a missive via friendly injun couriers, and in the hinterland territories north and west of Baltimore they have apparently uncovered a hitherto unknown alternate I-695 route.
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Is this that scene where a boat drives onto a crowded beach? Other than they both have boats how in the gently caress is that “eerily close”? lmao these people are ill
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Mar 28, 2024 18:02
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Don't be foolish, nobody would be desperate enough to get goods delivered to waiting Americans to risk braving the frontier challenge of driving an extra 10 miles. They've cut us off. CUT US OFF!
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Hazo posted:Is this that scene where a boat drives onto a crowded beach? you just arent thinking hard enough  also... the key bridge? and terrorists target key infrastructure?
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Earwicker posted:you just arent thinking hard enough And with boats that travel in the sea... C... for Catwoman!
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Mar 28, 2024 18:11
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They are playing bridge in a hotel room. 
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Log082 posted:And with boats that travel in the sea... C... for Catwoman! Seriously. 1960s Batman detective thinking was meant to be amusingly puerile, not a playbook.
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Mar 28, 2024 18:18
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Sentient Data posted:More important would be getting rid of the pylons. Have they tried hanging the bridge from zeppelins that are themselves tethered to the ground?
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Mar 28, 2024 18:27
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Yea but I do love a dragoon.
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Mar 28, 2024 18:35
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I'm seeing the conspiracy loons now noticing the eclectics shorting along the top screaming that they can see explosive charges being detonated along the top of the bridge, as if it would have needed assistance in collapsing after the main support was hosed.
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Mar 28, 2024 19:01
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preparing myself for the inevitable flood of loose change 2 truthers to infest my family's brains hooraycumpantry posted:easter dinner gonna rule 100000x Mudlark fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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Mar 28, 2024 19:03
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easter dinner gonna rule
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wesleywillis posted:Isn't the mason dixon line east-west? The line is east-west, dividing the country into a north and a south
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Mar 28, 2024 19:16
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I was looking for a clip from one of the local TV stations (and regretting that I no longer have a way to record OTA TV on my computer) and came across a story from last Friday where the coast guard was seeking help in identifying someone sending false mayday calls. Since this is a Real thing that Actually Happened of course none of the  nuts have latched onto it.https://twitter.com/uscgmidatlantic/status/1770882486618222779 But given everything we know about the timeline it would've only taken a little bit of delay (like radioing back to confirm) on forwarding the information to the transit police to make a difference. That almost certainly didn't happen here, but it really puts emphasis on how tight the window was to get the construction crew off the bridge - if this moron had been broadcasting a fake distress call around the same time even dispatching the information could've been delayed and they might not have been able to stop traffic in time. New video from this guy today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alpaDfnT-Bk Mostly aligns with what I've been thinking re: clearing the channel - you don't have to completely remove the bridge to get the channel open, there's already some assets nearby that can help with the salvage operations, and if someone pushes for it they could have the channel open in a couple of weeks. Also new to me was the news that the ship was partially grounded, not sure if anyone knows if that's going to make a big difference in the recovery timeline.
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Mar 28, 2024 19:20
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Gentlemen, fire the boats!
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Mar 28, 2024 19:38
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Incompetence warfare. We need our dumbest people to do the stupidest thing to our enemies!
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Shannow posted:I'm seeing the conspiracy loons now noticing the eclectics shorting along the top screaming that they can see explosive charges being detonated along the top of the bridge, as if it would have needed assistance in collapsing after the main support was hosed. laughable. i am actually an expert in specifically this type of boat-bridge collision as well as mason-dixonian shipping logistics and i assure you, it would be categorically impossible for an "accident" of this type to occur without the involvement of demons and the lizard people.
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Mar 28, 2024 19:44
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If the lizard people and the demons are cooperating a bridge is the least of our concerns. We should be moving to secure our warm rocks and strategic virgin sacrifice supplies.
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Mar 28, 2024 19:47
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The internet really was a mistake and I don't think it's been a net good for society
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Mar 28, 2024 19:50
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Ginette Reno posted:The internet really was a mistake and I don't think it's been a net good for society We crossed the point of no return with MySpace and social media where everyone is just all in one big group. If you still had to learn how to set up a personal website to share your views it'd be an impenetrable barrier to most whackjobs.
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Mar 28, 2024 19:58
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:We crossed the point of no return with MySpace and social media where everyone is just all in one big group. Someone's never read timecube
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Mar 28, 2024 19:59
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:If you still had to learn how to set up a personal website to share your views it'd be an impenetrable barrier to most whackjobs. lol yes geocities was notorious for being full of completely sane websites and an utter lack of whackjobs, basic html is clearly an impenetrable barrier conspiracy theorists cannot cross 
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Mar 28, 2024 20:03
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people attach their real names and faces on social media now instead of a smoking chipmunk and it’s been all downhill since
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Mar 28, 2024 20:07
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naem posted:people attach their real names and faces on social media now instead of a smoking chipmunk and it’s been all downhill since you're just saying this to throw off the trail but its too late, everyone knows you actually are a smoking chipmunk irl
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Mar 28, 2024 20:08
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Earwicker posted:lol yes geocities was notorious for being full of completely sane websites and an utter lack of whackjobs, basic html is clearly an impenetrable barrier conspiracy theorists cannot cross Yeah but they were mostly funny grandpa yelling about 8 dimensional bathrooms was good for a sensible chuckle, grandpa storming a pizza place looking for slave children is less so
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Mar 28, 2024 20:11
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naem posted:people attach their real names and faces on social media now instead of a smoking chipmunk and it’s been all downhill since
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Yeah but they were mostly funny grandpa yelling about 8 dimensional bathrooms was good for a sensible chuckle, grandpa storming a pizza place looking for slave children is less so true but i dont think html is whats making the difference also not sure where this "grandpa" stuff is coming from, the dude who stormed the pizza place is in his 20s.
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https://x.com/waltermasterson/status/1773087741695148301?s=20 Checkmate, libs
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100 tons tho! that's like 4 full shipping containers.
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HappyHippo posted:Someone's never read timecube no we have all read time cube the point is gene ray was an outlier, someone who went to the trouble and labor to post when it required trouble and labor now that everyone can be a loud crank with web sites that make money off of loud cranks, it's not as special private money fucks something good up once again
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frumpykvetchbot posted:100 tons tho! Literally. At least the CEO is getting out in front of it before
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Has anyone said that if Baltimore had been a Russian city it would now be called blyat-imore?
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wesleywillis posted:Has anyone said that if Baltimore had been a Russian city it would now be called blyat-imore? Suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat cyka
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat cyka What is cyka? Is that some sort of woke pronoun? I'll have you know that it was Dr wokensteins like you that caused this disaster in the first place
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Athas posted:Could blockchain solve this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=I8F7GZnERNU&si=zn9hl4-NBL3LfXn5&t=34 It did not. Ps we had to have a meeting on our bridge where they forced the entire crew to stand there and watch this entire video. Should’ve scuttled the ship there and then.
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Mr Teatime posted:https://youtube.com/watch?v=I8F7GZnERNU&si=zn9hl4-NBL3LfXn5&t=34 Have you considered boating less poorly?
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