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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dapper_Swindler posted:

and i still dont think they pull it off. also pretty sure the economy would implode if they legit tried it. also yeah you would have legit session.

Yeah I’d say an article 5 rewrite of the constitution against the will of the majority of our highly-populated states would, at best, kick off civil unrest that results in a litany of states refusing to recognize the federal government and, at worst, a full-on civil war with nuclear weapons.

I mean the very first thing that Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia would attempt would be the removal of the 13th Amendment and uh, that would basically be a war in and of itself right there.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

:dafuq:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Wait, I thought they loved Hitler?

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wait, I thought they loved Hitler?



Hitler killed Hitler after all :dumb:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Agents are GO! posted:

Oh, but you were such an exceptional tosser! :(


Don’t worry I didn’t forget any of my old tricks, just learned new ones :shehuck:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
:lol: Fuckin wiener

Senator Ted Cruz Forces Amendment Into FAA Bill To Give Lawmakers Police Escorts Through Airports
https://jalopnik.com/senator-ted-cruz-forces-amendment-into-faa-bill-to-give-1851372324

quote:

Congress desperately needs to pass a bill to fund the Federal Aviation Administration for the next four years before a short-term funding extension runs out in May. It’s a big enough deal that even Republicans aren’t willing to roll the dice on whether or not air travel can safely continue without reauthorizing the FAA. That doesn’t mean, however, that they aren’t going to try to sneak their pet projects into the reauthorization bill. Senator Ted Cruz, for example, wants lawmakers to be guaranteed a police escort through the airport when they travel.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wait, I thought they loved Hitler?



4 more years!

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

This is a fukn rollercoaster, I don't understand - is trump megarich, because of stock, or is he megapoor and going to prison?

In his thread he often gets called a chaos elemental and I think that's perfect.
When he needs to pay a contractor the work was shoddy. When leasing the property its the best you can get.
When he needs to borrow money for a bond he is a billionaire. When he needs to post cash for a bond he is a pauper.
The stock is worth billions. But it is also worthless because there is no underlying value AND he can't cash it out.
His followers look at him and see a savior. We look at him and see a con and an idiot.
If he every faces consequences I'm afraid he will both be suffering and abused, but also unfazed and living like a king.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Ouhei posted:

None of them give a poo poo about the rest of the Trumps, like once Don's finally dead the failsons will try to pick up the torch and be promptly ignored.

Junior has already started copying Dong's speaking voice. There was a rant of his that was posted here a few days ago and it was really obvious, like a bad SNL impression.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Lifespan posted:

:lol: Fuckin wiener

Senator Ted Cruz Forces Amendment Into FAA Bill To Give Lawmakers Police Escorts Through Airports
https://jalopnik.com/senator-ted-cruz-forces-amendment-into-faa-bill-to-give-1851372324

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

kazil posted:

Here's the dumbass article
https://www.theamericanconservative.com/trump-2028/

Besides the fact that it doesn't even begin to outline how they would repeal the amendment, there's dumb poo poo like this

If the candidate was so popular, he wouldn't have been nonconsecutive terms dumbass. Also, Trump has never won the popular vote.
Also the idea that not letting him run for a second term would be "against basic fair play" when he already ran for a second term and failed, but that run doesn't count because Reasons.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Endorph posted:

trump actually does have charisma. its a weird, twisted, carcrash version of it, but he is a guy that commands your attention. none of his kids have any of that
trump can shmooze. there are tons of stories about trump going up to a random employee all "i heard so much about you, they say you're the best, you're awesome, you're so cool" and that's all some people need.
then some of them get a cheap watch or a car and pledge their life to trump.
trump's very much an empty suit he says or does whatever to get his way. and, a-a-apparently, there are a LOT of people with no self esteem.
every trump follower married the first person to give them any attention whatsoever or whomsoever bid the highest.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

gently caress the donald!!!

DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already

Cthulu Carl posted:

90s era TLC was something else, especially when our newspaper's channel guide didn't list it.

Sometimes you'd turn it on and get Connections, or a show about a work of literature narrated by Donald Sutherland. Sometimes you'd get infrared footage of people loving.

My dad had a knack for always turning it on when the series that showed in-depth close-up footage of actual surgeries was on.

hell yeah

they had some weird classroom physics show that had a bunch of animated equations

edit:

yeah! Mechanical Universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWrOozSSdW8&t=267s

DemihumanResources fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Mar 28, 2024

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Lifespan posted:

:lol: Fuckin wiener

Senator Ted Cruz Forces Amendment Into FAA Bill To Give Lawmakers Police Escorts Through Airports
https://jalopnik.com/senator-ted-cruz-forces-amendment-into-faa-bill-to-give-1851372324

It makes me happy that Ted has caught enough poo poo from the general public in airports to consider this important

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Shishkahuben posted:

Deploy the noise marines!

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1767162900139901384

I feel like I spend too much time itt, I have become numb to the idea that president Donald "Azathoth" has cultivated a literal court of sycophants and mindless entertainers to provide three layers of insulation against the real world and any consequences or opposition. That's just the daily state of affairs for a guy we decided should be president and are kinda considering doing so again

Mar-a-lago is the same sort of horrific hell dimension as the overbook hotel or the Las Vegas airport. Just direct stimulation of the senses of the most meaningless sort. No thoughts, only the random firing of synapses in a seizing brain.

Again, yes they're all sycophants.


You can't argue with this. You literally walk in and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS INSANE JOKES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and walk away.

Green shirt guy was right.

FFS he had to be told TWICE "you're on, stupid". He can't hit a mark, except for the ones that are paying him.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


absolutely infuriating. religious extremists are a cancer on human civilization.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



If Obama was related to Hitler wouldn’t that give him an edge against Trump?

Also the last guy they wanted to repeal that amendment for was Reagan. Lmao.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Endorph posted:

trump actually does have charisma. its a weird, twisted, carcrash version of it, but he is a guy that commands your attention. none of his kids have any of that

this. trump is the loud dickhead jock who made it big being a shithead and people see honesty in that for various lovely reasons.the issue that brain rot, extream politics and age have taken their toll. loving lol.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Buce posted:

absolutely infuriating. religious extremists are a cancer on human civilization.

This

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Ted Cruz looks a lot like my sister's ex husband. I wish he were more like him, my sister's ex is basically a nice but very lazy guy who doesn't do much. Ted Cruz should be like that.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
actually there were a couple of reps that brought up repealing the 22nd amendment every year during bush and obama and clinton just to demonstrate how bad of an idea it is. they did not even attempt this when trump.
of course, under obama, it got passed around as "obama wants to be president for life!!!" because everything was a conspiracy

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1773438541483168162?s=20

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
there are two points of view: the republican point of view and the biased point of view

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Lifespan posted:

:lol: Fuckin wiener

Senator Ted Cruz Forces Amendment Into FAA Bill To Give Lawmakers Police Escorts Through Airports
https://jalopnik.com/senator-ted-cruz-forces-amendment-into-faa-bill-to-give-1851372324

Yeah I'm sure Ted "do you know who I am?" Cruz gets a lot of grief at airports from those uppity USA agents.

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
1,000+ posts since my morning coffee. What happened?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



chainchompz posted:

1,000+ posts since my morning coffee. What happened?

Today was the day Donald Trump became President.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That's one of those things I'm never going to figure out - how a political movement that thrives on Anti-semitic conspiracy theories manages to love Israel.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Harald posted:

That's one of those things I'm never going to figure out - how a political movement that thrives on Anti-semitic conspiracy theories manages to love Israel.

Israel loves anti semetic theories if they think they can benefit from it

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally




chainchompz posted:

1,000+ posts since my morning coffee. What happened?

goons fell for a right wing conspiracy and argued about it for 10 pages

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Randalor posted:

Wait, is the hentai seperate from Mein Kampf, or is it hentai editions of Mein Kampf?

Trump lol thread: hentai editions of Mein Kampf

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Harald posted:

That's one of those things I'm never going to figure out - how a political movement that thrives on Anti-semitic conspiracy theories manages to love Israel.

https://twitter.com/lionel_trolling/status/1773397486268252274?s=20

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Harald posted:

That's one of those things I'm never going to figure out - how a political movement that thrives on Anti-semitic conspiracy theories manages to love Israel.

Nothing complicated about it. It's just a matter of hate hierarchy. They might hate jews, but they Hate muslims, and Israel's neverending war with them is something they simply can't not support.

Apocalyptic cultists aside, it's really that simple.

"They might be evil, but they're at least civilized" basically.

Aramis fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 28, 2024

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Please keep doing this

https://twitter.com/NewsWire_US/status/1773369530363830481?s=20

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Harald posted:

That's one of those things I'm never going to figure out - how a political movement that thrives on Anti-semitic conspiracy theories manages to love Israel.

Because Israel under Likud is the ethno-state they crave

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



InsertPotPun posted:

there are two points of view: the republican point of view and the biased point of view
Indeed, so when you become unbiased you naturally support “TRUMP “

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



TulliusCicero posted:

Because Israel under Likud is the ethno-state they crave
Also lets them own their real enemies (the libs; also Jews)

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Buce posted:

absolutely infuriating. religious extremists are a cancer on human civilization.

Sometimes I wonder if religion didn’t exist, what would bugfuck insane people even talk about?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

TulliusCicero posted:

Because Israel under Likud is the ethno-state they crave

But they have Russia as an example of a Christian nationalist dictatorship. isn't that enough?

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Ralph Hurley posted:

Sometimes I wonder if religion didn’t exist, what would bugfuck insane people even talk about?

take a gander at a megathread and find out!

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