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MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Mulaney Power Move posted:

He's completely against any form of student loan forgiveness. His whole grift is to make it seem like repayment plans or PSLF is impossible to qualify for, so you pay him to take his financial advice which is basically pay off all your debt in ten years and never take out a loan or use a credit card.

His followers will tell you that even if you qualify for PSLF it's still wrong to do because it's unethical lol

Yeah. Definitely a good candidate for the guillotine

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Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
"So you assaulted a baby."

Pin him down on it and don't let him wriggle out unless he ragequits the interview. The pregnancy, to him, is a fully formed baby with rights. The baby is in the mother. He assaulted the mother. "So you assaulted a baby." None of the other details matter.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Serious_Cyclone posted:

"So you assaulted a baby."


I thought it was a werewolf!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mozi posted:

let he who has not beat his pregnant wife cast the first stone


... woah woah not everyone all at once

All the cops ITT start kickin the sand

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007



:lmao:
i think i've reached my comedy quota for the day

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

pixaal posted:

I thought it was a werewolf!

There wolf.

There baby.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

nobodygetshurt posted:



:lmao:
i think i've reached my comedy quota for the day

so is he a griffter or some dipshit true believer?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so is he a griffter or some dipshit true believer?

You can be both.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
I'm not sure that a Kennedy should be making references to long shots

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1773489535630049297

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he will probably win because red area but holy poo poo if he lost because he was a loving nut job.
https://twitter.com/Fritschner/status/1773727377824055319

when he says "we were both arrested for assault" he means him and the baby cuz he felt it kick

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

how to sound like you're 183 years old: "weed heads"

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
reefer madness

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

pixaal posted:

I thought it was a werewolf!

It looked like a damned ocelot. I saved your life!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

isnt this guy a drunk roidhead rapist?

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

redshirt posted:

Good news everyone! Senator Susan Collins says she won't vote for Trump this fall.


Yeah she'll make a big show about not voting for him, then if he were elected she'd enable ALL of his insane objectives with a furrowed brow.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Catastrophe posted:

how to sound like you're 183 years old: "weed heads"

wouldnt an 183 year old would remember when you had to grow hemp by law

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ShimaTetsuo posted:

"kentucky colonel" (the thing that "colonel" sanders was) isn't a real colonel, it's some complete bullshit title that the state of kentucky hands out to tens of thousands of people every single year. in fact they give it to so many people that they had to shrink the certificate because it was costing too much.

You just gave me a great idea for my Kentucky-born wife, thanks.

raifield
Feb 21, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

You just gave me a great idea for my Kentucky-born wife, thanks.

Probably a better gift than naming a star after her.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Silly Burrito posted:

You just gave me a great idea for my Kentucky-born wife, thanks.

Make sure she goes home to get the plate so everyone else knows about her esteemed title

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


he's just quoting stan from american dad, i assume

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

nobodygetshurt posted:



:lmao:
i think i've reached my comedy quota for the day

Did he spend half a million dollars on that little icon?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

pixaal posted:

I thought it was a werewolf!

Whatever you say Rodney.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Buce posted:

he's just quoting stan from american dad, i assume

Lol

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

yeah but is it though? is it really?

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005




High Times Magazine is the most dangerous literature ever published

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



Fun fact, this is because the mucosa in your rectum can distinguish between solids and gas, but they get confused sometimes between gas and liquid.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


It's Friday after the Monday Trump was supposed to pay $464m, and he had his bond reduced on Monday to $175. Did he post it? Doesn't seem like his assets are getting threatened because of forfeiture, but it also seems to be finding news on this was not clear or forthcoming for me.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


5er posted:

It's Friday after the Monday Trump was supposed to pay $464m, and he had his bond reduced on Monday to $175. Did he post it? Doesn't seem like his assets are getting threatened because of forfeiture, but it also seems to be finding news on this was not clear or forthcoming for me.

Help me donation cult you are my only hope

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so is he a griffter or some dipshit true believer?

I don't think he's a grifter in the sense of someone doing it for money. I think he's a guy with a Muskian narcissistic need for attention and belief in his own intelligence and "destiny," so maybe a grifter for attention, but probably more of a true believer.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Grey Cat posted:

Fun fact, this is because the mucosa in your rectum can distinguish between solids and gas, but they get confused sometimes between gas and liquid.

wow, what a smart rear end

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Speedboat Jones posted:

He's Portuguese, which is technically Hispanic but not who you would usually think of as Hispanic first.

Edit: might sound weird, but I'm half Portuguese, and my whole family swears we're not Hispanic. They could always be full of poo poo though.

Hispanic means a person or culture related to Spain or the Spanish language. Portugal is not that, they have their own language.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

5er posted:

It's Friday after the Monday Trump was supposed to pay $464m, and he had his bond reduced on Monday to $175. Did he post it? Doesn't seem like his assets are getting threatened because of forfeiture, but it also seems to be finding news on this was not clear or forthcoming for me.

he has 6 more days to come up with the 175 mil

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

He still has like 5 more days to come up with the $175 million

Fu k you ^^

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Stink Billyums posted:

he has 6 more days to come up with the 175 mil

5 more days before they lower the amount he has to pay

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

ElectricSheep posted:

wow, what a smart rear end

:biotruths:

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence

The people who are most against weed are the same people that would get the greatest benefits from it.

Goddamn. Just get high occasionally so you’re not so loving angry all the time.

Pasty Doughboy
Dec 23, 2006
With red way hair. One day it will all be gone, I’ll go blind from the glare

I’m doing my part!

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


ElectricSheep posted:

wow, what a smart rear end

a dumbass, surely.

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