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OwlFancier, crispix)
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Millions of quid now going to be diverted from uni teaching to develop a boat that travels quicker in diarrhea. Edit: Buy your own EColi 115 here: https://www.mast-group.com/uk/products/id-and-detection/mast-assure-escherichia-coli-agglutinating-antisera/m12045/
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Mar 30, 2024 19:42
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UKMT: It would be a lot nicer if there wasn't as much poo in the water
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Mar 30, 2024 19:49
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Angepain posted:UKMT: It would be a lot nicer if there wasn't as much poo in the water
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Mar 30, 2024 19:57
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Thatcher took our milk, gave us poo.
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Mar 30, 2024 20:00
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She would rather the poo were pooer provided the rich were more rich
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Mar 30, 2024 20:03
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happyhippy posted:Millions of quid now going to be diverted from uni teaching to develop a boat that travels quicker in diarrhea. I like that the first thing I saw when I clicked this poo link was "DO YOU AGREE TO COOKIES?"
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Mar 30, 2024 20:05
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if oxford want to win next year they just need to recruit an entire crew of those indians who deep dive into the sewers to fix pipes armed only with a mask and a slug of vodka
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Mar 30, 2024 20:08
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Gee I wonder who deals with the water where the Oxford Boathouses are?  Ah yes.
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Mar 30, 2024 20:09
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happyhippy posted:Thatcher took our milk, gave us poo. so much for the lactose tolerant left
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Mar 30, 2024 20:09
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Is it more poo ridden than normal?
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Mar 30, 2024 20:12
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There are soon going to be even more ways to win an e-coli jackpot  https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1774109332725969022
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Mar 30, 2024 20:15
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A poo tide lifts all boats
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Mar 30, 2024 20:29
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happyhippy posted:Millions of quid now going to be diverted from uni teaching to develop a boat that travels quicker in diarrhea. Derive the correct flush frequency and you can generate the brown boat
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Mar 30, 2024 20:32
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I really felt for the poor cox e: In unsurprising news: https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1774160895083438389 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Mar 30, 2024 |
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Mar 30, 2024 21:01
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Take decisive action and ban Israel from Eurovision
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Mar 30, 2024 21:22
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Nah just zero point them, more fun that way.
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Mar 30, 2024 21:41
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Invite Palestine to eurovision.
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Mar 30, 2024 21:50
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America would somehow still give them douze points
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Mar 30, 2024 21:51
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Starbucks posted:Nah just zero point them, more fun that way. They will receive points, I guarantee you. They have friends who think that Israel is right and needs to be supported even if they don't watch the show because it's satanic and gay.
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Mar 30, 2024 21:54
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OwlFancier posted:Invite Palestine to eurovision. it was iceland sending a palestinian as their act which flipped israel from trying to get kicked out to wanting to go, presumably to murder the guy on stage
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Mar 30, 2024 23:23
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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1774154741829763551 Keith will point out that he's promised nothing but more austerity and pain, and then use the huge mandate to claim this is what the nation wants.
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Mar 30, 2024 23:32
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Hope he at least passes medical assistance in dying, but it'll probably be some piss-weak version like you have to have less than three months to live and then you can book an appointment for 15 weeks time.
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Mar 30, 2024 23:34
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Guavanaut posted:Hope he at least passes medical assistance in dying, but it'll probably be some piss-weak version like you have to have less than three months to live and then you can book an appointment for 15 weeks time. It's going to be run by a single consultant + team in the Highlands and the waiting list will be 2 years long. Alternatively it will be outsourced to Serco and there will be a scandal in 5 years when it turns out all the
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Mar 30, 2024 23:40
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nothing wrong with that
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Mar 30, 2024 23:43
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Small reminder to all that the "national living wage" (lmao) goes up to to £11.44 which translates to just under 21k per year at 35hrs a week. If you aren't being paid that from april 1st then you're being illegally underpaid so might be worth checking with your employer. It's less if you're under 21 which I doubt applies to anyone here. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Mar 30, 2024 |
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Mar 30, 2024 23:43
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I'm planning on going the donation to science route because they take care of all the funeral costs, but I'd go with donation to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home if they did same.
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Mar 30, 2024 23:44
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Also while I was working that out it turns out I might have been being underpaid by 2k per year last year lmao. Gonna have to see what I can do about that.
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Mar 30, 2024 23:47
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1774154741829763551 Anyone know if this is an mrp model? 15k respondents indicate it is but I've not seen anything definitive
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Mar 31, 2024 00:30
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fuctifino posted:
Not just the rivers that are full of poo poo
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Mar 31, 2024 00:34
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Hate speech reported to the police: They sure can't take what they dish out, these snowflake right wingers.
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Mar 31, 2024 02:17
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Hate speech reported to the police: Andrew Neil saying polis is giving me the fear. Remember the time Andrew Neil hired David Irving to translate Goebbels diaries, because there definitely weren't any other German-speaking historians who didn't have a history of denying the Holocaust to do it?
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Mar 31, 2024 02:47
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Whenever I think of Andrew Neil, I'm reminded of his prominent launch of GBNews, followed by his quick exit and retreat to his home in France.
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Mar 31, 2024 02:57
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Hate speech reported to the police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2cLl0pisQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGIgf-ICHM
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Mar 31, 2024 03:34
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fuctifino posted:Whenever I think of Andrew Neil, I'm reminded of his prominent launch of GBNews, followed by his quick exit and retreat to his home in France. And that time, to reinforce how much of an unknown fossil he is in the political world stage, he was mistaken for a leftie by Ben Shapiro.
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Mar 31, 2024 04:35
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Why is it darker than i expected... unnoticed time change! Just move the clocks 30min and have done with it. 
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Mar 31, 2024 06:19
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Just Another Lurker posted:Why is it darker than i expected... unnoticed time change! Or just don't move them at all. Idiotic custom
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Mar 31, 2024 07:19
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Scientastic posted:These people aren’t trying to travel on expired passports, the passports are valid, but the UK rule is that passports are valid for ten years, plus any leftover validity you had on your old passport at time of renewal, up to nine months. The European rule is that your passport can only be used up to the tenth anniversary of issue. Also, iirc, this requirement was waived because we were part of the EU, but because we aren't any more, it isn't. So, yes, this is actually the fault of Brexit.
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Mar 31, 2024 08:11
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happyhippy posted:Thames goes through Oxford. Ahem I think you will find it's called the 'Isis' at that point
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Mar 31, 2024 09:05
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feedmegin posted:Ahem I think you will find it's called the 'Isis' at that point Islamic State in Islip and Sibford
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Mar 31, 2024 09:20
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WOKE PLAN TO RENAME THAMES AFTER ISIS REVEALED
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