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16-bit Butt-Head)
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Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I drive in you This Tesla love you've given I love you all a boy could give you Take my cash and that's not nearly all Tesla love (oh-oh-oh-oh) Tesla love
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:09 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 01:01 |
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have they considered a pressurized cylinder?
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:23 |
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americans all have woke mind virus and cant do manly things anymore like build steel bridges
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:30 |
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Bridges should be built from cast aluminum.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:35 |
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“With Flying cars you are your own bridge” - Elon Musk
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:36 |
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A group of Cybertruks can act briefly as a barge.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:37 |
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a gaggle of geese a swarm of locusts a barge of Cybertrucks
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:46 |
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If more people drove the Cybertruck they wouldn't even need a bridge since it serves (briefly) as a boat.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:48 |
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Sir Tonk posted:have they considered a pressurized cylinder? this would increase air resistance and ruin society fyi
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:49 |
we're all way off target here why not simply commute via X, the everything app?
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:56 |
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Godlessdonut posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19 The inelastic deformation understander has logged on
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:04 |
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suspension via surfaces is the key to a successful bridge.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:06 |
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The new bridge should have a ship-proof exoskeleton
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:07 |
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bridge via steel rotation
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:09 |
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If you increase water tension in the bay then cars can just drive across and all you need is traffic lights for ship crossing.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:09 |
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Nenonen posted:If you increase water tension in the bay then cars can just drive across and all you need is traffic lights for ship crossing. finally some ftw thinking
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:10 |
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moist turtleneck posted:im going insane at his weasel words for the contract i'm sure he goes on to explain how those incentives might conceivably work right?
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:10 |
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it's pretty normal for construction contracts to have incentives / penalties for meeting / missing certain milestones related to schedule, budget, etc there aren't incentives for "safe completion" because it's assumed you have to do it safely but there are definitely big issues you can get into if you have safety issues, especially if the contract involves any federal money, which is basically every large civil project
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:12 |
using the locally abundant seawater in your cement is a way to both save cost and add a certain merroir to your rebuilt bridge
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:15 |
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I'm waiting and hoping for Elon to announce the new Tesla Bridgester.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:15 |
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the milk machine posted:it's pretty normal for construction contracts to have incentives / penalties for meeting / missing certain milestones related to schedule, budget, etc there are kpi tied to insurance premiums on site so yeah, there are plenty on big projects
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:21 |
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you know what can't be hit by a boat? tunnels
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:21 |
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Godlessdonut posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19 Elon being a reply guy to the mother of his twins. They never hosed
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:23 |
Elon trying to kill Big Steel by recycling is lit
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:27 |
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thathonkey posted:i'm sure he goes on to explain how those incentives might conceivably work right? The same way the incentives always work. The government gives a private company massive amounts of money and the government receives nothing. The private company just cancels the project.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:34 |
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no lube so what posted:there are kpi tied to insurance premiums on site so yeah, there are plenty on big projects yeah. the safety-related stuff i've seen is all stick, no carrot
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:36 |
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the milk machine posted:guy that knows nothing about construction: just reuse the broken parts MyTesla, everyone's favorite car made from reused materials
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:45 |
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going to build my own cybertruck like johnny cash built his car... one piece at a time
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:46 |
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Gorson posted:If your 5 year old suggested re-using the old steel you would pat them on the head for being both clever and naive the functional takeaway here being that you could replace all of the world’s Musks and Jobs and Vanderbilts with 5 year olds and we would be no worse off because they are inherently worse than 5 year olds yes
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:51 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:going to build my own cybertruck like johnny cash built his car... one piece at a time Elon?
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:54 |
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brugroffil posted:The inelastic deformation understander has logged on it's called strain hardening. it's better than ever
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:56 |
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Godlessdonut posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19 omfg lmao
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:08 |
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reinforce the concrete with crab shells?
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:20 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:What about Walt Wokesney
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:33 |
No Egrets posted:Walt DEIsney
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:36 |
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titty_baby_ posted:Tells you a lot about his manufacturing practices Excuse me, no one on this planet knows more about manufacturing than Elon Musk. Source: Elon Musk.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:39 |
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Infrastructure is stupidly expensive and slow in this country compared to pretty much everywhere else
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:15 |
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brugroffil posted:Infrastructure is stupidly expensive and slow in this country compared to pretty much everywhere else hasn’t there been talk that the Lincoln tunnel is on the verge of imploding for the last 20 years?
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:18 |
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Build it out of stainless steel quicker, cheaper, boat proof thank you Elon I take payment in tether
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:33 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 01:01 |
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bridges are woke
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:44 |