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Simply build an additional sacrificial bridge on either side of the real bridge.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 21:16 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:48 |
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What we need is a SPACE bridge to transport energon back to Cybertron
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 21:31 |
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did they fix the bridge yet
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:15 |
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GolfHole posted:did they fix the bridge yet People always forget to spay and neuter their bridges
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:17 |
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i dont think its any of governments business to be building bridges, i think anyone who wants to get from one side of the bay to the other should take the responsibility to build their own individual bridge and handle its upkeep. maybe a bridge could be shared between family members but thats about it. or perhaps companies like mcdonalds and starbucks on opposing banks could build bridges that their customers are allowed to use if they show a proof of purchase. by 2030 we could be arguing over whether to take the dunkin donuts bridge or the pizza hut bridge because dunkin donuts is notoriously behind on their upkeep and the bridge is unsafe but it still comes with a free box of munchkins when you get to the other side
Earwicker fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Mar 30, 2024 |
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the free market will build the bridge
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:44 |
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Enough of the fake solutions, real plans are finally here
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:58 |
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Elon Musk really is the stupidest man alive.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:59 |
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Does it have to take 10 years though?
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:05 |
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It won't take 10 years. It'll be rebuilt in 18 to 36 months.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:07 |
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I'm predicting there will be something visible to news cameras by late October. Pushing the repair through as fast as is safe would be a huge campaign issue for Biden. Alternatively, the House GOP blocks any federal funding and he campaigns on that.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:11 |
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biznatchio posted:It won't take 10 years. It'll be rebuilt in 18 to 36 months. That and I’m sure they’ll establish a ferry for appearances alone
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:12 |
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biznatchio posted:Elon Musk really is the stupidest man alive. Much like the trapped Thailand soccer team, Elon should send his own bridge solution and then call someone a pedo. It clearly works for him.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:14 |
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Vegetable posted:Does it have to take 10 years though? It's a huge project. There's a lot of corruption they've got to get through.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:18 |
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Medullah posted:What we need is a SPACE bridge to transport energon back to Cybertron Please, Shockwave can’t guard poo poo.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:35 |
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Time_pants posted:It's a huge project. There's a lot of corruption they've got to get through. A project like this one, which will have lots of eyes on it all the way up to the feds, isn't likely to get mired in corruption. It's the less-closely-watched state and local public works projects that usually get milked.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:39 |
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Either someone skims tens of millions off this project or millions gets spent in oversight man-hours to make sure they don't. Just gotta find that sweet spot where you spend enough to stop enough of the stealing to make it a net gain.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:49 |
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frumpykvetchbot posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ9lhqqxpo0 this video would be a lot better if he didn't spent 75% of it reading wikipedia articles to the viewers
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:49 |
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biznatchio posted:It won't take 10 years. It'll be rebuilt in 18 to 36 months. No way in hell 18. It's going to take a few months just to get the old bridge cleaned up. Whatever type of bridge they go with, the big structural elements aren't just sitting on a shelf somewhere. 3 years is plausible, but I'd still bet the over.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:46 |
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You know those salmon cannons that launch fish upstream over dams? That, but for boats
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:05 |
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Kevyn posted:You know those salmon cannons that launch fish upstream over dams? That, but for boats T shirt cannons firing fish into the audience
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:20 |
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gently caress yeah. Paint the picture of a long gone used to be local beer company on the side and let it rip
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:24 |
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ZeusCannon posted:gently caress yeah. Paint the picture of a long gone used to be local beer company on the side and let it rip Does Reckless Ric's still exist in glen burnie
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500excf type r posted:Does Reckless Ric's still exist in glen burnie If you are talking about reckless Rick’s in point pleasant it’s some rams head dockside crap now
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Klyith posted:No way in hell 18. It's going to take a few months just to get the old bridge cleaned up. Whatever type of bridge they go with, the big structural elements aren't just sitting on a shelf somewhere. My money would be on 3-5 but I think with all of the public attention, it's gonna be a priority for the government to make sure bidding is quick, design has an aggressive timeline, etc, so might be closer to 3 than 5
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Sentient Data posted:Enough of the fake solutions, real plans are finally here Early AND safe? gently caress, he is so loving stupid...
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 12:13 |
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this is an immensely ignorant question, but does the type of bridge affect the time it would take to rebuild? could they build a suspension bridge so this doesn't happen again without construction taking more time than replacing the truss bridge?
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:29 |
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Vegetable posted:Does it have to take 10 years though? It originally took 5 years, so with inflation, I put it around 18.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:33 |
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Vampire Panties posted:this is an immensely ignorant question, but does the type of bridge affect the time it would take to rebuild? no infrastructure of any meaningful size has been built or maintained in the area for generations so the idea it can be done at all is purely speculative tbh A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Mar 31, 2024 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:no infrastructure of any meaningful size has been built or maintained in the area for the better part of a century so the idea it can be done at all is purely speculative tbh On that note, is there any reason to rebuild the bridge at all? IIRC there's other hazmat corridors available that they're adding lanes to?
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:51 |
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Vampire Panties posted:could they build a suspension bridge so this doesn't happen again without construction taking more time than replacing the truss bridge? Seems like it would be cheaper if they avoid having pylons in the water but not sure if that’s possible at this crossing.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:55 |
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gently caress the bridge, bridges are lame, how long will it take to rebuild the ship? Ships are great. Edit: replace bridge with some ships!
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:57 |
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Replace the bridge with so many ferries that cars can just drive across, and when it's a ship's turn to go through you can just have the ferries in the way put up their gates and move aside
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:00 |
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Vampire Panties posted:On that note, is there any reason to rebuild the bridge at all? IIRC there's other hazmat corridors available that they're adding lanes to? I suppose it depends on how committed you are to having a major seaport there, and not routing that poo poo through an extra hour or two of residential neighborhoods
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:05 |
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biznatchio posted:A project like this one, which will have lots of eyes on it all the way up to the feds, isn't likely to get mired in corruption. It's the less-closely-watched state and local public works projects that usually get milked. Remind me how long it took to replace the World Trade Center.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:09 |
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the thing the bridge is costing rich people (and everyone else ofc) money every second it's not completed so there is more of an impetus to get it done than the wtc which was just 'yea we could build another thing here i guess'
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:11 |
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The ship has clearly proven itself to be higher in the food chain. I would not bet on bridges in the future.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:14 |
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Bridge, more like bitch
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:14 |
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yeah the WTC holdup was as much as anything else just waiting for things to blow over and it to become politically viable to build something profitable in the most expensive part of Manhattan again instead of some big creepy war church
A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Mar 31, 2024 |
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Vampire Panties posted:this is an immensely ignorant question, but does the type of bridge affect the time it would take to rebuild? Dunno, but probably? Cable-stayed bridges have been pretty overwhelmingly popular in the last few decades. They're faster and cheaper to build. So my bet is the new bridge will be one of those. Cantilever-truss type bridges like the Key Bridge were big in the 50s-70s, probably because steel was cheaper then. (Possibly they were also better for military use? Tons of them were made during the Interstate Act era, when a requirement was "a platoon of tanks rolls across your bridge." Cantilever bridges are more rigid than suspension bridges.) e: A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah the WTC holdup was as much as anything else just waiting for things to blow over and it to become politically viable to build something profitable in the most expensive part of Manhattan again instead of some big creepy war church also a giant stupid legal fight over who got the insurance money, the port authority or the developer who had the overall lease
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