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domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Looking forward to the sympathetic Guardian article about locals who will literally never be able to afford a house.

quote:

Amid reports about devastating shortages of affordable housing for local residents in popular holiday areas in recent years, Hunt decided to make the ownership of FHLs less financially attractive, hoping this would persuade landlords to either sell up or switch their holiday homes to long-term rentals.

Chancellor, what are you doing about affordable housing? Well I am hoping that a minor adjustment to some tax rules will persuade landlords to change their behaviour.

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

If the houses are genuinely worthless, she should donate them to a local charity shop

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

fuctifino posted:

If the houses are genuinely worthless, she should donate them to a local charity shop

But unfair to donate worthless things to a charity shop, they're not a dump

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Green party leafleteers are the tastiest.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NotJustANumber99 posted:

I don't think she actually lives on the island.

So? That doesn't mean she can't move to Great Cumbrae. You make a bad investment then you adapt or you suck up the losses. That's capitalism :shrug:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Cumbrae is literally a 10min boat ride to the mainland and 45 mins from Glasgow on train. Perfect for a granny flat.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i am entitled to make a profit from my asset :mad:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

keep punching joe posted:

Cumbrae is literally a 10min boat ride to the mainland and 45 mins from Glasgow on train. Perfect for a granny flat.

It sounds like she might be wrong then and someone will buy it from her to live in. Chancellor hunt's plan working as intended with the thread's support.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
so is that what the brae's made of, or

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Cumbrae, stay for the worthless asset

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Overheard in a toilet at the pub earlier, three middle-aged, presumably, men:

"Stop blocking the sink you bloody... transgender."
(laughter)
"Mate you belong in the ladies."
(heavy laughter)

I'm still trying to reconcile what's going on here. Like, it's both an example of inexplicable transphobia but also affirming the premise that femme presenting people should be in the womens toilets?

A very strange experience 0/10 would like something less confusing please.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tesseraction posted:

Overheard in a toilet at the pub earlier, three middle-aged, presumably, men:

"Stop blocking the sink you bloody... transgender."
(laughter)
"Mate you belong in the ladies."
(heavy laughter)

I'm still trying to reconcile what's going on here. Like, it's both an example of inexplicable transphobia but also affirming the premise that femme presenting people should be in the womens toilets?

A very strange experience 0/10 would like something less confusing please.

Washing his junk in the sink - apparently that's what men & transwomen do in public toilets according to reports I've read on twitter & elsewhere (an extremely bizarre one on mumsnet!). (I read one the other day - it was weird. The terfs live in a very weird place).

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'd guess in this case it was the other way around, some guy washing his hands properly with soap rather than fingerprinting piss all over the bartop, therefore obviously has a vagina because 'lad humour'.

They'd be calling him a 'fairy' or something instead 15 years back.

(But of course according to terf logic it's trans acceptance that is homophobic.)

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Tesseraction posted:

Overheard in a toilet at the pub earlier, three middle-aged, presumably, men:

"Stop blocking the sink you bloody... transgender."
(laughter)
"Mate you belong in the ladies."
(heavy laughter)

I'm still trying to reconcile what's going on here. Like, it's both an example of inexplicable transphobia but also affirming the premise that femme presenting people should be in the womens toilets?

A very strange experience 0/10 would like something less confusing please.

you’re probably reading too much into it, no different than a bunch of school kids learning a “word” and using it for bants because of the shock value

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jel Shaker posted:

you’re probably reading too much into it, no different than a bunch of school kids learning a “word” and using it for bants because of the shock value

Yeah I think middle-aged guys in a pub toilet are not likely to be trans-exclusionary radical feminists or otherwise making a statement, they're just simultaneously pissed and pissing and taking a piss.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't think that lad bantz makes any sense either linguistically or conceptually. It's like painting a very horrible picture with the shape and associations of lanugage but not the actual meaning you need when using it normally.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I wonder if there's a zoom class in lad bants you can take

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016



Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I wonder if there's a zoom class in lad bants you can take

rather have a boob class waheyyyyyyyy

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Yess, white on white crime.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/MissMarplesback/status/1774437042522370223

e: These points are equally valid imo

https://twitter.com/stokegoblin/status/1774432820888297739

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 31, 2024

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Wasn't this App Mancock?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
If I found myself fully dressed in a brothel at 4am I'd be asking for my money back. Or my constituents money at least

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

WHO REMEMBERS PROPER CHINS?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I would have absolutely smashed being an MP, for a bit. I blamed my career advisor.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Z the IVth posted:

Wasn't this App Mancock?

I wasn't aware that person was ID'd, but lol either way

I went looking on his twitter account to see if he'd posted any recent stuff about Tice or Reform, and nothing jumped out before I gave up scrolling. Has Gullis said something in an interview? Or has Tice heard something said in private, and is firing a warning shot?

When scrolling, I did laugh when I saw people keeping the seagull meme alive

https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1774033830657011946

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.
In no surprise to anyone - Amazon are awful. I bought a fancy office chair back at the end of December. I tried it out and decided mid Jan to return it in the return window because of course £1100 for a chair is nonsense and it was not that comfortable.

Thr chair couldn't be disassembled without a specialist tool so the box was a bit bigger than when delivered. UPS repeatedly refused to pick it up so Amazon told me I needed to do it myself. The larger box size meant it got to freight shipping and Amazon recommended AnyVan. £250 later AnyVan drives the chair to the Amazon Dunfermline address I'd been given where it is rejected as they don't take large parcels. I contact Amazon but despite AnyVan charing them 50 quid a day storage and many promises to escalate the case it takes a week of daily calls to finally get through to someone who has an alternate address (many people suggested sending it to Dunfermline again). That is provided and after paying another £700 to AnyVan (storage & redelivery fee) the item is finally dropped off in the middle of Feb.

It takes until the middle of March and many emails to managingdirector@amazon.co.uk to get the original £1100 refunded but they're still refusing to give me the £950 delivery fees. They ask for information, I provide it and then they ghost me for a week or claim nonsense like I've been too slow to ask for the refund.

I assume it's time for me to threaten legal action? Being a teacher I've now got my Easter holidays and really really want that money back.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
That sounds like it would make for a good problem article for Anna Sims at the guardian, look her upm

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm not personally sure that "yes I was hosed up in a brothel at 4AM but you see the devious foreigns wanted me to be there" is a very good defence. Like you're still there of your own volition.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
amazon returns have always been pretty good for me.

but gently caress me I'm not buying an office chair for a grand and then casually chucking another grand at getting it to go away

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

OwlFancier posted:

I'm not personally sure that "yes I was hosed up in a brothel at 4AM but you see the devious foreigns wanted me to be there" is a very good defence. Like you're still there of your own volition.

Clearly he was easily gulled

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

was a couple weeks back but I missed this galactic brain take from a Brit director whose works I have previously enjoyed

https://twitter.com/JamesHibberd/status/1768702192985247772

I mean jeez

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How you run the state could never have moral implications.

An incredible position from somebody apparently making a movie about the US civil war??

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
i feel like civil war will be a very funny movie to hoot and holler with friends about after you can Find It Online

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NoneMoreNegative posted:

was a couple weeks back but I missed this galactic brain take from a Brit director whose works I have previously enjoyed

https://twitter.com/JamesHibberd/status/1768702192985247772

I mean jeez

You can't say Naziism is bad because it's just an ideological argument for how to run a state is certainly an opinion

Are we sure Alex Garland isn't a D&D mod?

Anyway, another fine example of why public school attendees should be forced into anonymity.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


There is no way in hell the pod doesn't review this thing.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

was a couple weeks back but I missed this galactic brain take from a Brit director whose works I have previously enjoyed

https://twitter.com/JamesHibberd/status/1768702192985247772

I mean jeez

i’m guessing there’s absolutely no explanation how the civil war started or interrogation on how it might have? just sort of happened and “both sides” are bad?

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

Jel Shaker posted:

i’m guessing there’s absolutely no explanation how the civil war started or interrogation on how it might have? just sort of happened and “both sides” are bad?

Yeah it's kept vague

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

The Independent goes into detail about what Gullis said to upset Lice

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/richard-tice-reform-uk-mps-reform-survation-b2521267.html

quote:

The online spate appeared to have been triggered by Mr Gullis’ criticism of Reform in the Mail on Sunday.

The newspaper reported that the Nigel Farage-linked party’s would-be MPs include a convicted animal abuser and a fortune-teller who sold spells for £200 on the OnlyFans website.

Mr Gullis said: “Reform says its candidates have been vetted and given that all of this information was in the public domain, we can only assume this cast of characters passed Mr Tice’s muster.

“We are clearly not just talking about a ‘few rotten eggs’ here. If you are promoting candidates banned from looking after dogs, how can you honestly say they are capable of looking after the interests of their constituents?”

*Lord Austin enters the chat*

:allears:

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Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Sad Panda posted:

because of course £1100 for a chair is nonsense and it was not that comfortable.


What was the chair out of curiosity.

Spending a lot of money on your office chair is actually good advice if you spend a lot of time in it. High quality office chairs cost £800+ but usually come with insanely good decade long guarantees and will easily last double that if cared for.

However if you are patient you can often find them second hand or refurbished from outlet stores for £300-400, sometimes even less from marketplaces from people who are selling off the chair work gave them not realising what it is.

Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Apr 1, 2024

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