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Toxic Mental posted:who posted the thread in a discord or whatever i have this thread in my bookmarks and clicked on the wrong one lol
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Apr 1, 2024 06:00
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there are too many trumps fix it
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Apr 1, 2024 06:02
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UltraShame posted:Catholicism is the best Christianity because it is secretly a vast polytheist pantheon. There's a patron saint for the Internet. https://www.wordonfire.org/articles/the-patron-saint-of-the-internet/ You can just create/remove deities and semi-deities as needed, really. The Bible fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Apr 1, 2024 06:04
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Bottom Liner posted:dumb low effort garbage not funny Don't sign your 
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Apr 1, 2024 06:09
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What's the deadline for the 150 million or so?
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Apr 1, 2024 06:10
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Imagine Trump jacking his little toadstool dick jizzing right at you, but instead of jizz, it’s shooting out tiny little mushrooms, and every time a mushroom comes out of his pee hole, it very obviously pains him and he’s squinting and grunting in pain but just keeps doing it because biological imperatives, right? New thread title please
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Apr 1, 2024 06:12
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Jestery posted:What's the deadline for the 150 million or so? It's a hard $175m by I think EOD 4/6 or 4/7
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Apr 1, 2024 06:14
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Lifespan posted:It's a hard $175m by I think EOD 4/6 or 4/7 What happens if he doesn't/can't pay it? Also, did NY take his poo poo yet? Someone said that was a pretty efficient procedure there. The Bible fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Apr 1, 2024 06:15
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Lifespan posted:It's a hard $175m by I think EOD 4/6 or 4/7 April?
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Apr 1, 2024 06:19
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I reread the post and tried imagining it. Pretty funny imagery, thank you.
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Apr 1, 2024 06:25
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Imagine Trump jacking his little toadstool dick jizzing right at you, but instead of jizz, it’s shooting out tiny little mushrooms, and every time a mushroom comes out of his pee hole, it very obviously pains him and he’s squinting and grunting in pain but just keeps doing it because biological imperatives, right? Alright I’m imagining this, what next
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Apr 1, 2024 06:27
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:there are too many trumps fix it Pmurt perhaps
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Apr 1, 2024 06:32
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us president dingle j. tingle
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Apr 1, 2024 06:36
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This is controlled by the Biden Campaign, isn't it? Because it's kinda lowkey genius to take Trump's pathetic whining and give it the proper narrative balance and challenge it on a separate platform. Also circumvents the media's attempt to normalize and justify it by saying 'here you go, this is the idiot you want in charge, you stupid fucks' and such.
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Apr 1, 2024 06:41
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the nite krew kometh
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Apr 1, 2024 06:45
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into a "kome zone", if you will
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Apr 1, 2024 06:47
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The Bible posted:There's a patron saint for the Internet. drat straight THE BIBLE!
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Apr 1, 2024 07:03
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I imagined the trumpstool toadjack and am better for it, imho
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Apr 1, 2024 07:11
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The Bible posted:What happens if he doesn't/can't pay it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWrL82lW5Q&t=11s
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Apr 1, 2024 07:13
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Do you think that Melania insists that Stank, Choad, Ivanka call her "mom"? I would ask about Tiffany, but I doubt she is invited round Mar A Lago often enough.
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Apr 1, 2024 07:28
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who?
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Apr 1, 2024 07:32
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BrigadierSensible posted:Do you think that Melania insists that Stank, Choad, Ivanka call her "mom"? God no, there is no way she wants that
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Apr 1, 2024 07:32
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BrigadierSensible posted:Do you think that Melania insists that Stank, Choad, Ivanka call her "mom"? She insists they never appear in the same room as her, unless contractually stipulated. Well, maybe she tolerates Ivanka sometimes.
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Apr 1, 2024 07:47
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Inspector Hound posted:Tommy tuberville is a living cartoon everyone accepts like the cat detective in the last action hero I just listened to the Blank Check/How Did This Get Made? crossover episode on Last Action Hero the other day, and large parts of that movie like the cartoon cat have been stuck in my mind ever since.
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Apr 1, 2024 07:48
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I hope barron is the black sheep and reads to the blind In a thick slavic accent
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Apr 1, 2024 07:55
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a dem president could solve climate change, cure diseases and user in a new era for humanity. but some 615 lb troll from home alone movies would be like "obamna lowered the toilet water, now my big mac shits take 15 flushes" and 70 million chuds would vote him in between shooting their own eyes out, tasing themselves in the balls and coughing themselves to death. then millions more would be like "who cares both sides da same, cnn lied" and 69% wouldn't vote at all arrgh
Fishmasher fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Apr 1, 2024 08:00
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lol
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Apr 1, 2024 08:03
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Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Apr 1, 2024 08:03
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Don't tease with that. It's just cruel to get our hopes up.
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Apr 1, 2024 08:06
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Boo. Got my hopes up for a fraction of a second.
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Apr 1, 2024 08:15
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I'm so tired of April Fool's day
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Apr 1, 2024 08:15
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I got excited then looked at the date on the tweet and the date on my phone
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Apr 1, 2024 08:16
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i would immediately re-evaluate my hatred of april 1st
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Apr 1, 2024 08:19
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It would be funny if trump shat himself to death on April fool’s and nobody believed it was true because it was too ridiculous. Best case scenario really.
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Apr 1, 2024 08:19
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Professor Shark posted:Trump benefits so much from the system set up to ensure people like him don’t face consequences and, like all those people, he deserves the least amount of special consideration because he’s such a loving rear end in a top hat. And for further irony, it's possible that he's actually damaging that very system. As the French Revolution shows, and probably other historical incidents, 'the wealthy get everything and suffer nothing' only really works if, for a broad umbrella, you don't call attention to it. If it's just a constant background pain, then people can ignore it, be overwhelmed by it, tolerate it, feel that it's impossible to change, etc etc. But if you keep rubbing people's faces in it, eventually you're going to get the Machiavellian line crossing into hatred, and at that point, people will be willing to suffer to oppose you. And I mean REAL hatred, not the jackoff hatred the Chuds crave. Trump is such a screeching poo poo flinging rear end in a top hat that I like to think he's shoving constant small needles of rot into the setup it took smarter and nastier people generations to build. And perhaps savor the irony that this was inevitable. Because as shown, if you lessen the hardships needed to succeed at something, then eventually the incompetent thundering down the path beaten by others will outnumber the ones who want to walk it carefully. Or maybe a better analogy: Trump is that apocryphal story of some guy who showed off how dense and unbreakable the glass window was by constantly running and jumping full bore into it. And the window never broke. But doing it over and over and over eventually damaged and warped the frame, and eventually when he smashed himself into the glass for the last time, it just popped out and the guy's momentum sent him out to his death. Except in this case, the guy falling out the window somehow sets off a chain reaction that makes the whole building fall down. Or something.
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Apr 1, 2024 08:24
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De-IK'd for this. or Modded. I can't decide which is the punishment/reward.
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Apr 1, 2024 09:02
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trump owes half a billy when
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Apr 1, 2024 09:10
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UltraShame posted:Catholicism is the best Christianity because it is secretly a vast polytheist pantheon. I hope (s)he responds to silent prayers…
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Apr 1, 2024 09:13
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Cornwind Evil posted:Or maybe a better analogy: Trump is that apocryphal story of some guy who showed off how dense and unbreakable the glass window was by constantly running and jumping full bore into it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy The alpha male stupidity of jumping into windows is very Trumplike, but he would never waste his precious finite energy levels by exerting himself like that.
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Apr 1, 2024 09:21
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The Bible posted:What happens if he doesn't/can't pay it? They cut it in half and give him another two weeks, I guess?
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