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The Oldest Man posted:When you think about it not promoting medically assisted suicide for the poor and then harvesting their organs to pay off their debts posthumously is anti-bodily autonomy
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Apr 2, 2024 17:58
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Shageletic posted:Absolutely nightmare party Simply convert your entire identity into your job and you too can enjoy making power point presentations for your friends and family.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:00
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tldr, how about the price of SA chatbots? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 2, 2024 18:00
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triple sulk posted:2015 was almost ten years ago. lol, lmao ram dass in hell posted:that doesnt sound right
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Apr 2, 2024 18:00
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Paradoxish posted:Simply convert your entire identity into your job and you too can enjoy making power point presentations for your friends and family. enjoy bleeding themselves elderly DRY
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Apr 2, 2024 18:01
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my job doesn't require a power point to explain. So I feel threatened and excluded by such proceedings
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Apr 2, 2024 18:01
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Paradoxish posted:Simply convert your entire identity into your job and you too can enjoy making power point presentations for your friends and family. The fact that they all decided the right vehicle to convey what they do for work is powerpoint presentations says everything about how pointless the totality of the work done by the people in that room is
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Apr 2, 2024 18:02
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If you can't describe what your job is within 6 words or less, you have a bullshit job
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Apr 2, 2024 18:03
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i hate these ppl. nice glass box full of silver Christmas ornaments also (?)
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Apr 2, 2024 18:06
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The Oldest Man posted:The fact that they all decided the right vehicle to convey what they do for work is powerpoint presentations says everything about how pointless the totality of the work done by the people in that room is I've watched a plumber give a two-hour powerpoint presentation on why residential plumbing is actually an advertising industry. he was right tho
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Apr 2, 2024 18:06
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NeonPunk posted:If you can't describe what your job is within 6 words or less, you have a bullshit job Vendor compliance- making sure companies don't ah poo poo
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Apr 2, 2024 18:08
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Paradoxish posted:I've watched a plumber give a two-hour powerpoint presentation on why residential plumbing is actually an advertising industry. It’s true, especially since a huge number of new plumbers don’t even know how to sweat copper pipe. gently caress that, copper or burst.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:09
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NeonPunk posted:If you can't describe what your job is within 6 words or less, you have a bullshit job "make number go up"
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Apr 2, 2024 18:09
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Shageletic posted:Absolutely nightmare party i would be in the far corner playing with the pet if they had one.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:10
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Canned Sunshine posted:It’s true, especially since a huge number of new plumbers don’t even know how to sweat copper pipe. gently caress that, copper or burst. yeah the core of that presentation was essentially "just hire someone as cheaply as possible to do the work and then sales sales sales" lmao and anyway if you bother to fix pipes then your poo poo is getting eaten by the guy who just upsold his 50th tankless water heater this week
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Apr 2, 2024 18:12
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NeonPunk posted:If you can't describe what your job is within 6 words or less, you have a bullshit job I feel like that's easy even with bullshit jobs. "I manage people/projects/departments/whatever" is only 3 words and can apply to a whole field of useless middlemen and nepo babies.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:19
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I facilitate projects and management input, is this a project manager or a Target over night stocker, you decide!
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Apr 2, 2024 18:21
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Paradoxish posted:We still got some barrels in the SPR. Time to dump that poo poo out. free spr
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Apr 2, 2024 18:26
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i post and scratch my ball
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Apr 2, 2024 18:32
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triple sulk posted:2015 was almost ten years ago. lol, lmao da fuq
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Apr 2, 2024 18:39
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PoundSand posted:I feel like that's easy even with bullshit jobs. "I manage people/projects/departments/whatever" is only 3 words and can apply to a whole field of useless middlemen and nepo babies. i do stupid poo poo for idiots that can't understand how to breathe and most of my day is spent sending worthless emails that were either the 5th attempt to explain something or not necessary at all I am the American Worker
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Apr 2, 2024 18:39
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I teach kindergarten and am one of the only people I know who works for a living
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Apr 2, 2024 18:40
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Egg Moron posted:I teach kindergarten and am one of the only people I know who works for a living since when do teachers get paid "a living"??
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Apr 2, 2024 18:42
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:since when do teachers get paid "a living"?? teachers in my district make an average of $80k/year for 10 months, and that's after they cut most of the step pay for masters etc.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:45
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Just spent ninety solid minutes explaining to an adult with a six figure salary why you can't run an experiment without a null hypothesis, then to a different adult with a six figure salary what a null hypothesis is, then to a third adult with a six figure salary what the concepts of specious results and cherry picking areEgg Moron posted:I teach kindergarten and am one of the only people I know who works for a living apparently i am also teaching kindergarten
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Apr 2, 2024 18:48
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give me enough wine and I'll sit through drat near anything but this might be pushing it
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Apr 2, 2024 19:27
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Xaris posted:yeah apples been late to the game, and also late to the "AI!!!" game which has hurt 'shareholder sentiment' lmao insanely premature, it's obvious to everyone that the device can't take off until they get it down to sunglasses and if we make the generous assumption that this is physically possible it is still going to take way longer than the money is willing to wait. but they can't just abandon the idea because stuffing the AI girlfriend overlay into sunglasses is such an obvious hit. their solution: interim niche product releases to sustain ongoing r&d costs. this would even mostly work if management + execs were capable of understanding that it is the strategy they are pursuing, but they aren't, so instead we get tim failing even harder than zuck because apple can't let the only niche interests the currently possible product serves exist in their ecosystem. ok that is overstating things, i am sure the apple goggles will be able to handle babysitting even if they are no good for racing sims or pornography. somehow i always forget that people use these things as babysitters.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:27
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The Oldest Man posted:Just spent ninety solid minutes explaining to an adult with a six figure salary why you can't run an experiment without a null hypothesis, then to a different adult with a six figure salary what a null hypothesis is, then to a third adult with a six figure salary what the concepts of specious results and cherry picking are Jokes on you, they all understand, but the reason they get paid the big bucks is to promote the fantasy that steady progress is always being incrementally made towards a goal, and sometimes that means finding 4 insignificant/specious results and knowing in your heart that they must surely add up to 1 significant result. I recommend day drinking
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Apr 2, 2024 19:28
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Amazon displaying why they make the big bucks with a very early slow-burn April Fools joke! https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1775215997898698907?t=SEkcdbDK2fz2hKSv2AAZXg&s=19
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Apr 2, 2024 19:29
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Father Wendigo posted:Amazon displaying why they make the big bucks with a very early slow-burn April Fools joke! jfc
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Apr 2, 2024 19:30
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The Oldest Man posted:When you think about it not promoting medically assisted suicide for the poor and then harvesting their organs to pay off their debts posthumously is anti-bodily autonomy
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Apr 2, 2024 19:31
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RadiRoot posted:i would be in the far corner playing with the pet if they had one. The go to move in any awkward gathering
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Apr 2, 2024 19:31
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biceps crimes posted:i want to be euthanized when i develop dementia, but i don't want poor and/or disabled youngs to be euthanized on my way there BrotherJayne posted:Oh so you're just gonna yank up the ladder behind you? Seems fair
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Apr 2, 2024 19:31
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Father Wendigo posted:Amazon displaying why they make the big bucks with a very early slow-burn April Fools joke! the A stands for Asian
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Apr 2, 2024 19:32
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Morbus posted:Jokes on you, they all understand, but the reason they get paid the big bucks is to promote the fantasy that steady progress is always being incrementally made towards a goal, and sometimes that means finding 4 insignificant/specious results and knowing in your heart that they must surely add up to 1 significant result. Yeah I've found inducible ignorance seems to be a valuable skill when ladde climbing
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Apr 2, 2024 19:35
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I would simply get up and walk out. Hit da bricks, as they say
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Apr 2, 2024 19:37
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Father Wendigo posted:Amazon displaying why they make the big bucks with a very early slow-burn April Fools joke! trying to read this Gizmodo article on mobile safari was loving dire. god drat. towards the end I just got forwarded to something else that was stalled loading when I closed the page. awful. 2001 poo poo.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:38
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hey smythe, did you see this meteor breakup or chinese spy thing or something else last nite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSVsMIUwGU
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Apr 2, 2024 19:40
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Willa Rogers posted:hey smythe, did you see this meteor breakup or chinese spy thing or something else last nite? drat no but that looks cool wow
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Apr 2, 2024 19:43
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Father Wendigo posted:Amazon displaying why they make the big bucks with a very early slow-burn April Fools joke!
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