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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


emSparkly posted:

So how much will my infertile estrogenized trans semen sell for?

Depends on if you're vaxxed or not.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



just don't tell them it's vaxxed. what are they gonna do? sue you after they die from the vaccine activation?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

free hubcaps posted:

Forget armpits, we've got arm canyons

I'm almost certain that was the title of a Lunachicks track.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

kw0134 posted:

It's a segregated line of business, so it's likely proceeds from your 24.99% APR loans are helping to backstop the insurance here, but there's enough separation that we can't immediately write it off. This particular company does surplus lines, which is to say think "Lloyds of London" level of risk, stuff that you wouldn't normally get insurance for like, say, a supercedeas bond on a judgment. The size alone raises a bunch of red flags, but stupider things have come to pass.

Of course the comedy option is that his lines of credit/reinsurance starts asking serious questions about his risk profile...

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Three Olives posted:

I have said this before and I will say it again, it's not just a cliché about who is "the woman" in a gay relationship. Seriously, it's infuriating, there is obviously the implied subtext of who is the top and who is the bottom but talk to any straight couple that is experiencing relationship problems and like 2 glasses of wine in they are just like "cut the poo poo, who does the emotional labor, who does the cooking and cleaning, etc" and they refuse to accept that literally both of us all the time do all the things.

Like, it's literally unbelievable to straight couples that the trash just gets taken out by whichever one of us realizes the trash is full and needs to be taken out.

I can't imagine staying married since 1990 any other way. Some days we 'fight for the crutches' as my mother used to say, but poo poo gets done by whomever gets to it first.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






i see someone has learned how to use Pitu.. A CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY APP

edit: learned. but not very well

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol If this Nebraska poo poo was against Trump he'd be screaming about ELECTION INTERFERENCE for 6 hours a night on Troof Social

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

trump died. rip

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

storm got 'im

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

carried off howling on a gust of wind, as 'twere

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Toxic Mental posted:

lol If this Nebraska poo poo was against Trump he'd be screaming about ELECTION INTERFERENCE for 6 hours a night on Troof Social
You know he’s mad right now anyway.

I’m watching old music videos of the Clash and hanging out with my hairless freak cats. Turnip is seething with rage as the bottle of ketchup looks more and more like a suitable projectile by the moment. Every moment that sack of poo poo is stressed out he inches closer to a heart attack and it’s a small win.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Has anyone here thrown a hamburger at the wall in anger? Did it help?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

free hubcaps posted:

carried off howling on a gust of wind, as 'twere

Naught left of him but a single shoe, and a faint stench upon the breeze

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Has anyone here thrown a hamburger at the wall in anger? Did it help?

Yes. The hamburger perished and the wall had to be cleaned. I couldn't recommend it more.

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



one time in junior high I was at a friend's house and he threw a dipping cup of bbq sauce at the wall in angst at his parents and I got extremely embarassed witnessing that

so probably no

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

flesh dance posted:

one time in junior high I was at a friend's house and he threw a dipping cup of bbq sauce at the wall in angst at his parents and I got extremely embarassed witnessing that

so probably no

Do you mean like... rage angst, or mopey depressed angst?

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Tree Bucket posted:

Do you mean like... rage angst, or mopey depressed angst?

I mean when you're 13-14 it kinda all comes together into one big gross sloppy ball... much like certain ex presidents

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
What's this about a rejected bond?

tuna
Jul 17, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

What's this about a rejected bond?

Lazenby was great, he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


tuna posted:

Lazenby was great, he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Casino Royale, however, the first one, was a mess of a film.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lazenby’s manager was right Bond is dumb.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Lazenby got the best bond theme too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfjL9uX2leg

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



It’s weird that James Bond keeps coming up in this thread, but it reminds me of Octonussy:

weg posted:

Moonraper

Goldenguy

Quantum of Soulless

Casino Royale (With Cheese)

Octonussy

You Only Vote Twice

fondue
Jul 14, 2002


For me the funniest part was the, "show me more," the amount of criminal activity was too large to fit in the space provided.

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002

fondue posted:

For me the funniest part was the, "show me more," the amount of criminal activity was too large to fit in the space provided.

now imagine trying to explain every crime he's probably ever committed. the sexual misconduct wiki ALONE is tedious to even scroll through: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

meanwhile multiple guys i went to high school with received worse punishments over things like possession of a joint, underage drinking of beer on their porch, shoplifting, trespassing, or truancy

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Ghostlight posted:

i appreciate the direct comparison of just how much work that foundation is doing for her skin

You could build a duplex off that foundation lol

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
The GOP wants women to use their reproductive systems only for creating viable white children

Thankfully most people are not having it. Most Americans would say “yeah sure whatever” about LBGT and abortion rights and weed but they’ve been taken over by a bunch of grifting screeching fuckholes and it’s going to bite them in the rear end

Imagine the screeching if illegal immigrants vanished and all of their produce at the grocery store and lawncare became way more expensive

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Catastrophe posted:

One of the continued reasons I vehemently rejected my religious upbringing was that women were automatically to be treated as weaker, inferior, submissive, flawed. Just because someone was born with the "wrong" genitals, they were cast down as "sit down, shut up, and listen to the MEN you piece of poo poo" by members. It didn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. It's despicable. My mother is 30X as strong as my dumbass father but he stomps around like a king because he's the man so he thinks he simply gets to do whatever he wants whenever he wants.

Thus ends my daily angry rant about how people who poo poo on women are pussyass morons.

My husband used to treat me like poo poo so one day while he was sleeping I cut off his penis and threw it out the window.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Is that how you got the big dick?

Mr. Toodles
Jun 22, 2004

I support prison abolition, except for posters without avatars.

Ulf posted:

Colorado has had abortion on every ballot (via Personhood Amendments) since like 2008. They always fail with 25% of the vote. It’ll be fine.

I'm way behind on the thread but quoting this as I worked on both the 2008 and 2010 "No" campaigns, and you are right in that we won with more than 70% of the vote both times and won every single county in Colorado.

Colorado was the first place they tried to pass "person hood" via referendum, and the questions and hypotheticals I would get daily were the ones that popped up in Alabama after that recent decision. Abortion politics in Colorado even back in the 80s and 90s were always pretty liberal, and up until now we always played defense rather than offense. The crazies would try to ban something or require something and the sane would always vote it down.

Obviously, in 2008 Colorado went for Obama big, but even our internal polls had something like 51% No, 25% yes, and 20+ no opinion/not enough info. The fact that we won 2008 by such a wide margin was a genuine surprise. The next state that tries to pass personhood was Mississippi in 2012 and it was defeated with 58% of the vote. In loving Mississippi!

Those campaigns were a loving blast. Our office was in the planned parenthood and we would get harassed every day and even got followed by the big red truck, with huge bible versus and gross fetal parts pictures strapped to it's side, when some of us went to lunch one day.

My other anecdote was at a big convention for all ballot issues, candidates, etc in Loveland. Cory Gardner was running for the house and some of his dude bro college staffers and one college aged woman staffer came by and tried to debate us. Our policy was not to engage the crazies and we didn't. We offered condoms instead. About an hour later the woman came back by herself and was shocked it would ban birth control, in vitro, etc. You could see the wheels slowly turn in her mind that, yes, that guy you work for hates you having bodily rights.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

bird with big dick posted:

My husband used to treat me like poo poo so one day while he was sleeping I cut off his penis and threw it out the window.

Metal.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Blessed be the fruit.

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

no thank you to this dude's dungeons and dragons podcast

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

loving dork wears a suit and tie to D&D night i mean seriously what the gently caress

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
I know that when I imagine a dragonslayer, I imagine a pasty white guy in a lovely suit and striped tie.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



pieces of poo poo like this guy should live in constant fear. not the kind of fear they already live in, a more urgent fear.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
The thing that continues to annoy me the most about all the assholes who want a Gilead are so stupid and unable to grasp anything but hammer to the face text-text is that EVERYONE was miserable in Gilead.

EVERYONE. They think their lives suck now, so they want to tear it all down and put in a country where women are property and can be treated however they like? Guess what: In a Gilead equivalent or whatever these assholes would poo poo out, there's still going to be a pecking order and you're almost certainly not going to be at the top of it. And if you are, somehow, there's legions of men below you who want your spot. You can never relax, never enjoy yourself, your every minute is looking for the knives. And if you're down among the legions, well...you're right back where you started, except now women are even MORE inaccessible because oops, they belong to the top of the pecking order. Life for misogynist assholes got 10x worse in Gilead: yeah it got 100x worse for women, but these types really don't strike me as people who are willing to suffer THAT much just so the people they don't like suffer more.

By that, I mean I do feel there's a degree involved for all the 'I'll let myself get hurt if the people I hate get hurt worse', and a Gilead greatly exceeds that degree for these weak, pathetic shits.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Cornwind Evil posted:

The thing that continues to annoy me the most about all the assholes who want a Gilead are so stupid and unable to grasp anything but hammer to the face text-text is that EVERYONE was miserable in Gilead.

EVERYONE. They think their lives suck now, so they want to tear it all down and put in a country where women are property and can be treated however they like? Guess what: In a Gilead equivalent or whatever these assholes would poo poo out, there's still going to be a pecking order and you're almost certainly not going to be at the top of it. And if you are, somehow, there's legions of men below you who want your spot. You can never relax, never enjoy yourself, your every minute is looking for the knives. And if you're down among the legions, well...you're right back where you started, except now women are even MORE inaccessible because oops, they belong to the top of the pecking order. Life for misogynist assholes got 10x worse in Gilead: yeah it got 100x worse for women, but these types really don't strike me as people who are willing to suffer THAT much just so the people they don't like suffer more.

By that, I mean I do feel there's a degree involved for all the 'I'll let myself get hurt if the people I hate get hurt worse', and a Gilead greatly exceeds that degree for these weak, pathetic shits.

They can't imagine happiness. The closest they can get is making others more miserable than them.

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Three Olives posted:

They just can't get their mind around someone assigned male at birth giving up their inherent power as a male or someone assigned female at birth taking that power. In some ways it is way stupider than how stupid it obviously is, the whole thing is really about having to do the dishes even though women are obviously biologically better at cleaning the house and having to do laundry is a waste of the obviously better pursuits they are entitled to do, like drink a beer and watch TV while their wife mops.

I think the purest and most outwardly ridiculous case of authoritarian biotruths I've seen is reading an excerpt from some piece written by some conservative crank (wish I could remember what it was) which had an aside recounting his horror when encountering a nerdy young black guy, like he was witnessing something perverse and unnatural, as though said young black nerdy guy could only have been corrupted by his liberal peer group and he was merely suppressing his natural instincts for being cool, boisterous, and trendy. :whatup:

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