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a hush falls over the crowd as I raise my fist before smashing it down on the switch. my cape billows in the gust of the collective roar of the crowd, the holy symbols of the bear and bull displayed magnificently in threads of jade and gold. Myron Williams, a 64 year old cpa who hasn't had an erection in over 20 years, orgasms repeatedly as my honor guard opens fire
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Everyone should have a bullshit job if we can't do communism or babys first communism, UBI.
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Any job can be a bullshit job if you're brave enough. Just sit in the back and play on your phone or tell all the customers to gently caress off. If they fire you that's good working is a scam.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Cat people genuinely need to be stopped. They are not okay. They have never been ok for the entire span of human history. No wonder the ancient Egyptians got whooped by Cambyses. wrong
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Any job can be a bullshit job if you're brave enough. Just sit in the back and play on your phone or tell all the customers to gently caress off. If they fire you that's good working is a scam. I've clocked this one dude in my building who just posts up in various chairs around the building all day browsing his phone. absolute king poo poo.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Cat people genuinely need to be stopped. They are not okay. They have never been ok for the entire span of human history. No wonder the ancient Egyptians got whooped by Cambyses. this is way worse than anything ait ever posted
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i accomplish real things at my job and that is self-actualizing and fulfilling, to me
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Friend of Lowtax's i think ive detected the problem
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stalin, middle class technical specialists, etc
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Buck Wildman posted:STOCK KING STOCK KING STOCK KING they cry, stomping their feet in rhythm as my palanquin is borne up the steps to the switch altar. I casually toss a rose without looking. a 56 year old broker catches it in his teeth and swoons as his colleagues tear him apart trying to steal it this is a really good post
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Consolidated Ed posted:i think ive detected the problem fragmaster seemed fine
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Buck Wildman posted:a hush falls over the crowd as I raise my fist before smashing it down on the switch. my cape billows in the gust of the collective roar of the crowd, the holy symbols of the bear and bull displayed magnificently in threads of jade and gold. Myron Williams, a 64 year old cpa who hasn't had an erection in over 20 years, orgasms repeatedly as my honor guard opens fire again, excellence in posting
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I've got a way better stupid dancing cat tiktok thing than the ones above. https://twitter.com/boyregime/status/1775763344286507278?s=20 Now I have to find out what the hell "tricknology" is.
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well if it's an old home video that could have been before he came to appreciate the power and glory of propane incorrectly regarded as goof
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people are capable of change and can find grace through God.
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Hatebag posted:well if it's an old home video that could have been before he came to appreciate the power and glory of propane https://twitter.com/kwp1039/status/1775965350355439675
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hm, still inconclusive but i don't think hank is the type to get a bunch of different haircuts. likely goof
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Hatebag posted:well if it's an old home video that could have been before he came to appreciate the power and glory of propane he discovered propane as a teenager helping buck strickland wipe tanks
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So it’s kind of unintuitive user interface and not just IMC being the stupidest person on the internet (even tho he is) When you use the calculator app you have to hit = before then doing x2 Which obviously makes sense from a basic education in math but if you expect it to work like a low tech handheld calculator you’re kind of assuming it’s closing the operation between each one, because that’s how really simple calculators work Would probably make more sense if it displayed the string it was calculating That said it takes all of two seconds to figure out what’s going on, or less Amusingly, he figured it out but didn’t put it together
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Consolidated Ed posted:this is a really good post Consolidated Ed posted:again, excellence in posting don't hate me because I am beautiful
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Buck Wildman posted:don't hate me because I am beautiful an s-tier poster for sure
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Found an entertaining new conspiracist: https://x.com/seaweedanxiety/status/1775937521417076916 https://x.com/seaweedanxiety/status/1775948720296890542 https://x.com/seaweedanxiety/status/1775955514486100305 To summarize: -All Ableds Are Murderers -Astrology is the body's second immune system -Everything is MCAS, except the things that are Long Covid (Which is MCAS) -Suicide and Homosexuality are allergic reactions
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I'm just in it for the coffee, if there's a way to achieve that without unnecessary bloodshed I'm all ears
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"sexual arousal is an allergic reaction" should be the new cspam tagline
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every boner could mean death. that's why I dunk my balls in burning coals every three hours like a shaolin monk
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Honest to god Cooties Truther
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Friend of Lowtax's who regularly did funny flash animations for the SA front page. Slow drip feed of revelations over the years showed them to be ever grosser and more delusional. People noted some of the weirdness above, but things I didn't see mentioned: wore a wig made of yarn, believed they could transition into one of their own cartoon creations: a sexless blob-creature called a "Klurf". Ah yes, an alpha male 
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Cooties Truther solid username
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Okay this person's job adds negative value to society. Does she know that?
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Found an entertaining new conspiracist: suicide is just an allergy to life, yeah
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