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He asked the chiropractor and the 2 ENT doctors out because he thinks they would all make better girlfriends.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:05 |
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selec posted:Guy who wants to exclude five specific people from drinking is the rear end in a top hat. Let’s game this out. First of all: bartenders do have to be cops because they can literally get in trouble if they over-serve, especially if that person drives home drunk and crashes, so knowing who not to serve in advance can really help. and the rest of that sounds like the problem of the alcholics, who can always say no to going to the wedding if they think they wont be able to not drink through the event, or would rather be drinking.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:05 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I guess the ENT may be able to detect sleep apnea
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:13 |
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Shanghaied posted:And why are you going to ENT specialists of all people lol? Maybe getting checked for sleep apnea, but I agree there's nothing abnormal about needing 8 - 9 hours of sleep a night. efb
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:14 |
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captainOrbital posted:yta for the crimes of not using spaces before parentheses, for using spaces BEFORE PERIODS AND COMMAS, various misspellings, "alot," et cetera I got major ESL vibes, it's possible that YTA here.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:14 |
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The way it's written makes it sound like he's falling asleep involuntarily no matter what he tries to avoid it, so maybe he does have a real issue. Or he's doing strenuous labor for all of those 15 hours, I dunno
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:21 |
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I didn't read anything in there that suggested that. He says "falling asleep early" but that's her that's thinking that. She wants him to go out and do a ton of stuff after work and he's tired because that's what happens to a human after 15 or so hours. She's a raging rear end in a top hat and he needs to dump her. Also lol aren't chiropractics basically snake oil? E: so in short either dump her or get amphetamines to stay unnaturally awake forever. Nothing can go wrong there!
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:27 |
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quote:Semi night shifts? I work 6:30am-4pm. I don’t see how that’s a night shift in any shape or form. She advocated for me to change to this shift instead of the 9am-6pm I was working. Her literal main issue is that I get home and am tired and falling asleep at 8pm while she’s wide awake until 10-11pm at night. I’m wondering if you misread somewhere. I own my own home, and for a year long relationship I’m not selling it to move closer especially when I’m not done with my renovations. I’m the sole bread-winner in our relationship. She pays for nothing except her bills such as; insurance/phone/and a small rent payment to me that she insisted on. I pay for literally everything else such as; dining, concerts, vehicle repairs, unexpected poo poo and all of my home bills. Monetarily, she has got it beyond easy. Edit: oh wait In response to "Does she work?" quote:She does, 8am-4pm in person not WFH I guess he just meant that he's paying for almost everything, not that she wasn't working mystes fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I got major ESL vibes, it's possible that YTA here. Well my first language was Spanish and I don't put spaces before my drat punctuation ed: I know the french (at least -canadians) do before colons (and semicolons?) but
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:27 |
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Scathach posted:Also lol aren't chiropractics basically snake oil? I can not discuss this without wanting to rage til I sound insane so I will let someone else handle the explanation but yes and here is a dece article about it: https://theoutline.com/post/1617/chiropractors-are-bullshit
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:29 |
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In which a man contemplates staying with the worst human being imaginable: (bolding mine) I (28m) highly considering ending my 7 year relationship with my (26f) gf. Looking for advice quote:I will try and make this one short, so it doesn't get removed this time. WHAT ARE HER BAD YEARS GOING TO BE LIKE??? Larry Cum Free fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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haveblue posted:The way it's written makes it sound like he's falling asleep involuntarily no matter what he tries to avoid it, so maybe he does have a real issue. Or he's doing strenuous labor for all of those 15 hours, I dunno There's nothing weird about falling asleep at 8-9 if you're getting up at 5 each day? The girlfriend sleeps for 8 hours a night but expects the OP to get by on 6: quote:She goes to sleep around 11pm or later and has to get up for work around 7-7:30. GF is just extremely needy. When asked when was the last time the OP wasn't working and wasn't with the GF: quote:Well we’ve been together for a year so about a year. If I want to do something with my friends she has to tag along They have lived together for all of two months lol
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:32 |
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Shanghaied posted:There's nothing weird about falling asleep at 8-9 if you're getting up at 5 each day? The girlfriend sleeps for 8 hours a night but expects the OP to get by on 6:
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:33 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:In which a man contemplates staying with the worst human being imaginable: (bolding mine) My dude, why did you not leave earlier
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Shanghaied posted:There's nothing weird about falling asleep at 8-9 if you're getting up at 5 each day? The girlfriend sleeps for 8 hours a night but expects the OP to get by on 6: that's another one where you have to ask if the girlfriend is a cat
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Larry Cum Free posted:In which a man contemplates staying with the worst human being imaginable: (bolding mine) need to go find one of those magical dicks for that magical pussy
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Larry Cum Free posted:In which a man contemplates staying with the worst human being imaginable: (bolding mine) Here's your advice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23FjDtbVIkY
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:45 |
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Desert Bus posted:I can not discuss this without wanting to rage til I sound insane so I will let someone else handle the explanation but yes and here is a dece article about it: Yeah, that's what I thought. Anytime someone says, "I went to the chiropractor!" I trust their judgement a bit less. That's like saying "Oh yeah, just went to the witchdoctor."
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:49 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:In which a man contemplates staying with the worst human being imaginable: (bolding mine) Exhibit A for why AITA needs a “what does this person actually bring to the table?” rule, that’s an awfully long wall of text to not contain a single positive thing about her
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:51 |
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Well she may be abusive, physically repellant, lazy, and overall a total drain on my physical, mental and financial resources....where was I going with this??
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idiotsavant posted:He should buy a good set of calipers & take careful measurements of his grandfathers skull so he can find out if he comes from superior genetic stock Put it on the mantle & see if the Headless Horseman comes round Pyroi posted:My dude, why did you not leave earlier Because he’s a spineless weenie commenter posted:You need to stop bending over backwards to make this relationship work, and start accepting the reality of the situation - that you have a partner who does not treat you that well and a relationship that is deeply unsatisfying to you. OP posted:I've come to that conclusion over the past year, but I wanted to make this work. Also the logistics of breaking up is going to be hard since she lives in my house and none of her family members are willing to take her back in especially since she has 4 dogs, 2 cats, and no vehicle/license.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:23 |
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Scathach posted:Yeah, that's what I thought. Anytime someone says, "I went to the chiropractor!" I trust their judgement a bit less. The fuckwits that come crawling out of the woodwork to recommend this voodoo poo poo whenever they think you have a sore back. No mate, I don't need a loving crank trying to break my neck, yesterday was leg day that's why I don't want to get in and out of my goddamn chair
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:24 |
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Yeah I have a cousin who is severely physically impaired after having a stroke at 25 when an adjustment by a chiropractor tore a major blood vessel in her neck. Turns out that type of injury isn't that an uncommon result of going to see them.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:28 |
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So many people believe in it unfortunately, and you can't really go around telling them that it's pseudoscience or they'll get mad
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:31 |
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I got in trouble because I was talking to a coworker and saying I can't believe insurance pays for chiropractor visits it's a dangerous scam, and turns out she used to work as a chiropractic nurse and was offended and complained.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:34 |
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Rain Brain posted:Yeah I have a cousin who is severely physically impaired after having a stroke at 25 when an adjustment by a chiropractor tore a major blood vessel in her neck. Turns out that type of injury isn't that an uncommon result of going to see them. Jesus. I'm still not sure why they're covered by insurance. Seems like a liability more than anything.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:35 |
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So seems like my practice of going "woohoo wooooo!" while waving hands over my "patients" is both safer and more effective than chiro.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:37 |
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Scathach posted:Jesus. Probably because it's cheaper than actual medicine and if you die, the insurance company probably will not be on the hook for it.
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mystes posted:So many people believe in it unfortunately, and you can't really go around telling them that it's pseudoscience or they'll get mad They get real mad. Sunk-cost fallacy. And when you ask them what the chiro did that ACTUALLY helped it's like the most basic rear end physical therapy type stuff that any decent actual doctor or physical therapist would recommend. There is a 100% legit medical discipline that includes some of the chrio quackery and if you think you need a chiro you should just go see a DO: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_of_Osteopathic_Medicine
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Desert Bus posted:There is a 100% legit medical discipline that includes some of the chrio quackery and if you think you need a chiro you should just go see a DO:
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DeeplyConcerned posted:So seems like my practice of going "woohoo wooooo!" while waving hands over my "patients" is both safer and more effective than chiro. Ah, so you're a Reiki healer?
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:41 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I got in trouble because I was talking to a coworker and saying I can't believe insurance pays for chiropractor visits it's a dangerous scam, and turns out she used to work as a chiropractic nurse and was offended and complained. What’s a chiropractic nurse?
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Larry Cum Free posted:What’s a chiropractic nurse? an accessory to fraud and reckless endangerment.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 23:01 |
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God there's a scene in The Curse where Emma Stone sends a chiropractor to take care of a poor guy they've basically made their project, and it's the most horrifying tv scene I've ever seen.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:So seems like my practice of going "woohoo wooooo!" while waving hands over my "patients" is both safer and more effective than chiro. I take it you studied under Dr Briner? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR08bMCrPaA
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 23:27 |
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Scathach posted:Yeah, that's what I thought. Anytime someone says, "I went to the chiropractor!" I trust their judgement a bit less. Wait, witchdoctors are as bad as chiropractors?! Dammit, now how am I going to have curses laid on my enemies?
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Elissimpark posted:Wait, witchdoctors are as bad as chiropractors?! Dammit, now how am I going to have curses laid on my enemies? A forums account is like .
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 23:36 |
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AnoHito posted:
I bet the OP could make up the $1800 they spent on security on just those 5's bar tab though.
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# ? Apr 4, 2024 23:58 |
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Breetai posted:A forums account is like . Is Jeffrey of YOSPOS going to walk through fire and fly through smoke? Will I, as a result, see my enemies on the end of a rope?
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DoubleNegative posted:AITA For telling my girlfriend I’m done because she expects me to stay awake 18+ hours a day? I mean the easy answer is wake the GF up at 5am so they can spend a quality morning together before he leaves for work!
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