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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Turns out that the duck understood intersectionality all along.

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Dude on the left is literally me when I'm walking down the street and I see a cat

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Guavanaut posted:

Turns out that the duck understood intersectionality all along.
Poor rural white people reporting in, turns out my Internet speeds have gotten faster here and that was part of the point of the infrastructure bill. Republicans ain't done poo poo for me other than maybe make the casual sex I'm not having or pursuing harder to get

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Gary Markstein



John Deering

Murdstone posted:


Michael Ramirez

I’ll put $100 on Ramirez doing one with DEBT right now.

Swing and a miss!



Mike Luckovich



Tom Stiglich

Dopefish Lives!
Nov 27, 2004

Swim swim hungry

The Islamic Shock posted:



The visual was too good for me to forget

Whatever happened to Beeler, anyway?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
branco you have a platform to reveal the many crimes of biden.
no? just vague "oooooobaaaammmaaaa!!" scare noises and references to debunked propaganda and "smelly poo poo!!!" jokes?
how are people not convinced yet??

also the sippy cup is the biggest, most childish "n-n-no U!!" in history

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak laughing all the way to the election – The prime minister has a stock response when questioned about the date of the general election"

Telegraph:

How a secret Chinese supercomputer could render Western cyber defences useless

Independent:

"Netanyahu thinks he can do what the hell he wants – we must stop him"

Times:


Evening Standard:

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


Every cartoon where he fearmongers about another foreign enemy makes that one cartoon where he solemnly reflected on how he was misled into supporting the Iraq War and resolved to examine all state propaganda with a critical eye going forward so he can never be tricked again that much funnier.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




axolotl farmer posted:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

:doink:



That's bullshit and he knows it. They would immediately kick out any undocumented migrant. I get he's trying to make a point, but in Trump's America that lady would be lucky she wasn't killed.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i think he's just pointing out things that would anger both sides that fit within trump's definition of "not a crime".

like when the supreme court asked his attorney if the president being immune to laws meant obama could have a third term and the attorney said "absolutely!!" because what else can you say.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
I'll never forget when Branco did an AMA on Reddit
He is actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/cpw4g9/i_am_af_branco_a_nationally_syndicated/

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


MechaCrash posted:

I went to a presentation about this tornado a few years ago at the local rec center. It sticks in my memory because the presenter said "I'm sure we all remember where we were when the tornado happened."

I'm pretty sure I was the only one there who hadn't been born yet.

Oh yeah, that one was loving wild. Everyone in like 5 states who is over a certain age remembers that tornado.

The weatherman on TV the other night was going over the tornado records, and of all the tornadoes recorded at F3 or above in entire history of the state, about half of them occurred on a single night in 1974.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Trazz posted:

I'll never forget when Branco did an AMA on Reddit
He is actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/cpw4g9/i_am_af_branco_a_nationally_syndicated/
He believes socialists hate democracy and freedom. The main point of socialism. That's kind of amazing.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Trazz posted:

I'll never forget when Branco did an AMA on Reddit
He is actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/cpw4g9/i_am_af_branco_a_nationally_syndicated/

Are there any good highlights in his answers from that AMA? I'm struggling with the reddit UI to find anything juicy.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Rowe:

Kerry Stokes, billionaire owner of Channel 7 and bankroller of the worst people. This is the latest part in the long running Bruce Lehrmann saga which is now impossible to summarise. Extremely briefly: Lehrmann is the Liberal staffer accused of raping another staffer Brittany Higgins in Parliament House right before the 2019 election, the case was dropped after juror misconduct with no finding found. Lehrmann is now suing everyone for defamation and this case is in part a proxy war between Channel 7 who had Lehrmann's exclusive with Channel 10 who had Higgins'. Yesterday the producer of that Lehrmann exclusive testified as to what they did to get that: Former Seven producer Taylor Auerbach tells Federal Court network paid for sex workers and illicit drugs for Bruce Lehrmann (ABC).

Broelman:


Knight:


Lethbridge:


Spooner:

Albanese demands ‘full accountability’ for Zomi Frankcom’s death as IDF calls strike a ‘misidentification’ (Guardian). Australian Zomi Frankcom was one of the seven aid workers killed in the Israeli drone attack on the World Central Kitchen convoy.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Skios posted:

Swing and a miss!


There's still time!

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Microplastics posted:

Are there any good highlights in his answers from that AMA? I'm struggling with the reddit UI to find anything juicy.
"To me it someone who hates our country, its system of government and it's freedoms as stated in the constitution/Bill of Rights."

That's what leftist means to him, as in that's his personal definition of the word. And it looked to me like Reddit definitely noticed his complete lack of acknowledging leftists telling him what they believe. Dude went into it completely unwilling to learn (not even agree with, just learn) a single loving thing about the political opposition he had to know was going to be there.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

The Islamic Shock posted:

"To me it someone who hates our country, its system of government and it's freedoms as stated in the constitution/Bill of Rights."

That's what leftist means to him, as in that's his personal definition of the word. And it looked to me like Reddit definitely noticed his complete lack of acknowledging leftists telling him what they believe. Dude went into it completely unwilling to learn (not even agree with, just learn) a single loving thing about the political opposition he had to know was going to be there.

Yeah but why would any right-winger bother to learn anything about their political opposition? After all, according to every media outlet out there, it's the LEFT who doesn't understand HIM!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
branco is a "genetics is destiny" type. lefties were born with the gene for "control" and righties were born with the gene to be simple protectors of the world and, if it weren't for the perfidious lefties trying to control everything the world would be a peaceful utopia of peace and clean air and water. obviously SOME people need to be controlled but me and my friends have god given self governance.
the usual lack of empathy

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Adam Zyglis




Amjad Rasmi




Bob Englehart




Dave Whamond




David Horsey



Completely indistinguishable from a cartoon from a conservative cartoonist. I particularly like the reference to "gangbangers". Let's check the rant.

David Horsey posted:

Just as Republicans find their most loyal voters among conservative Christians, militant gun owners and billionaires who want to hoard their fortunes, the Democratic Party has long depended on Black, Latino and Asian voters to give them an edge. But that may be changing.

Latinos, in particular, are shifting in significant numbers toward the GOP. A large share of these voters are working class folks and, like white working class voters, many have bought into the very dubious notion that Republicans have their best interests in mind.

There is the fact, too, that this overwhelmingly Catholic ethnic group is much more socially conservative than the progressive activists who are monopolizing the Democratic Party agenda. Among Black voters, as well, one finds far more churchgoers than in the Left Coast cities and university faculty lounges, and many are not buying what the activists are selling.

What about Asians? There is no group as negatively impacted — at least in their own perception — as Asians when it comes to affirmative action programs and efforts to open up more university slots to underrepresented students. They fear their own high-achieving kids will be bumped out to make way for someone else.

Small business owners and entrepreneurs in the South Asian communities may well take offense at the anti-capitalist rhetoric of the Left. And the new dogma in the academic world that divides everyone into two antagonistic groups — colonialist oppressors versus the virtuous oppressed — also may not ring true for a big share of non-white voters who see the world in more nuanced ways.

Which is all to say that Democrats need to escape from the social theorists, the activists and one-dimensional identity politics. Democratic politicians should not think they can continue to stand up at a national convention and rattle off a list of groups — Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Indigenous, gay, lesbian, trans, yadda, yadda, yadda. — and think they have given a speech that says anything at all to these very distinct human beings.

The more diverse this nation becomes, the more complex it will be. Political campaigners will not find it easy to categorize people and superficially assume they know what those people care about. The biggest surging cohort in our citizenry is mixed race individuals. Will they be Democrats or Republicans? The answer is both and neither. They will be what they will be and they are quite unlikely to find common cause with each other as a predictable voting bloc.

Those who want to box Americans into tidy, monolithic racial or ethnic groups are swimming against the tide. Democrats should stop listening to the shrill voices of activists and start listening to the actual voters themselves.


David M. Hitch




Dick Wright




Drew Sheneman




Jack Ohman




Jeff Danziger



Uh...


Jeff Koterba




Jeff Stahler




Jimmy Margulies




John Darkow




Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher




Kirk Walters




Lee Judge




Matt Davies




Mike Peters




Mike Smith




NEMØ




Patrick Chappatte




Paul Berge





Pedro X. Molina




Pia Guerra




Randall Enos - Into the Heart of Dumbness




Rivers

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Do they even still make X for Dummies books anymore?
Can't remember the last time I've ever actually seen one outside of a politoon or a meme, though I also don't tend to peruse the self help section.

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Trump deserves to be gagged. AGC.

...Also, I just realized this person that spews out right-wing cartoons is named Dick Wright. ...there's a really good joke in that, but I can't think of it.

Skios posted:


Tom Stiglich



This feels a lot more threatening than what I'm sure was intended.

Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

JamesBont posted:

...Also, I just realized this person that spews out right-wing cartoons is named Dick Wright. ...there's a really good joke in that, but I can't think of it.

Pointless anecdote, but I remember years ago when I was in Paducah KY for work, and someone named Richard Cox was running for a local election, which I knew because a truck at the mall had one of his campaign signs in the back window.
All I could think was "Who the hell named their kid Dick Cox?"

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Sixty bux? The last time I saw a blasphemous act this bad, it only cost a single red mana.

Re: Trump Bibles, came up with that line earlier today, please steal it for your own use

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

idonotlikepeas posted:

David Horsey



Completely indistinguishable from a cartoon from a conservative cartoonist. I particularly like the reference to "gangbangers". Let's check the rant.

Horsey is so centrist-brained he doesn't believe that people pushing for inclusive policies actually believe in what they try to achieve and aren't just pandering for votes.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Aww :3:

... oh wait this is supposed to be a bad thing isn't it

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

logger posted:

Horsey is so centrist-brained he doesn't believe that people pushing for inclusive policies actually believe in what they try to achieve and aren't just pandering for votes.
it's better to be openly racist than try for equality because if you try you might fail and look insincere :(

"you're not representing me properly"~a minority~ a white man

but yeah, kinda sucks for minority conservatives that they have to compromise on their ideals because the other party openly hates them.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Aww :3:

... oh wait this is supposed to be a bad thing isn't it

God is canonically some kind of genderfluid, made both man and woman in God's image

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: They Can Have Our Trains

Ted Rall posted:

DARPA, the Pentagon research agency, wants to build a railway on the moon. Here on earth in the United States, however, our rail infrastructure is execrable.

First Dog on the Moon: Have food trends gone woke? Say bonjour to le crookie!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: They Can Have Our Trains


Oh no my rear end

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Ted Rall drawing a man holding a pistol with two hands like an idiotic alien but not managing to find the trigger as it fires: "It's my style. I draw worse than a first day amateur deliberately!"

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Chip Bok



Gary Markstein



Gary Varvel



John Deering



Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez


Why yes Mike, corporations do in fact go well beyond whatever they say they need to compensate for new operating costs because hosed if that's going to let them stop posting record profits. See also most of the recent rampant inflation caused by profit rather than operating costs instead of the usual 10/90 split. AGC

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I like how the fast food store is "relocating" to another state, as though all the customers can just follow it around the planet like it was a call centre

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Microplastics posted:

I like how the fast food store is "relocating" to another state, as though all the customers can just follow it around the planet like it was a call centre

Also, despite installing the robots in order to replace the human workers and get out of paying them $20 an hour, the price of the burgers still skyrocketed to over $100

Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

Skios posted:

Steve Breen



Oh no, the 1950s sci-fi robot is eclipsing the 1950s American everyman!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

Oh no, the 1950s sci-fi robot is eclipsing the 1950s American everyman!
An Automata Cartoon

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich



I don't think that's who turning a physical poster upside down works.. :crossarms:

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

InsertPotPun posted:

"you're not representing me properly"~a minority~ a white man
Love that all the minority concerns are just bog standard white conservative concerns, down to using phrases like "gangbangers".

The Islamic Shock posted:

Why yes Mike, corporations do in fact go well beyond whatever they say they need to compensate for new operating costs because hosed if that's going to let them stop posting record profits. See also most of the recent rampant inflation caused by profit rather than operating costs instead of the usual 10/90 split. AGC
Also, they replaced all the employees with robots, but they still bumped up the price by like x30? Guess the employees weren't the problem!
There's basically no world in which kiosks that can actually do a worker's job would ever be more expensive, so workers could've accepted a poo poo minimum wage and they still would've been fired the second the tech broke the profit line.

Anyway, the conservative scare for decades has been "if minimum wage goes up, burgers will be $30!"
Except, that
1. Prices are going to go up either way
2. This is what's actually happening, and they think it proves their case:


But I guess to be fair a burger price going up $25 and going up $0.25 is basically close enough right

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Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
"Is the dignity of my fellow man in earning a living wage worth 10-25 cents on my behalf? No." - An incredibly smart conservative man.

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